Once Upon a Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses?

What one of Canada’s fave female singers just HAD A BABY? Who’s selling her mansion again? GORJEST at the Hairspray premiere = who? Who’s baby might be in danger because of her SCARY SKINNY bod, etc.? And, MORE!

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SARAH MCLACHLAN GIVES BIRTH SECOND DAUGHTER!!!

Last month in Vancouver, Sarah welcomed a new daughter "Taja," the Hindi word for “crown." She and her hubby Ashwin Sood (married since 1997) also have a 5-year-old daughter, India Ann Sushil Sood. What’s with this "Ann"? Like, what kind of name is that? Wonder what THAT means?
Hee!

BRITNEY TO SELL HER BEV HILLS MANSION FOR CRAZY REASON

Brit is selling her mansion — and all her stinky furniture (goodie!) — for $7.495 mill (down from $13.5). Why is she selling it? Because Child Protection Services have deemed it unsafe for the children! Why unsafe? Because there are no gates around the pool. Oy.

Does Brit really have to SELL the house, though? Why not just build gates around the pool? Sane people do that all the time! Besides, when she buys a new house, what’s stopping Child Services from saying no to that one, too? Like, because of the poison ivy and cactus garden, the tiger on the loose in the backyard, or something?
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

MICHELLE PFEIFFER IS TOTAL GORJNESS

Never mind Kelly Preston and John Travolta (‘cept for her 80’s ‘do and his GREEN shirt AND tie and tapered jeans — huh?). CHECK out Michelle Pfeiffer. My GARSH, she’s GORRRRRRJ!

This DOESN’T mean I plan on seeing the movie, though. Fogettaboutit!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

NICOLE’S BABY AT RISK?

Medical experts informed Star Magazine, that Nicole’s baby is in danger. Heroin and pills, alcohol and cocaine, and serious anorexia have all taken their toll on Nicole’s body. PLUS, she has the stress of her upcoming DUI trial, and possible jail time, to deal with. She’s fighting hard to stay sober, the mag’s sources say, and it’s NOT EASY. Because of the state of her body, and the fact that drugs were still in her system when she conceived, she may be at risk for "miscarriage or birth defects." A Professor at Yale (who’s worked with Nicole), Mary Jane Minkin, MD, has said she’s shocked that skinny Nicole could conceive in the first place: "That baby is at extraordinary risk…. Nicole needs to gain
at least 40 pounds to nourish the baby
properly."
This issue of Star Magazine is in stores now.

EVA LONGORIA AND TONY PARKER — WEDDING PIC PREVIEWS

This is all OK! Magazine will give us right now. The rest is in the mag. But, personally, this is enough for moi. I’m Eva-and-Tony’d out for a good long time. She DOTH look gorj, though (shock of all shockers)!

JESSICA SIMPSON SWEARS SHE’S NEVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

Check Jess on the cover of August’s issue of Bazaar. In the mag, she talks about plastic surgery. When asked if she’s ever had any, Jess answers (but, of course…), "I’ve had none…. But
maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I
would get them lifted…. Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are
real."
HA! No comment. I mean, I’m sure the boobs are real, but can we leave MOMS’ BOOBS out of this, PLEASE? Like, for once? And, DUDE, you’ve had LIP INJECTIONS. EVERYBODY know that!

As for rumours of other surgeries…, Jess denies denies denies: "I love the
bump in my nose…. People have said that I’ve had things like
a jaw replacement or implant or something. I’m photographed every day
of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could
that be right?"
Makes sense, makes sense. And, her nose is awesome. Gotta agree.

Jess does credit her new movie Major Movie Star, in which her character joins the marines because her acting career’s in the toilet, with improving her butt:  "I’ve started with a trainer, Harley Pasternak…. He’s given
me a butt, because I have white-girl syndrome. I have to do as many
squats as I can to get a little booty…. I have to be [diligent]. I’m
a curvy girl. You don’t want to see me not working out."
She’s SO trying to be Jessica Biel….

And, finally, she likes her curvy figure because she thinks guys do (ahem), and because, as she says, "I don’t get the whole rail thing. It’s not good for your
heart, it’s not good for your mind; it’s emotionally destructive, it
really is." Here here! Pass the ice cream, please!

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "EWWWW"….

Here are the pics from Victoria and David Beckam’s W Magazine photoshoot. I’m not making any comment, but (to borrow my little monkey’s perfect phrase), "EWWWWW GROSSSS!" I don’t mind looking at David Beckham in this context. BUT, NOT VICTORIA. I’m posting them and RUNNING! Check it…. (Click to enlarge…if you must…!)

Needless to say, the interview inside the mag is all about how AMAZING and HAPPY they are together. They even address his scandalous affair. Of course, Vic says she and David have never been happier, and that they’ve grown because of it: "David and I got through it together….No one said marriage was going to be easy. Yes,
there have been bumps along the road. But the fact is we’ve come out of
everything we’ve been through stronger and happier. It’s even better
now than when we were first married. After all these years, we can just
come home and have a laugh together." Kay, ENOUGH! Ew.

Big Brother (WARNING — SPOILER): I cannot believe
JENNOYING got head of household!!! BOO! Because she HAS to go! I can’t bear to watch her another day. And, I hate this "America’s Player" garbage. Who needs that? He’s at a total advantage. Because when America tells him to vote out Kail (whom I love), he’ll know something’s up. Blah blah, Carol went home. Evs. Joe DOTH have the biggest nipples EVAH! And, I LOVE HIM!

So You Think You Can Dance — recap and celebration on Monday, as usual, because I’ve PVR’d this — my fave show!!!

Want more Cheaty? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey! You won’t believe what I wore out of the house today……..

LOVE!

xo Haley-O