Hi Gorgeouses,
I’m sitting here watching the People’s Choice Awards. I should have some good pics from it for you in my next post. For now I’m going to tell you that, no matter what the Intergossips are saying, Halle Berry does NOT look pregnant. They saw her in this:
And, now everyone thinks she’s pregnant. She does not look pregnant in this picture. And, the TIGHT bronze dress she’s wearing tonight hugs the flattest tummy you ever did see…. That said, Heroes just won Best New TV Drama, with good reason — although, I’m torn between it and Ugly Betty — and, Jennifer Aniston was GLORIOUS receiving her Best-Actress award, and, DAWG, Randy Jackson’s running up to receive American Idol‘s award for Best Competition Reality TV Show. Cameron Diaz looks tired and self-conscious, which is to be expected since no one on EARTH can look at her without thinking: "Justin don’t want you no moh!" Anyway, onward….
check it!!!
YOU MUST WATCH THIS IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT "DICK IN A BOX" REFERS TO — NOWWWW!
Justin Timberlake has risen volumes in my books now. He’s actually FUNNY! Not hot, but FUNNY! And, funny is hott…. Love, love, love, LOVE! And, Andy Samberg is adorable….
ANGELINA PLAYS FAVOURITES
Here’s what her highness Angelina tells U.K. Elle about mothering natural and adoptive children:
"I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re
survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from
the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…I
met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a
personality. A newborn really is this…Yes, a blob! But now she’s
starting to have a personality…I’m conscious that I have to make sure
I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more
vulnerable."
Careful, Ang, or you’re actually going to give poor Shiloh a complex. How much more vulnerable than A NEWBORN can one get, anyway? Sheesh. "Madd" and "Zee" are two of the most privileged children on the planet. Say it like it is, already, Ang. I don’t freaking buy anything this woman says. I’m going to start calling her Irkle (with an I) because she irks me to the core lately.
Photos and quote, with thanks, c/o PerezHilton.com.
THREE CHEERS FOR NICOLE RITCHIE
Nicole DEFINITELY looks better now. She even has a wedgy — i.e., a BUTT to have a wedgy IN!
Maybe she’s really happy with Joel Madden? Happy enough to get healthy. This is good. But, if she’s healthy, whatever will we have to gossip about?
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
REALITY CHECK: AMERICA FERRARA AT TRL
LOVE, love, LOVE, love, LOVE! Not so much the canary-yellow coat and the pointy-shoes-with-taperedish-jeans look, but still LOVE her normal-type gorjness. LOVE Ugly Betty.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
ADAM SANDLER AND SWEET FAMILY
Have I told you I love Adam Sandler, lately? Look at the chubby cuteness on his far left. Oy!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
ORLANDO: THE SURF N’ PEE EXPEDITION
Cute feet….
Ride ’em, Cowboy!
whizzzzzzz…..
I can french-braid my hair all by myself….
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
MORE MAN RECYCLAGE….
That’s Mandy Moore with — guess who?
Nicole Ritchie’s ex, DJ AM! How weird is THAT!
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
ANOTHER CELEB’S HOME BITES THE DUST
Suzanne Somers lost her home to those flames that ravaged Malibu last night….I’m sure we’ll see Somers enjoying another 15 minutes. But, in all seriousness, that’s suckage; thank goodness no one was hurt.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
SKINNY ALERT SKINNY ALERT SKINNY ALERT WARNING SKINNY AL— BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Holy freaking COW! That girl is skin and bones and MUSCLE. We at Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip are big BOOTY supporters, so we is not amused by the state of Keira Knightly! I know some of you think this is hot, and some may want to look like this. Was she always this skinny? I just can’t even believe that’s not airbrushed. Those abs! I can’t stop looking — so in shock am I that that’s a real body. What say you?
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
So, is Keira too thin or gorj? Does Nicole look better? What do you think of Irkle’s latest B-S statement? And, ORLANDO!? Are you LOVING that!?
On a more serious note, I’ve been thinking about something lately. It’s over at The Cheaty Monkey. Come see if you’re willing to help me out…. LOVE!!! xo Haley-O
EM — it’s over here, now: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/uncensored.shtml
Agh … the dick in a box video has been removed….
Poor Shiloh…
Keira is beautiful, she resembles one of my best friends so much its scary… but that photo to me looks a lil manly lol maybe its the abs.. they are so noticeable its almost strange.. she doesnt look terribly thin though to me. Maybe a lil flat chested?? but if she had big boobs it probably wouldnt match the rest of her 🙂
Did I read well?? You just said that Justin was hot??(Sorry cannot help it!!!)
Yes,Keira has always be very thin, look in bend it like beckham an Domino!! (But I think she want shopping in the kiddie section for her top, we almost she the little boop poping!!)
Nicole looks better, but I think that she need to gain more weight!!
Poor Siloh!! A mother should feel the same for each of her child!!
LOVE the yellow coat! Not a pointy toed shoe person though. Kiera needs to gain weight, Nicole’s maybe starting to get there? I like Cameron…wish they could have worked out – liked them together. Angie needs to go away – she IS self-righteous lately! Mandy & DJ? I thought she was back with Wilmer. Can’t keep up…
LAURAL — good point about Nicole being in the exact same bikini. Mind you, the bottoms are different. But, still. Very good point….
JEN — Yup, Cam and Justin are broken up. It’s pretty official. I wrote about it in my last post. And, I KNOOOOOWWWW! That video is too much!!!!
LAURAL — Yeah, I’m not much interested in Renee Z much. She is annoying! ‘Cept I loved her as Bridget Jones! More in the first one than in the second. And then she got all serious-actress on us…. There’s never any scoop on her — other than what there was around the time of her divorce….Brit and Paris are annoying, but they are interesting — we love to diss on them. Renee, on the other hand, is boooooooring. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing for her….
Okay. So I have a question.
What is your opinion of Renee Zellwegger? You never ever gossip about her (well, she’s been under the radar) but I find her to be by far the world’s most annoying celebrity – way ahead of Britney, Paris, etc.
Just curious.
OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! I LOVE that Dick in a Box video (laughing as I type it even). That is hilarious! But because I depend on Cheaty for my gossip I am not aware of the Cameron and Justin break…is it true?
Nicole definitely looks healthier since she fired her publicist. I think it has more to do with that – girl pressure – than a cute boy.
I feel that Ang is a bit self-righteous lately. I think moms feel judged enough but now adoptive parenting vs. birth parenting?! WTF?!
Oh yah – if the intergossips think Halle is pregnant they have obviously – NONE OF THEM – ever been pregnant themselves! That girl is ripped!
Wow. Keira Knightly. Her body looks almost man-like. I am impressed with her muscle, but I don’t know …
And Nicole. She looks good. Clearly she was planning on being photographed because she had on the exact same bikini. Seriously. The girl must have tons of clothes. Hmmm …
And, Angie. Still loving her. Poor Shiloh. But, whatever, her dad is Brad Pitt – she’ll get over it.