Hi Gorgeouses!
I have no time to write. As I type, one-handed, the cheaty monkey sucks her thumb and attempts to purple-nurple me, as usual….We’re not breastFEEDING, I tell everyone; we’re breastFEELING. (I’ve written extensively about CM’s terrible breastfeeLing habit in my other blog…. It’s, like, seriously outta control). Anyway, gossip’s short and sweet today — after all, we just gossipped yesterday, so there’s not much out there today….Whatevs, check it!!!!!!
NICK TELLS JESS HE’S REMARRYING
Jess is apparently devastated by the news that Nick is marrying Vanessa Manillo. Poor girl. Poor girl. But, good for Nick. Vanessa seems very down-to-earth and intelligent (in a beauty-pagent-Entertainment-Tonight-kind-of-way).
Photo and scoop c/o Just Jared.
LINDSAY LOHAN SETTING THE TRENDS AGAIN
Here she is looking like the barbie-doll version of herself in this get-up. What do you think? I don’t have the time or undistracted mind space right now to ruminate on it…. The Cheaty Monkey here thinks it looks like "WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Two more minutes, monkey! Two more minutes. The Gorgeouses are counting on us for at least a little Friday gossip!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
GUESS WHO!?
Guess who’s hiding from the Paparazzi under that black cloak Victoria-Beckham style? Guess in the comments. I’ll let you know if you get it right there! Oh, shoot! CM’s crying now. One more sec. One more sec. Awwww…. Good little monkey. LOVE! GUESS IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
GWEN STEFANI LOVES HER HAIR….
…She keeps wearing it like this. What’s WITH this Grace-Jones revival look. It’s so not gorj. But, she’s gorj, so she gets away with it. I guess she keeps herself unique this way. KINGSTON IS DELISH!!!
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
We are having a BLAST here in Orlando! These are the celebs we hung out with today:
The Grinch was the monkey’s fave!!! He scared the sh– outta me, though!!! Miss you! Oh! Go, check my other blog to see why I can’t blog today!!! Must dash! xo Haley-O
Okay, I’m going to stray from the crowd and guess Brit-Brit. That’s the latest colour and her boobs look too big to be Twiggy’s, oops, I mean Nicole’s.
Sounds like you’re having fun!
Thanks for keeping us posted!
hi haley,i’m with the other mums about that being nicole.its for sure someone ridiculously thin.hate those big sunglasses and that hair on gwen.but for sure shes pretty.that outfit looks really crappy on lindsay.what the heck is she wearing?glad you are having fun.
Miss ya! Give the Monkey a smooch for me!
I’m happy for Nick and Vanessa but, truthfully, their a little snorezeville.
I’m with Tug – is it Nicole hiding her tiny frame?
Gwen’s hair once was kinda neat but it is NOT an everyday look!
Thanks for the update.
Yea for Nick – I think he & Vanessa have a LOT more in common than he & Jess did.
LL? She’s looking better…does carrying water mean that’s ALL you’re drinking/doing? Hope so.
Nicole…How ’bout THIS? Stay HOME….delivery…people to BRING OR COOK you food. No blanket needed. Talk about wanting/needing attention.
Gwen…LOVE YOU, lose the hairdo. She’s really a doll, and yep – so is Kingston.
Have a BALL Hales, WE MISS YOU!! (Yes, I know you’re still ‘here’, but ya’ know)