Reality Roundup Plus Gossip: GUESS WHAT HOT!HOT!HOT! COUPLE IS IN T.O…?.

Hi Gorgeouses!

Anyone watching America’s Next Top Model? Or, should I rephrase: EVERYONE watching America’s Next Top Model? How about Survivor? Anyone? Everyone? The Bachelor? C’mon Gorgeouses, he’s the so-called "sexiest bachelor ever"! How can you not watch?

Really, he is pretty "sexy"….

Jeesh, that gold/beige background really brings out his baby blues…. And, you know? He seems like a really nice guy. I’m, personally, routing for this girl:

DeAnna. She’s really pretty and seems very down-to-earth. I think she’s gonna take it home. What do you think? What’s your prediction?

On America’s Next Top Model, Kimberly went home (deservedly)….

But, I really wanted BIANCA to GO HOME….

Never a NICE WORD comes out of this girl’s mouth. She’s MEAN MEAN MEAN. Me no like her attitude AT ALL. Get her outtathere!

My favourite is Heather….

She’s SO intriguing and different and beautiful…. And, what a great inspiration to all those affected by Autism. I’d like to see HER take it ALL HOME.

I’m really upset, though, that the wrestler went home last week on Survivor….

Ashley…. She was hot! INSANE body. And, now we’re stuck with this guy — who TOTALLY should have gone home….

He’s such a patronizing power-tripping POOPER. HATE!

So far so good. LOVING all the shows. Great for passing time breastfeeding. Ahem. Too bad they’re not on 24 freaking hours a day…!!! The little guy loves THE BOOOOBEEE!

BRITNEY TO ENTER SERIOUS REHAB PROGRAM THIS WEEKEND??

Rumour has it that Britney actually DOES care about her kids — so much so, that she’s going to rehab, and NOT to that luxury-joke PROMISES. No, it’s a much more hardcore rehab centre: Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Centre. Here’s what OK! Magazine has to say about it:

According to a pal of the 25-year-old singer, Brit is planning on
checking into rehab this Saturday. "Britney’s team has been working
closely with her attorneys to figure out a way to get the babies back
from Kevin," the friend tells OK!.
"She’s surrendering herself to rehab for treatment of depression and
alcohol so that there’s no questioning if she is drinking or missing
any future tests."

Brit’s friend says, "She’s got to pull her life together or else she’ll
lose the kids for good. She will do whatever her legal team and those
closest to her think is best if it means she gets Preston and Jayden
back. She’s getting the help she needs and everyone is hoping she goes
through with it this time."

However, Brit’s cousin (and former roommate), Alli Sims, has gone on the record saying Britney is not going to be checking in anytime soon.

Hopefully, Alli has it wrong, and Brit’s gonna try to turn things around with the help at Crossroads. But, I’m not going to hold my breath or anything…! So sad….

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING….

Here’s how Reese keeps in INCREDIBLE shape:

Jogging…and stretching. And, look how GORJ! I’m guessing, too, that she hasn’t eaten a single carb since her divorce….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

JESSICA AND JUSTIN IN THE BIG T-O!!!!!!!!!

YES, YES, YES, GORGEOUSES! Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have been spotted strutting along the streets of Yorkville with perfect posture….

Holy HOTTNESS in Toronto!!! And, LOOK, holding hands in photo #2! Eeeee! Apparently, they had brunch at Eggstacy. Been there? I have. I remember I had a Salad Nicoise there…. Pretty good salad. Anyway, they’re HERE. Why are they here? Because Justin’s filming a comedy, The Love Guru, here in TO. And, where Justin is, Jessica is. Especially when Jessica Alba is Justin’s co-star…. REOWWW!
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

I DARE YOU….

I dare you to blast THIS at your workplace today….

How FUN was THAT!?!? (Let me know if you did it in the comments. It’ll totally make my day!) And, hey, if you’re not at work? Blast it anyway, and dance around your house by yourself or with whomever’s around! DARE YOU!

LOVE!

xo Haley-O
My personal blog, THE CHEATY MONKEY — check it!