No GOSSIP FOR YOU! (WARNING: ANTM and AMERICAN IDOL SPOILERS)

Hi Gorgeouses!

So, here’s the scoop: PARIS DROPS APPEAL for good reason; Jenna Fischer’s injured; T.R. Knight sporting a radical new ‘do; Jennifer Garner and Vi do the market; and, MORE!!!

check it!!!!!

PARIS TO GET EXPECTED EASY WAY OUT

No, Paris will not be filing for her probation violation appeal. Surprised? I was at first, until I heard this:

Yesterday, [attorney Richard] Hutton met with Paris and informed her that the Sheriff has
agreed to reduce the amount of time she’ll have to serve to 23 days.
The Sheriff has also agreed to put her in a celebrity cell, away from
the general population.

Apparently, Paris feels her lawyer has
gotten her the best break she can possibly get. So the intended appeal
will not materialize and Paris will do the time. (qtd. from TMZ)

So, it’s victory for Paris…. 23 days at what’s basically sleepover camp. Bummer. She’ll basically be in a cell with one other "high-profile" inmate. She’ll also have a whole hour a day to watch TV, shower, go outside or make phone calls. Sweet. AND, ARE THEY KIDDING? Unfreakingbelievable. Although…we did all expect a joke sentence like this, didn’t we?

OUR FAVOURITE OFFICE SECRETARY INJURED

You all know The Office is my FAVOURITE (non-reality) TV show, right? Well, Jenna Fischer, who plays the adorably meek secretary Pam Beesly (and who costarred in the latest Will Ferrell movie, Blades of Glory — FAVE!) fell down the stairs at a restaurant and broke bones in her back. OUCH! Check it:

The pretty brunette was celebrating her series being renewed Monday
night with friends when she slipped on the restaurant’s marble steps
and fractured four bones in her back. A friend said she spent the night
in St. Vincent’s hospital and had to cancel an appearance on "Late
Night with Conan O’Brien" and a Harper’s Bazaar shoot. Fischer’s rep, Lewis Kay, said yesterday she’s "doing much better and is resting at her hotel. Her husband [director James Gunn] flew in to be with her." (qtd. from Page Six)

Get better soon, Jenna!

T.R. KNIGHT’S NEW ‘DO

Is he sporting this rad(?) new ‘do for a new role? Embracing his inner Pink? Not digging it at. all. But, s’aiight, I still heart him….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

JENNIFER GARNER AND VI AT THE MARKET

She looks SO pretty in these photos! But — and maybe this is just me… — eating produce without washing it first is kind of ewwy…. I think this may be just me, though. I’m a little OCD when it comes to washing produce. I actually run my produce under cold water for 30 (i.e., more than the recommended 15) seconds. It takes me forever to wash berries and lettuce…. I wash my hands after handling all produce, too. To me, produce is kinda like raw chicken. Umm…yeah…, now that you mention it, maybe it IS just me who has issues with Jen eating unwashed produce….

And, Gorgeouses…. I did hear (not sure where) that all this paparazzi attention and positive publicity Jen’s getting is not for naught. Apparently, there’s a View-type show featuring mom-hosts in the works, and it’s going to be JEN’s show. She’ll be appearing just often enough for it to be officially HER show. S’only rumour, but…interesting. I still TOTALLY BELIEVE she’s an awesome mom and STAR CELEB. LOVE!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

TRIPPAGE IN CANNES!!!!

Hee!!!! That’s Sharon Stone, by the way. How CLASSIC is this picture. Look at the guy beside her all nonchalant. I CAN’T TAKE IT!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzz Foto.

AGAIN, IS IT ME? OR…

…Is this photo not TOTALLY RIDICULOUS looking? Every time I see it, I’m like, "wha?" It’s a recent photo of Jessica Alba — for GQ Magazine. I just think it’s bizarre and so not sexy. But, I’m sure a lot of men will REALLY enjoy themselves while looking at it….

Y&R: I’m waiting!!!! Tap tap tap…. WHERE IS HE? WHEN’S NICK GONNA WALK THROUGH THE DOOR! COME ON!!!! Gorgeouses? How RIDICULOUS is this show right now. I want to SCREAM at them for doing this to us. So cruel. Seriously. CRUEL.

I could not be happier with the results of AMERICAN IDOL! Now, THAT’S a finale! THAT’s a finale!!! Jordin vs. Blake? I LOVE THEM BOTH! Great face-off. Can’t wait! …Dare I mention Elliot Yamin’s makeover……..

I could not be more disappointed with the results of AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL….

Can you believe? Jaslene? I think my heart literally dropped when her picture came up and they announced the winner. So what if she’s "fierce" — she’s no Natasha, no Renee. And, GOSH, poor Renee: booted for looking old. How does one BEGIN to get over that. Suckage — ROYAL. Anyway, whatevs, it’s ovah. But, CANADA’S NEXT TOP MODEL is coming end of the month. You WIT ME!? LOVE!

And, O-MY-GOSH! SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE starts again on THURSDAY at 8!!! Could I BE any more excited!?

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