okay. so, you know I love me some Snooki, Shnooks, Snickers…what have you.
She is ridiculously awesome in a kind of ridiculously obnoxious way.
She is Oompa Loomps orange. She has HUGE hair. She looks like she gets hit with Homer Simpson’s makeup gun regularly. She loves to party.
She loves the guidos. She loves to dance with her thong hanging out. She gets lost on her way home and sleeps on the beach. She can’t conquer the damn duck phone.
and, you know, she gets clocked in the face.
AND now I love her even more? Because, the girl who never leaves the house without makeup? took it all off for InStyle Magazine.
oh yes she did.
WHAT? She looks gorgeous. I kind of wish she would save herself the THREE HOURS A DAY it takes her to get her face on…because she looks 1000 times better like this! But, then again, how could she be the Princess of Poughkeepsie without the POUF??!