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You are here: Home / Uncategorized / mouths of babes

mouths of babes

July 6, 2011 by Nancy

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A little boy doing his math homework is counting out loud-

‘Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven… Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine…’
His mother overhearing gasped, “What are you doing?”
“Math homework, mom”
After a long silence-
“Ummm, I think your teacher was saying “Two plus five, the sum of which is seven.”

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: funny things kids say, homework, humour, motherhood

Comments

  1. Nancy says

    July 12, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    wow- I am impressed and a little jealous
    next week I will have 9 girls here for a week of sleepover art camp – so I will relate to the full beauty of what you have

  2. momof8crazymonkeys says

    July 12, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    Yes I do – 13, 12, 9, 8, 6, 5 and 6 month old twins (identical boys) if we count the hubby it is 9 – lucky for me though he is only home about every 4 months or so;)

  3. Nancy says

    July 12, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    Hey mom of 8- do you really have 8?

  4. momof8crazymonkeys says

    July 12, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    OMG that is too funny! Amazing what children hear and what comes out of childrens mouths isn’t it – reminds me of the old game of telephone:)

  5. Tracey says

    July 7, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Huzzah!!

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