BIG BROTHER: AND THE WINNER IS….
MIKE BOOGIE!!! WOOT!
I know, I know. In the comment section
of my last post, I said I didn’t want either Boogie or Erika to win. But,
I was just bitter that Janelle got booted. When at long last the
reality of her loss set in, I got seriously gung-ho about Boogie
winning, and seriously repulsed at the thought of Erika winning. I
think Howie was right tonight when he said (something like), "Erika, I
love you; but, after this, all of America hates you." I dunno why, but there was something really unlikeable about her. I’m sorry she got
"homanced" by Boogie. He’s the ultimate arsehole for it. But, whatever. He’s so
darn likeable. And, he and Will were brilliant, weren’t they? I mean, everything worked out perfectly
for Chill Town, didn’t it?: Will won one and Boogie won the other. We
should all have such good friends in our lives. LOVE.
And, speaking of LOVE, guess who won the $25,000 Jury Prize?
Can I get a WOOT WOOT!?!
Photos c/o the Big Brother All-Stars official site.
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO EWWWWWW!: THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
I don’t know about you. But the whole Sharon and Jack making-love thing is repulsive. Just EWWWW! I don’t know what’s worse? Sharon and Jack together or Bardwell and (wha?) Gloria! Or, erm…, Bardwell and anyone for that matter. Seriously, though? Sharon and Jack? EWWW!
DILANA ROCKS: ROCKSTAR: SUPERNOVA
Just when I thought Dilana jumped the shark, she killed it tonight! I mean, she was awesome. She kind of reminds me of Kelly Clarkson in the sense that her voice is so darn good — strong, with a terrific range. Because the backup band knocked Dilana’s rendition of Sting’s Roxanne in last night’s show, I was expecting the worst. But, I loved it. She didn’t botch the song at all. She reinvented it, revived it. Awesome. I’m totally rooting for her. How ’bout you? I know ali likes Toby….
DANCING WITH THE STARS
The two-hour premier wasn’t the most exciting show I’ve seen. But, in all fairness to Dancing With the Stars, I watched it after the very exciting and entertaining Big Brother finale. Obviously, I wasn’t in the headspace for it. In any case, I found it awfly boring. It’s just no So You Think You Can Dance. But, I’ll still watch it. Here are some of the more noteworthy contestants:
Tucker Carlson….You know your journalism career’s in trouble when….
Jerry Springer….Ugh, now I actually have to watch this guy every week?
Vivica A. Fox….Loving the spotlight, as usual…."Droppin’ it like it’s hot?" are we? Not a fan….
Saved By the Bell‘s Mario Lopez. Awww…he’s doing it for his mommy! LOVE. And, his dimples are really cute….
Joey Lawrence….Remember? From Blossom? I canNOT get used to the bald head, though. I keep thinking he’s Howie Mandel….
Harry Hamlin….Wifey Lisa Rina did it last year. Now it’s his turn. They’ve already got Team Hamlin T-shirts made, of course…. I saw him last year on Martha Stewart’s talk show: apparently he eats nothing all day till dinner; i.e., he only eats dinner — this is how he keeps his weight off. (Cough) Manorexic!
And, is it me? Or does he look almost exactly like this pro dancer on the show:
Luis Van Amstel. I swear, I get them mixed up!
And, what do you think? Is the show’s live band as bad as I think it is…?
Photos c/o ABC’s Dancing with the Stars official website.
GOSSIP GOSSIP GOSSIP!
IT’S A BOY! Rumours had it that Brit Brit was having a girl, and that her name was going to be "Jailynn"….But, WRONG (either the gossips were wrong or the doctors were wrong)! It’s a boy. We don’t have a name yet. Here’s a pic of little Sean Preston looking at all the photographers outside the hospital window (who knows if it’s really him, but this is what the intergossips are saying):
So cute!
*Edit: The baby is 6 pounds 11 ounces. Apparently, Brit Brit wanted the C-section to occur a day later — on Sean Preston’s b-day — but K-Fed didn’t want that, so they had the baby a day early….No deets on the name, yet….
Photos of Britney c/o x17online.com.
PHOTOS TO MAKE YOU FEEL GREAT ABOUT YOURSELF!
Kate Hudson in a bikini on the beach in Maui. See, sometimes a little fat can be a good thing….
BEYONCE! Oops…Wardrobe malfunction. Control tops showing. Oops. Wardrobe malfunction. Beep Beep Beep Beep.
Photos of Beyonce c/o Splash News Online.
Carmen Electra at the Imitation of Christ Spring 2007 Fashion Show. What was she thinking? She was soooooo just trying to get her picture on the Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip blog…!
Nicky Hilton leaving the Diane Von Furstenburg fashion show in the most unflattering tight jeans evah! Bad…vewy vewy bad….
Photo of Nicky Hilton by Liz Sullivan; photos of Nicky Hilton and Carmen Electra c/o Splash News Online.
