So, last week, Jake was left without having to make a decision at all because Miss Ali chose her job (at Facebook, ps) over Jakie-poo. Otherwise known as ‘pulling an Ed.’ Thanks to some early-season spoilers, I knew she was leaving, but I honestly think by both of their reactions – staged at the entire things was – I think both of them were heartbroken and that Ali was probably going to be Jake’s choice at the end. And I am saddened by this, because I liked them together.
But have no fear, because tonight you will get a show that was even more stages than Ali’s leaving….her phone call to Jake, telling him she made a mistake. Otherwise knows as ‘contract obligations.’
Please to note: It doesn’t get much more fakey fake than this, folks. Why is she in a hotel room? Why hasn’t she gone home yet to, yanno, WORK? and notice Jake’s watch situation. not on, on. ooh. Good EDITING, there, Bachelor. Interesting, obviously…because they are trying to make this show as drama-filled as possible.
Speaking of drama…can we talk about the whole dead grandmother coming out from the grave to approve of Jake? WHA?
Oh my god. And the creepy dad listening at the door when Vienna and Jake were making out?
Also, I would really like, for once, to have someone on the show who was all, “okay, my family is insane and I really don’t care all that much what they think of you” instead of every. single. person. to ever be on the show who is BEST FRIENDS with her father AND her mother and puh-lease, this is not REAL life, you guys.
I am completely meh about the three girls that are left. Tenley, I think, is my favorite. Except for her hideous dancing. THE DANCING. I hope she never does that again.