Hi Gorgeouses,
You knew this was coming. You knew I’d be next. You knew, after my kvetching about the monkey being sick last time, that I’d be kvetching today about how sick-as-a-dog am I. Suckage. Utter. Like, royal. But, how smart are you? Gorgeous and smart!
Anyway, never too sick to gossip. Well, not totally sure about that but…….let’s give it a try.
check it!!!
GAHHHHHHHHH!
Okay. WHO lets their hair get THAT greasy. That’s just, like, gross. Ew. And, so much for manicures….Someone’s a little nervous. Poor thing. At least she’s doing something about it. That book under her arm in pic#2? It’s the self-help book called The Four Agreements, by Toltec Shaman Don Miguel Ruiz. The four agreements the book professes are:
Be Impeccable With Your Words.
Don’t Take Anything Personally.
Don’t Make Assumptions.
Always Do Your Best.
I wonder if she’ll actually read it. And, I wonder if, after she actually reads it, it changes her ways…. We shall see, Gorgeouses, we shall see…. Should be interesting. Whatevs.
Photo and scoop c/o Splash News Online.
NO GOSSIP IS BETTER MEDICINE FOR THIS GNARLY COLD THAN SPF!!!!!!!!!!!! OY!!!!!
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! No words for his royal cuteness…in his lil diapy! Oy! I can’t freaking take it. Here he is looking out the window of Brit Brit’s Vegas hotel room. Nanny by his side. Oy. Love! Britney’s I dunno…somewhere in Vegas somewhere….
Photos and scoop c/o X17 Online.
EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN: REHAB, HOW SHE’S FEELING, HER LOVE LIFE….
Looks like she’s getting it together. GREAT for her. This is good. Very good. Hopefully it lasts.
Vid, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
COUPLE ALERT!
The Devil Wears Prada‘s (Golden Globe winner) Emily Blunt and Canada’s very on Michael Buble are together. I did not know that! Tell me I’m not the last to know…. Please? I hate when that happens! Here they are at a premiere in Vancouver. Sweet!
Photo, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
AMANDA PEET IS VERY PREGGERS
Cute!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzz Foto.
RICHIE SAMBORA PUTS ON THE SCREEN
HALLELUJAH! But, is that, indeed, sunscreen? Looks like tanning oil to me….Hopefully, it’s the screen.
Photo, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
PATRICK DEMPSEY AND WIFE WELCOME TWIN BOYS!
And, the much anticipated names are….Sullivan Patrick and Darby Galen. Not bad, not bad! Congrats, Pat, Jillian and little (5-year-old) Talula Fyfe! Love THE Urbanmoms!!!
Gorgeouses, that’s all I got in me right now. Now, I go to bed and rest my weary bod with screaming toddler who WILL NOT GO TO BED. Yes, in the process of writing this post, I’ve been wrestling with the monkey, trying to get her to go to bed. She’s usually awesome at this. Not tonight, though. Tonight, she insists on cuddling with me, and, of course, breastFEELing herself to sleep…freaking OUCH! Anyway. Gotta figure out a way to get us both to sleep.
Talk to me in the comments, I’m sick and lonely…and…so….cold…..
And, please come visit me at my other home, The Cheaty Monkey!
LOVE!!! xo Haley-O
s@m says
My comment was so good it posted THREE times.
Sorry Haley!
s@m says
K, I love the name Talula! I want that name for (if I ever have) a girl.
Sorry you’re still sick, but you’re awesome for gossiping still. Take one for the team girlie!
Brit seems to be on the verge of a breakdown. Seriously. I wonder about her.
s@m says
K, I love the name Talula! I want that name for (if I ever have) a girl.
Sorry you’re still sick, but you’re awesome for gossiping still. Take one for the team girlie!
Brit seems to be on the verge of a breakdown. Seriously. I wonder about her.
s@m says
K, I love the name Talula! I want that name for (if I ever have) a girl.
Sorry you’re still sick, but you’re awesome for gossiping still. Take one for the team girlie!
Brit seems to be on the verge of a breakdown. Seriously. I wonder about her.
Jen says
Hope Lindsay does get her act together…must be tough.
Hope you’re feeling better!
Jill says
Hope you’ll go better!!
Ritchie, it’s already too late to put sunscreen, just get out of the sun, and put aloès gel!!
And you are not the last to know about Micheal Bubblé!! He cheated on me, the damn b!%$#@? !!!!
LAVENDULA says
hi haley i’m so sorry you’re sick.far be it for me to defend brit but here goes…maybe shes suffering post partum depression or shes just nervous about custody hearing for her boys?SPF is so darn cute and hey WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS .lol. hope lindsay stays sober now.shes flushing her career down the toilet.haley i knew about emily and michael too.amanda is very cute preggers.why does richie look so old yuck.i love the name tallulah like in bankhead old actress from many moons ago.feel better soon.and i hear you on the boob issue.ouch.
Tug says
Richie’s getting icky. Maybe it’s some kind of treatment on Britt’s hair? Hope so…Amanda is just cute. She does preggers well…
ali says
i knew about Emily Blunt and Michael Buble…around golden globe time, methinks.
darby? not lovin’ that one. but sullivan is cute.
lauraldawn says
That sucks that you are sick. I say this as I sit at my desk sneezing and coughing!
Love the picture of SP. He’s so cute in that diaper. Adorable.
I had no idea about Devil Wears Prada Girl and Michael Buble. Cute. I like them. But I thought he was married? I guess not.