If you want to hear about my cheaty little monkey’s new and exciting development, come check out my other blog, here! I’d love to see you! I’d also love it if you leave me a little comment on this site (and the other, of course…!). For those of you who are new to blogging, commenting is a piece of cake. There’s no sign up involved — you can even keep yourself anonymous! ‘Coz us bloggers love comments. We love to hear your thoughts, requests, or just to hear that you’re there on the other side of the screen reading! So, tell me: were you happy Boogie won Big Brother? Which Rockstar are you rooting for? Did you find Dancing with the Stars as boring as I did? Are you as grossed out by Sharon and Jack’s hookup? Do you like Nicky Hilton’s look? Carmen’s Hair?
I know, I must confess I was close to vomiting at the thought of Sharon and Jack. He has never been the hottie of the show but he was like a father to Nick! But the saddest news this week is that Rock Star Supernova is over. The only good part is that it was another Canadian so maybe I do have a chance!
Sounds like Y & R has gone all crazy! What happened to the days of Lauren and Danny?
Alright…where to begin. Beyonce – she is even more beautiful with control tops than without. Kate – is it heartening or disheartening? I haven’t decided. I do admire her for not having the mummy tummy surgically altered, but if the young and fit have loose skin post-baby then what hope is there for the rest of us? New name – Carmen ElectricSocket. And Britney. Ohhhhh, Britney. She just proves the adage: you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl. I’m sooo about the beauty of the pregnant bod, but draping it in an apricot satin baby-doll negligee with no support for the heavy preggo boobs…paired with a straw cowboy hat? And in PUBLIC? So, so very wrong. Plus the artificially black hair is even more skanky than her old artificially blonde hair was. Poor, poor Britney. Nicky H – good god! Even that string of spaghetti looks fat in our old 80’s tight jeans! Next thing she’ll be caught photographed in stirrup pants and a bagggy shaker-knit sweater down to her bum…NOOOOOOO! Some things are better left in the past.
Hey, and thanks Laura! I love that kind of feedback! Really appreciate it! 🙂 And, I’d definitely buy a Will&Boogie DVD. Those two are HILLARIOUS! They could totally do a reality TV show of their own….
No name, yet, Laural, but it is, indeed, a boy. I’ll post it as soon as I find the name–in the Britney section above… 🙂 Joey’s eyebrows? Still ew. 😉 I still haven’t seen a single celebrity. And, they’re here alright….
Hey Jodi, I know I know. Erika is getting a bad wrap. I don’t like her because she booted Janelle….
Mamatulip? Dilana’s TAKING IT HOOOOME! 😉
Don’t be so down on Joey – I love the groomed eyebrows. And, thanks for reminding of a celebrity crush from Oh-so-long ago.
And, what’s with no celebrity sightings??? I have been trying and have seen no one. No one – I went hunting for the Rock (note: he also has beautifully groomed brows – and no I don’t love wrestling just the Rock)
And, please, can someone please tell me the sex and name of Britney’s baby??? It’s driving me crazy.
I don’t understand all the hate for Erika. She’s not my favourite, but I sure don’t hate her. Howie, on the other hand, haaaate.
Yeah, Dilana totally killed it last night, but I’m still rootin’ for Toby. HE THA MAN!
Loving your blog! I’m so excited not to have to surf all over the net for fun, intelligent things to read…it’s all here at urbanmoms!
As for Big Brother…I lost all interest after my Will left last week. I wanted Chill Town at the finals, but I did watch last night and was pleased with the outcome. I wish CBS would make a Chill Town DVD, and just show all of Will and Boogie’s time in the house…edit out everyone else! I would definately buy it.
Joey Lawrence’s eyebrows! I KNOW! I forgot to pick on those… ;). They’re the worst. I so prefer my hubby’s burley ones. I’m not into overly groomed men, in general. Yeah, he’s looking a little freakish–his bod is totally ripped, too….Not diggin’ that either.
And, yeah, though skinny — the fact that Kate clearly hasn’t had the celebrity-requisite postpartum tummy-tuck is very admirable in itself. And, yeah, loving Beyonce’s use of the control top: she is human after all! Just wish she’d stop gabbing about her extreme diets….
Tuggy, sorry I forgot to place warning: do not look at these pics after breakfast. Darnit, my bad! 😉
k…what’s with Joey Lawrence’s freakishly, over-styled eyebrows?! Yikes…I used to think he was kinda cute. I love that Beyonce is showin’ her girdle. I like her more now ’cause she’s a real woman! Kate too…despite being way skinny that saggy tummy is all mummy!
Those Nicky Hilton jeans are the #1 reason why pencil thin jeans should NEVER COME BACK. Even the thinnest gal looks butt-heavy…we need a wider leg to avoid the inverse triangle syndrome.
Note to self: Do not look at celeb pics before or directly after breakfast. ewwww. Kate, Nicky, Carmen, all of them. Boogie? Best of the 2 evils…