Still a bitch.
Because still detoxing.
Go to my damn blog dammit for details.
Actually, I’m feeling wonderful. Bitchy and hungry for something other than apples (yuck), pears and greens….But, light, and strong and cleansed. It’s a good thing. A challenge — HUGE — but so worth it. I’m also losing weight. Bonus! I’ve lost 3 pounds in the process. 7 pounds to go before I’m PERFECTION! Well, before I’m close enough to it. But, oh, I missed these collarbones. Sweet!
And, dammit dammit, I picked the worst time to detox: I’ll be watching everyone FEAST at Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow night. Dang, that sucks!
A-ny-way….CHECK IT:
THE HAPPY PITT FAMILY IN PUNE, INDIA
Photos c/o X17 Online.
Here they are riding one of those three-wheeler auto-rickshaw thingies in Pune, India. They’re there for Angelina, who’s working on the movie A Mighty Heart — about Daniel Pearl, the reporter who was kidnapped and killed in Pakistan, 2002. Maddox looks a little nervous on the rickshaw. But, his parents look so sweetly encouraging. Very normal!
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
Look how loving Ang and Brad are being…! Wow. Hott….Speaking of hott, check this:
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
Oh yeah, babe!
Photo c/o Just Jared.
The kids and the Pitt paraphernalia in Pune. This is the best pic I’ve seen of Shiloh. Looks just like her daddy….Sooo cute!
Photo c/o X17 Online.
Awww, BOOBIE, they look so sweet. Pucker up, Ange. Man, those are some beautiful lips. Man, that’s one gorgeous family. (Bodyguard, can you move a little to the right? You’re blocking the Brad. A little more? more…?)
NEW HAIR FOR THE NEWLY SINGLE RITCHIE:
Photos c/o X17 Online.
I could go on about how the colour just doesn’t seem right, and the
glasses are still too big. But, can’t. Too worried. Celebrity worried.
She’s all skin and bones. Nothing funny about this.
MORE POSH AND THE GIANT KATE IN PARIS….
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
These two are just so bizarre together. I just can’t see how they have anything to talk about. Katie reminds me of this girl I knew in high school. She suddenly became friends with all the popular girls because she dated this cool hot guy. I’m so not into this white suit. It makes her look even gianter next to Victoria. (Keeping in mind that Victoria is obscenely skinny and that Kate looks great…but just not in that suit…next to a rake.)
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
Wow, check out the breasts on Victoria. Does she ever smile, though? I don’t know about you, but I find her totally icy, blank, unrelatable…. Katie looks purty, and relaxed and happy. (Not just big but) smiley next to Victoria….
EWWWWWWWWW! TOM CRUISE FLIRTING!
Photos c/o X17 Online.
He’s flirting with a soccer mom while Katie’s in Paris with Victoria. Ew. I can’t. He’s just so not. Can’t believe I used to. Ew.
NICKY HILTON IS DATING KEVIN CONOLLY
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
This is oldish news. But, did you know? Here’s Nicky, with the Entourage cutie at her recent 23rd birthday bash.
JENNIFER GARNER AND BABY VIOLET ON THE SET OF THE KINGDOM
Photos c/o X17 Online.
Awww….Look at mommy all bloody! Ummm…in case you’re wondering, that’s Jen and her stunt double. The stunt double is the one with the real blood; Jenny’s the one with the fake blood, holding the clean cutie baby….
MISCHA’S MINI
Photos c/o X17 Online.
Either Mischa forgot her pants at home, or that skirt is just way too short for her. Très unattractive. Très.
SCARLETT’S "SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE" PHOTO SHOOT
Photo c/o Just Jared.
I don’t think anyone’s gonna argue with Esquire on this. Scarlett is undoubtedly the sexiest woman alive — not including you, of course!
CHEATY RECOMMENDS….
ABC’S Brothers and Sisters. I happened to have it on this evening. I enjoyed it. It’s witty, the cast is awesome, beautiful, love Calista Flockhart. Reminds me a tad of Ally McBeal (which is a very good thing). It’s sexy, very engaging…. Yeah…good! Calista looks totally gorj, by the way. Looks like her relationship with Harrison and adopting a son were very healthy choices for her.
