REESE AND JAKE EXTRAVAGANZA Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses!

On today’s post…: KERI RUSSELL post baby; JAKE GYLLENHAAL and REESE WITHERSPOON go public!; TOM CRUISE’s hair; PREGGERS celebs; AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL, and MORE!

Oh, I can’t hide it! I’m devastated! I JUST MISSED THE OFFICE! I’m so crushed right now. CRUSHED. Anyway, take my mind off this, please? How ’bout let’s gossip?

check it!!!

KERI RUSSELL IS SO FREAKING GORJ — AND ALREADY HAS HER PERFECT PRE-PREG BODY BACK…HAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!

I don’t get how some people look like they NEVER had kids, like, RIGHT after having a baby. LOOK at her! Keri Russell still looks like FELICITY. But, she looks EVEN BETTER (especially better than short-haired Felicity) because she has that "mommy glow" about her. And, look how adorable little River Russell Deary is in his sling. …I have a sling…. But, I still look pregnant…….. But, I’m not bitter or obsessed about it, nahhhh! LOOK at her!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Celebrity Baby Blog.

THEN THERE ARE THOSE….

Then there are those women who look just BEAUTIFUL, GORJ!, GODDESSISH when preggers. Halle Berry’s a KNOCKOUT here at the Things We Lost in the Fire premiere in London. She’s always had AMAZING breasts. Been known for them. But, honestly? Just LOOK at those babies NOW!:

Oh my GARSH, her breasts are INCREDIBLE. Like, how can you NOT look at them? How can you even take your eyes off them! Wow. Globes. Yes. That’s right. The word "globes" comes to mind. As it should when looking at beautiful breasts. I wish mine looked a little more "globe" and a little less, well, "bag."…. A-ny-way, check Christina Aguilera, too!:

I LOVE that she’s brought the pastel makeup back. The RED LIPSTICK sucked poop on her. HATED IT. She looks really really beautiful here. Rumour has it she’s expecting TWINS????? I’ll keep you posted.

CAN I JUST SAY…….

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

Can I just say I LOATHE Tom Cruise’s hair cut? He’s had it for a month or so now. And, I thought it would grow on me, or grow out, or something? But, it hasn’t. Every time I see it, I hate it MORE! And, here he is with legendary hottie Robert Redford, and with Katie, at Lions for Lambs events. Bad hair. BAD. Katie looks really pretty, though.

GWYNETH AND THE KIDDIES IN BARCELONA

Oh wow, the kids are GORJ! Beautiful. Gwynny looks pissed, though, as usual. She hates the paps and loves her privacy. Mind you, the nanny looks pissed, too…. Everyone looks pissed. Although….there’s always this photo….

She smiles!!! I think I really like the name Gwyneth, by the way. WHY is that? Hmmm…. Important thing to think about….
Photos, with thanks, c/o Celebrity Baby Scoop.

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN….

Yes, it’s Tori, Dean and Liam: INN COSTUME. I love her bag! I mean, that’s hot! She’s so kooky on her show (Tori and Dean: Inn Love). Is she for real, or is that just bad acting? She soooooooooo thinks  she’s Jessica Simpson on Newlyweds….

LOOK HOW CUTE!!!

OH-MA-GARSH! They are SO adorable!! Do you LOVE IT!?  They must finally be "out" because Reese’s divorce from Ryan Phillipe was finalized this month. Must be why she and Jake have been in hiding for so long. Are they not so GORJ!?

All these pics were taken in ROME — where they went to see the premiere of their movie Rendition at the Rome Film Festival. ROMANTIC ROME! AHHH! Enjoy the pics!

LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wanna know what they did in Rome?? Here’s the itinerary:

They flew to Rome on a private jet, checked into the hotel and then went for a ROMANTIC walk through the streets of Rome with bodyguards….

They toured the Piazza di Spagna, went up the Spanish Steps and checked out the Church of Trinita dei Monti.

Then, they went to Piaza Campo de Fiori to gaze at the statue of Giordano Bruno and ate lunch at a local restaurant. At the end of the day, they loved it up on the hill of Monte Mario and the Zodiaco Cafe.

Saturday, they meshed with the locals and an ordained minister who guided the group. They all ate at Bar della Pace and toured the Museum of Rome, the Piazza Pasquinom the Piazza Navona, the Church of San Luigi Dei Francesci (home of the famous Caravaggio painting)….

Latah…, Reese and Jake (whom everyone’s calling Gyllenspoon!) checked out the Pantheon and enjoyed Italy’s famous GELATO, or, as my little monkey says it, "gelacto"!
Photos and itinerary deets, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: GOOD RIDDANCE, EBONY

NOBODY likes a quitter, Ebony! This girl was ANNOY-YING! With all the facial fidgeting, and the flicking of the hair, and the no-personality, and "whatevs" attitude. I did not like her. SOOOO happy Ambreal is still there instead of Ebony. Ambreal’s REAL — like, Amb-REAL. She IS REAL. AM REAL. LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! But, Heather’s my fave. I totally want her to win. She’s gorj and real and special and inspiring….

Ooooo! The rascal (my newborn) is grunting for me now. I HAVE to go. Talk to me and each other in the comments! LOVE! AND AND AND!!! Check out my HOT HOLLYWOOD DADDIES list at THE CHEATY MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE!

xoxo Haley-O