Hi Gorgeouses!
My monkey’s in a BIG GIRL BED!!! Here’s the scoop, yo!: the JOLIE-PITTS on a boat tour; JESSICA BIEL goes retro and dark brunette; KATE MIDDLETON and PRINCE WILLIAM are ON; BRITNEY without her wig!; JESSICA SIMPSON broke nose??; and, MORE!
check it!!!
THE JOLIE-PITTS LOOKING LOVEY IN CHICAGO
They’re all quite lovely together, aren’t they, Gorgeouses? Ange looks like a skeleton (HANDS!!!), but otherwise, the fam looks fab…!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.
A NEW LOOK FOR JESSICA BIEL
As my little monkey would say (sorry, I can’t help myself…), "Da like it?" In other words, do you like it? Do you like Jess’s new do? Her retro style? I think she’s WORKING IT! Looks great. But, who cares because all everyone’s thinking about when they see Jess is — "HOW ‘BOUT THOSE NUDE SCENES IN YOUR NEW MOVIE?" "THE WORLD’S GOING TO SEE HER NAKED…," and "DOES PLAYING A STRIPPER ON CAMERA MAKE YOU A STRIPPER SORT OF? BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THE MOVIE JUST TO SEE YO ARSE, etc., etc…."
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
TOTALLY PREGGERS….
She still hasn’t confirmed that she’s pregnant. But, Christina Aguilera’s BLOSSOMING BOSSOM says it all, doncha think? And…stay tuned for Halle Berry preggers news. EVERYBODY’S speculating….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
KATE MIDDLETON AND PRINCE WILLIAM ARE BACK ON!
The Bri-ish LOVEBIRDS are vacaying on an exclusive island — the Desroches Island in the positively EDENIC Seychelles…! He reserved an ENTIRE RESORT for the two of them…. How’s that for "alone time"?!? Like, have you EVER?!? The two took separate planes, OF COURSE, so that that the paps would leave them alone. And, you know what else? Apparently, they got together again just hours after they announced their separation to the world. Word has it they wanted to be together privately. Good move. More celebs should do that, no? Might give them a fighting chance at staying together? Anyway, marriage proposal to come, fo sho!
BRITNEY — WIG AND EXTENSION-FREE!!
It’s been 6 months since she took the razor in hand. And, look at her now. Hair’s growing nicely. Colour is good. Best part — NO EXTENSIONS!!! This is the best she’s looked in months. Could this be a sign? A signal from Britney? Is a change a’ comin’?
…Also in Britney news….The magic continues between Brit and Criss Angel…Ugh(ers)….
Blech. She’s looking good, though. Actually photogenic lately…? Oh, wait, no. This was taken Friday…:
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
JESSICA SIMPSON BROKE NOSE ON THE SET OF HER NEW MOVIE
Apparently, Jess broke her nose on the set of her new movie "Major Movie Star," in which she plays a movie star who joins the army. “I was running with a gun over my head," she explains, "and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!” I’m sure it "really hurt," Jess…… Gorgeouses, do you believe this for a SECOND? I don’t — Papa Joe just SO TOTALLY booked her an appointment with her sister’s plastic surgeon…. SO sad because I love Jess’s nose. I’m sure the surgeon will make a mess of it, as most of them do (eg. HEIDI MONTAG!!).
MENA SUVARI LOOKING BALD
Just…NO! No no no no no no no! This is NOT a good look for Mena. Natalie Portman can pull this off because she’s so freaking beautiful. Mena, on the other hand, needs her hair. TOTALLY NEEDS HER HAIR! And, what’s with the glow-in-the-dark colour? BRUTAL! But, you keep smiling, Mena. She looks happy, at least…. Must be ‘cuz she’s famous again (because of the uggers ‘do, of course — publicitAY!).
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
I cannot believe Sabra won So You Think You Can Dance! She’s FAB, but DANNY. DANNY!!!!!!!! He’s a FAR superior dancer and evolved so much on the show. EVEN WORSE, how devastated are you that the SEASON’S OVER! What am I going to do without having two nights a week of SYTYCD to watch. WAHHH!
And, Big Brother could not be more enjoyable right now…. Favour?: VOTE for Eric to give the "childhood woobie" to DICK! Because HOW HILARIOUS WOULD THAT BE??
Want more Cheaty? The monkey’s in a new bed! — check it, at THE CHEATY MONKEY!
LOVE!
xo Haley-O
LD — yeah, Brit’s hair looks better than ever there!
SLEEPY — You’re so right — William and Harry are switching places!!
R&P — The shaved head DOES NOT work unless you WANT to make a statement. Still never attractive, though….
LAV — You’re right, Xtina totally looks nauseous. She looks beauty, though!
AMANDA — I can’t believe how mean you were to Angelina! ;). Hee! It’s okay. She’s tried to play us all with all her ewwy self-righteousness….S’okay.
MANDA — I can’t believe jessica. If she changes that nose, she’s dunzo. She and her sister will turn into those plastic surgery freakshows.
SHAY — I miss the show sooo much already!!! And, negativity’s totally welcomed here at CCG! 😉 And, it’s not negative. They put themselves out there to be judged, loved or hated — in my humble opinion, it’s all about the publicity. Bad hair good hair — as long as we’re talking about them! 😉
I love the Jolie-Pitts. Lourve them! Wish I looked like that even if I had to have the weird vieny hands:)
Wish someone would put Brit in jail or on an isolated Island or something for a year or so. I just think “poor kids. Poor poor little kids!”
Holy boobies batman! (re: Christina) Whew! I guess that’s what happens to your implants when you get preggers, always wondered lol.
ALERT NEGATIVITY AHEAD **** I wish I cared even a tiny bit about either of the Jessicas but…I don’t. Not big on being bald either but…again, not caring enough to form and opinion lol.
I missed the end of my fav show SYTYCD. Good for her! I loved them all. Awesome show, totally guilty pleasure for me:)
Thanks for the update.
S
i love jessica’s nose. big tears to it now being surgically altered. and boo to balding beauties. I mean, there are plenty of days I’ve wanted to shave my head because my hair is sooo out of control. However, I’ve managed to keep it. I think they should also.
I love everything about the Jolie-Pitts…oh, except for Angelina, of course. (Was that mean?)
Memo to Brit & Mena – GROW YOUR HAIR OUT QUICK. Both of them look weird…then again, I like long hair, so maybe it’s just me. But seriously, why shave your head?
Christina – couldn’t really care less if she was pregnant. Don’t like her, either.
Wow, I’m negative today, huh?
the jolie-pitts are a beautiful family.cristina looks nauseous in that pic.been there done that.britney should style her hair a bit and make it work for her.i think kate and wills look cute together.not liking jessica biels new look much.
I will never be into the bald look! Everyone needs a little hair.
Not liking Jessica Biel’s new look much.
Jessica broke her nose, right!
Britt needs a haircut that works like a super funky pixie, and she needs to rock it. Maybe then if she didn’t look like a poor homeless person she would get some good attention.
You know when I was younger I thought William was SO HOT, but now I am shocked to see that Harry is the HOT one. Wills is starting to look like his dad. Ick.
Mena DOES need the hair, bad. I am so sick of Brangelina, and don’t they EVER let the kids WALK? Every photo they are being carried everywhere, So Annoying!
JEssica Biel so looked better the other way, maybe it is just a bad photo.
I love Britney’s hair like that. So much better. She needs to just relax a bit!
And, the Jolie-Pitts? Adorable 🙂