PRE-HALLOWEEN GOSSIP OF THE GOOOOULLLISHEST KIND!

Hi Favourite Gorgeouses:

I’ve had quite a wedding weekend. The bridesmaid again, was I. One more to go next month. Why is it that everyone I know is getting married this Fall? I mean, I still have many single friends (who seriously can’t find a decent guy in this city for the life of them!), but the hooked up ones are getting hitched left right centre. It’s exhausting, I tell ya. Anyway, 2 down. 1 to go. And, then I’m wedding free for a long time. YESS!

Besides that, the monkey’s teething. She’s getting ALL her teeth in — molars and all — at once. She has a mouth full of white emerging little icebergs. The reddest cheeks imaginable. Runny nose. Screaming in the early morning. And a very exhausted mama. But anyway. I got costumes for ya today, my friends. Sooooo, (lemme hear you say it:)…..CHECK IT!:

GOULISH GOSSIP GOULISH  GOSSIP!!!

KATE’S SCAAAAAAARRRRY NOSE!

Photo c/o The Daily Mail.

This is très disturbing. There is speciulation as to whether this is  a botched nose job or the result of excessive cocaine use — which can, apparently, change the anatomy of the nose in a serious freakin’ way. Anyway, Kate’s been hiding this nose lately, but out it came at Heathrow airport the other day, and photographers were a’snappin’. The intergossips are also reporting that she says she is getting married. Preggo rumous have not been confirmed. Anyway, I refuse to say anything narsty about this nose because it’s damn sad. But, feel free to take the plunge in the comments if you feel the urge (that’s what they’re there for).

HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN OH WHAT FUN!

Here are some of the costumes caught on camera in and about Hollywood lately:

Photos, with thanks, from X17 Online.
I don’t blame Lindsay for wanting to wear leg-warmers. LOVED leg warmers when I was a kid. I’m not sure if this is a Flashdance costume? Or Staying Alive? Or, a Madonna video? I guess it’s just the next best thing to a bikini, which seems to be her fave article of clothing. Loving the curvier Lohan, though. If only she’d dye her hair red again. Then all would be right with the world….

 
Photos, with thanks, from X17 Online.
We expect nothing less (slutty) than the best from Paris Hilton. She does not disappoint!

Photo c/o Dlisted.

Harr Dee Harr Harrrrrrge! Jaime Lee Curtis is a pirate! Umm…Johnny Depp, baby, wish you were here?!

Photo c/o Dlisted.

Awww…purty! I sooo want to wear this to the wedding I’m going to next month. This, or the Lindsay Lohan costume, so I can dance the night away with painless feet….

Photo, with thanks, from X17 Online.

Not Jennifer Love Hewitt’s sexiest look….Daring, though, I must say. She’s the only Hollywood startlet I can think of who chooses to wear MORE clothes than usual for Halloween….

Photos, with thanks, from X17 Online.

Here’s Seal taking daughter Leni to her school’s Halloween party. She’s dressed up as Minny mouse! CUTENESS!

BELIEVE IT OR NOT — NOT A COSTUME

Photo, with thanks, from Splash News Online.

Check Penelope Cruz in a tux-like concoction at the Hollywood Awards. I repeat, no, this is not a Halloween costume. But, it very well could be…. (Thanks to the FAB artist I work with at Kids Deserve Art, for sending me the tip!)

Photo c/o Gawker.

For those of you who don’t know, no — this is not a Halloween costume…. This is Jared Leto as himself….Sad, but true.

AND THE LOV(EL)IEST FAMILY IN HOLLYWOOD IS….

Omigosh, the monkey has those robies (Violet’s shoes). Look how stylish!

Omigosh. HOTNESS. LOVE. Look at that hand-on-butt action. This is hotter than any movie lovescene — and look at Violet’s little head. This is SWEETNESS at it’s sweetest! Omigosh.

Photos, with thanks, from X17 Online.

So, my brown bridesmaid’s dress was aiight. It was so not as hot as Jennifer Garner’s hot dress th’other day…. The makeup and hair were FAB. Come check out pictures of moi, and my hair and make up at The Cheaty Monkey. Here’s a sneak preview:

And, hey? You dressing up for halloween? Tell us about it in the comments here. Speaking of comments: what do you think of Kate’s nose? discuss. The Afleck’s sweet lovin? discuss. The Hollywood costumes and non-costmes? diss-cuss. And, hey, let me know you’re there. Just say hi. LOVE! xo Haley-O