Hi Gorgeouses!
I just got back from a meeting with the fabulous Ali and the also-fab Jen (yes, that one). We were talking about all the exciting stuff that’s to come for Urbanmoms. Oh, you just wait, Gorgeouses! You. Just. Wait. So, I actually had a GNO! And, I needed it. I’ve been going a little stir crazy — afternoons at home while the monkey naps can get to a girl after a while, you know? But, now, I’m feeling sleepy (so you can blame Jen if I seem a little out of it!). The three of us just couldn’t stop talking and telling stories and, of course, gossiping (in between interruptions from Ali’s oldest, Emily, who wouldn’t go to sleep! so ‘dorable!). Now, I can’t go to sleep without gossiping with my favouritest gorgeouses. So, let’s get to it!
check it!!!
NICOLE RITCHIE AND JOEL MADDEN LOVING IT UP BEACH STYLE
Still skinny but still better….
They’re bringing sexy back…Doh Doh..Doh doh Doh doh..Doh doh. Take it to the chorus…. Hott. SEXY hott. Sexy back. Sexy back tattoo. Hottness!
My name is Neo. I am The One. I’m bringing sexy back.
Three…then you open that box…it’s ma dick in a bo-oh-ox. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about see yesterday’s post, and press play! Go, now!! I’ll wait!!)
Kiss me in front of the cameras, you fool! Eat this, Hilary!
Smell my hair. Herbal Essences. Loves it. Smell it. Kiss it you love it.
These two are obviously in love. Either that, or they’re really good actors. Joel moves quickly, doesn’t he? This must make Hilary (his ex of 2 years+) sad. It would drive me crazy. She and Jennifer Aniston should do coffee or shop together or something.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.
MY FAVOURITE CELEBRITY BABY (NOT INCLUDING THE CHEATY MONKEY) WALKS!
Sean Preston Federline IS WALKING! Seriously, I cannot take how cute this baby is. I LOVE HIM! I LOVE YOU, SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE! I bet, if I tried, I could probably get custody of him, no?
Oy. The word "mess" comes to mind….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARDS FASHION LINE-UP
As many of you know, the People’s Choice Awards were on last night. I promised I’d bring you fashion pics. So here they are! Check it! And, then let me know what you think of them in the comments, kay? We all want to know what YOU think. All of us, kay, Gorgeous?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.
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What’s wrong with me tonight? — I’m not liking any of these dresses. Is it me? Or, are these dresses really that bizarre and tacky? Tac-kay? But hark! Lo! Check it:
GOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRJ! LOVE! Jen rocks. Rocks the house!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
It’s aiight. Whatevs. She looks good given the breakup. The dark hair’s cold. A little try-hard. I just don’t buy it on her, you? And, she says she’s not a big workout person. My arse. Look at those muscles! Borrring.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Oops! How’d that get in there? Oh! Jen! Jen took this picture this evening. It’s a man. At Starbucks. Wearing a humungous fur coat (HATE FUR! AGAINST FUR! LOVE ANIMALS!). Now, you have to imagine what’s beyond the picture: to the below, running shoes…; to the right, me laughing HYSTERICALLY…crying! Poor guy. Will never wear that coat again. Good. Crying. I was looking at him and laughing so hard there were tears. Big wet tears!
I’m going to bed. Been watching Grey’s Anatomy while gossiping. Great show. Love Ellen Pompeo snoring. But, I couldn’t help thinking how bad her breath must smell in the morning…. Happy Friday! Oh, and, check out my new haircut, and the monkey’s new word…, over at The Cheaty Monkey. Then, come visit me over in the comments! LOVE! xo Haley-O
I wanted to comment on this one, but I was too busy that day!!
The 6th picture of Nicole and hubby remind me of something, of another celebs picture!!
And what is brit idea to be dress like that with a kid??
And I’ll have to disagree with you for Hayden!! I love the dress!! And the fact that I find this girl soooooo PRETTY!!!
Portia is totally the most gorgeous girl in the world.
When I grow up I want to be her.
What? I’m already grown up and I look like Emma Thompson?
Oh. Great.
Emily Procter — not Proctor….
LAURA — I’m so happy I could be there for you! Here you go again: “It’s my dick in a box! My dick in a bo-o-ox.” HA! And, no, Gorgeous, YOU ROCK!
TUGGY — Sadly, I don’t think it’d be that hard a fight…. And, Heigl’s belt! Brutal!
JEN — “My dick in a bo-o-ox!” You love it! And, yeah, that guy was HUGE (say it like the Donald: YUGE!) Nic lives for the paps and they live for her. It’s pathetic. I’m thinking Joel is a bit of an opportunist himself. Joel “Maddenslime”! 😉
KES — If I say anything remotely bad about Grey’s I get slammed…. Thanks for pointing out the bad, oh brave one! I didn’t watch it that closely. I was busy dissing the celebs…. 😉
LAURAL — I love Sexy Back. It’s my theme song. 😉 Take it to the chorus!
ALI — I knew you’d hate Emily Proctor’s nylons! KNEW IT! I thought of you when I wrote that.
I’m with you, Laura! I found myself singing “Dick in a Box” constantly! I had to really watch myself around the kids…it was REALLY close a few times. But, SO funny it was definitely worth it.
I just want to thank you for getting the theme song from Backyardigans out of my head, but I’m not sure if replacing it with Dick-in-a-Box was all that helpful!
Keep gossiping Haley-O, and I’ll be here reading!! You Rock!
I liked Katherine’s dress style, but not the shiny. Jen did look awesome!! I like Cameron…don’t know why, but I do.
Fight for custody – he’d make a cute brother for the Monkey – HA!
That coat is really funny. I mean cruel, but men in furs – don’t get it.
I loved you fashion commentary. It was funny – not too mean, but dead on.
Poor Camryn.
And, thanks for the Sexy Back addition. I’m loving that song.
Also, Carmen Electra. Pretty!!!
I’m sorry, Grey’s sucked! I’m a fan but I just didn’t buy any of it, especially the snoring.. terrible acting.. And the pensive shots at the end, why did they show everyone!! bad bad bad
you call it ‘dorable…i call it ‘nnoying 🙂
the kid doesn’t sleep!!
halle barry’s boobs were hangin’ a little low for me.
also? black nylons went out in the 90’s. ew.
Hey, Haley. Twas a great evening out! I thought I would die when you lost it ’cause of Fur Coat Guy. It didn’t help that he stood about 7′ tall! Anyway, on to the gossip.
The only dress I really like is Jen’s. Very classy! So many of the others are icky! I am not into the shiny AT ALL.
McDreamy is, well, DREAMY! I don’t mind the hair. Thinkin’ he just looks so cute!
Why is Brit holding a dog when she has TWO BABIES to squeeze!!! Do Not get this girl. So sad but yes, SPF is very cute.
As for Nicole, she is a paparazzi whore. She has no career, nothing but the tabloids. She doesn’t seem to be trying to be discreet, ever (except with the DUI). As far as I’m concerned it is all about feeding the tabloids. JMO!