Photos c/o the Brothers and Sisters official website.
So, it’s Thanksgiving! Happy Thanksgiving. What a great time to write a comment!? (*cough cough*!) I can’t even eat on Thanksgiving, so at least feed me a little comment? Thanks! And, since it’s Thanksgiving, thank you for coming to Urbanmoms.ca and reading my column. I really appreciate it. I seriously would love to hear what you think of some of the stuff I talk about. Or, just know you’re there. Say hi! And, contrary to what some people (who forgot to verify their comment!) think, these comments are absolutely not moderated. There’s only freedom of speech here! So, comment away, and be heard!
Oh, and celebrity siting! celebrity siting!:
Yes, it’s my little monkey, playing with my summer purse….
And…the Cheaty Monkey recommends:
That’s the back of the monkey’s head (as usual, I don’t post pics of her face on the net….) — she’s engrossed in Rogers-on-demand Baby TV. LOVES. It’s free, and it keeps her busy while I cook dinner. Check it!
For more of "Cheaty Recommends" (and HOTT pics of my new celebrity FLING!), check out today’s post at The Cheaty Monkey.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I’m happy for Posh Spice (she’ll always be the mute from the spice girls to me) for suddenly sprouting full voluptuous breasts on a waif thin frame in her 30s. GIRL POWA!! Smile beotch!!
Good god Scarlett is a vixen!! This is me looking hot just sitting here not looking at the camera….try not to look at my breast…you’re not trying hard enough.
remember when she was just the slightly awkward chick from ghost world and lost in translation? she was so accesable then…just like the time Ashley Judd was on Star Trek The Next Generation when I was in high school….I could have gotten her….right? Right??? now she dates race car drivers…. So not so much I guess.
As a 5’11” woman I can relate to Katie (wow, weird, never, ever thought I would be able to say that!). My BF is 5’4″ and 105lbs. No matter how skinny I get I am always HUGE next to her!
Brad and Angelina are definitely gorgeous but, do these things EVER last in Hollywood? The answer would be N.O.
Something too creepy about Tom…don’t get too close…he’ll suck you in too.
oh those jolie-pitts are sooo adorable.what a pretty family.katie & plastic posh very scary looking together.had no idea katie was so tall.the doll maker forgot to make posh real looking.mischa i hate to tell you this but you look like i do when i’m at home.i always wear long t-shirts and panties.hope she had some of those on.any how haley-o even if you can’t eat enjoy all the wonderful aromas of thanksgiving day supper.oh,by ,the way scarlett my butt looks so much bigger than yours sticking out of my refrigerator.lol
Wow, Katie towers over Tom too. They are a weird friend pairing… I like Nicky & Kevin – they seem so “normal” with all that is Paris. Brad is a dick, I totally agree, but that’s the cutest pic I’ve seen of Shiloh so far. LOVE Brothers & Sisters, but I’m still mad they killed off Tom right away – I LIKE HIM. And the Monkey? ADORABLE of course!!
Loving kids Rogers on Demand as well. Also Dora and Mighty Machines!!!
The whole Katie and Posh thing is just so weird. I would never have thought they’d get along. Did you realize that Katie probably idolized Posh as a kid? Spice Girls would have been popular when she was like 12. Hmmm.
Oh and about your previous blog – Janet Jackson’s boobs. Gross. Could they look any faker???
kevin connolly and nicky hilton is news that’s like 3 years old! but, i don’t know, there’s something about them that i like. even if he is like 5 inches shorter than she is…
hey – how come i don’t have rogers on demand baby tv? i don’t even know what that is…and i have rogers…hmmm…must look into that.
happy thanksgiving Haley! i’m here at my mom’s where it’s columbus day
Brad Pitt is hot…but he’s still a dick.
And is Posh Spice just tiny? Because I always thought Katie Holmes was short and she looks like a monster in these pictures. AMAZON KATIE HUNGRY!