Mmmmm….GOSSIP!

Hi Gorgeouses!

Here’s what’s GOIN’ OHN: celebrities take their kids for checkups, too; Shar Jackson denies Federslime preggo rumours; Paris back at Lynwood jail; Beyonce and Jay Z live it up; Jessica Alba got Paris fired; why Angelina says she’s so skinny; and, MORE!

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CELEBS TAKE THEIR KIDS FOR CHECKUPS, TOO!

…only, I don’t know about you, but there’s not usually a crowd of paps taking pics of ME and the MONKEY after our checkups. Just the weird elevator repair man…creeeeepy…(but nice).
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

COULD IT BE TRUE?

Could the rumour be TRUE…? I KNOW it’s a stretch to say that NICOLE RITCHIE is preggers. But, Gorgeouses, look at how full she looks lately — I mean, for her…. She even has a bit of boobage and tummy bumpage going on…. Could it be?  And, what IS that thing she has on? Seriously. Uggers.

BEYONCE AND JAY-Z LIVE IT UP SOUTH OF FRANCE ON A FABO YATCHO!

Beauty…. We NEVAH see these two canoodling, except friend-like at basketball games. Now, we have these pics of Bee sexy dancing for her man! Cute! Lucky Jay Z — ‘cuz Bee’s a wicked dancer. How GORJ is that yatch? All to themselves, looks like. Sweeeeet.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

SHAR JACKSON DENIES DENIES DENIES

Shar Jackson vehemently denies rumours that she’s a) pregnant, b) pregnant with Federslime’s baby, and c) that there’s even the remotest chance that she and Federslime are reconciliating. She is laughing in the face of EACH of these rumours, but she does maintain that she and ‘slime are bfs for life. She hasn’t said anything about ‘slime and Britney’s rumoured reconciliation….

PARIS BACK AT THE BAD JAIL

Paris has been sent back to the Lynwood prison for girls…. The one that made her CRAZAY. The one that’s killer dangers for her. But, she’s only in the medical ward. So, s’okay for now. Apparently, she was originally receiving medical attention for panic attacks — i.e., NOT for herpes, NOT for hunger strike, NOT for pregnancy, NOT for schizophrenia, etc., etc.. Small spaces give her panic attacks — isn’t that perfect? Anyway, she’ll be moving to the scary part of the jail soon enough, back to her "special needs" cell. I’ll keep you posted — that is, if you even care! It’s soooo, like, who cares.

JESSICA ALBA: THE REASON PARIS WAS DUMPED BY HER AGENT

According to OK! Magazine, Paris’ agency, Endeavor, dumped her arse because they were getting major pressure from A-list celebs who didn’t want to be represented by the same agent as the sloppy unfortunate heiress. Apparently, it was Jessica Alba, in particular, who caused the dumpage. Here’s what OK!‘s insider told them:

Jessica is the anti-Paris — a real star who hates the silly L.A. party
scene that Paris reigns over…. She made it clear
to the folks at Endeavor — either Paris goes or she goes.

Personally, I’d dump Paris AND Jessica. Not a fan…. Mind you, Jessica’s great for the agency for as long as she looks good in a bikini. They can keep her for now, then, I guess. Besides, Jess’s just jealous that Paris is getting all the attention right now, and that Paris doesn’t have to spit water out of her mouth in photoshoots to get it.

THE BOB IS BACK IN TOWN

Everybody’s doin’ it. What do you think? Like Katie’s new do? I think she looks good. More mature: less KatIE, more KATE. Wonder if Tom and his freaky peeps made her do it.

THE LOVELY BONES: A MOVIE

I KNOW. You LOVED this book. Embarrassingly, I haven’t read it. But, EVERYONE I know has read and loved it. So, I’m not at all surprised Hollywood jumped on it. Could be good. EXCEPT, guess who’s playing the mother…?

I have NO idea why Rachel Weisz is at all popular. Annoying. She’s already ruined the movie for me.

SO, WHY YOU SO SKINNY, ANGELINA?

EVERYONE’S been talking about how SKINNY Angelina’s gotten. Finally, she speaks out about it. Check it:

Someone saying to me that I’m thin is not a compliment…. I’ve always been lean and this year I lost my mom and I’ve gone through a lot…. I have four kids and I finished breastfeeding – it’s been hard to get my nutrition back on track…. Someone saying to me that I’m thin is not a compliment…. Instead
of people saying I look like a person dealing with something
emotionally, they assume it’s because I want to fit into skinny jeans. (qtd. from Thisislondon)

OF COURSE, SAINT Angelina’s ABOVE the societal pressure to be thin. But, OF COURSE! I should have guessed. And, why am I the only person who GAINED weight breastfeeding (just askin’)…?

CANADA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: THREE STRIKES YOU’RE OUT…

She was cute. Looked a bit like Jessica Simpson at times. Until they cut all her hair. What IS that? Don’t they know that cutting a girl’s hair — a girl who they already said had MASCULINE qualities — puts her at SUCH a disadvantage?  Whatevs, it’s still early in the competition; Steff had no chance. LOVE LOVE LOVE that the models walked the runway at MuchMusic…. Nothing else really stood out for me in this episode — ‘cept all the different colours and kinds of underwears under the girls’ pink unitards — fascinating, really.

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

Great first elimination: Ashlee and Ricky — totally the right picks (both gave sucky solos).

Best show on TV. ‘Nuff said. Can’t wait for Big Brother, though…. Coming July! Will keep you posted. You MUST watch.

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xo Haley-O