Hi Gorgeouses!
I am SUCH a winner today! I won TWO contests! TWO! First, I won the draw at my gym. My prize was free makeup. I’d say "woot," but a) I don’t use that word in writing anymore, and b) I am VERY particular about my makeup. So, really, this prize sucks. But, I won! The second, more exciting, contest I won was at Dan’s blog. He listed 6 weird things about himself — 3 true and 3 false. Contestants had to guess which ones were true. And, friends, because I’m a little weird myself (sexy weird, of course!), I guessed right, and I won a $25 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO AMAZON.CA! Sweetness!
So, I’m feeling lucky today. HENCE, you know what to do……..
check it!!!!!
BAD HAIR DAYS AT THE 2006 BILLBOARD AWARDS
Are those bangs or a horse’s mane?
I love Gwen Stefani. LOVE. But, this is not good. Not. Good. Makes me wanna go SWOOSH, though — which isn’t such a bad thing.
She did get her pre-pregnancy body back, though, didn’t she. No! She’s even GORJER than before! Wow. Hottness. ‘Cept for the hair.
GAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! What was Denise Richards’ hairstylist thinking? She looks like crapola. And, no, even though I’m, like, the nicest InterGossip evah, I do not feel at all bad about saying that she looks like crapola! There. I said it again.
Photo source for all of the above: Splash News Online.
CARRIE UNDERWOOD TAKING IT HOME AT THE BILLBOARDS
Five awards, Gorgeouses. FIVE. And, look how wicked gorj. Apparently, purple’s in right now…. (See Garner’s dress here).
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
NELLY WINS AWARD FOR PROMISCUOUS
Her new album is seriously da bomb. I’m loving all the tunes Go, Canadian girl! Canadian MOM! WOOT! WOOHOOT! Now, let’s just pretend we don’t notice how horrible that dress is, shall we?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
YOUNG GORJ PEOPLE REALLY SHOULDN’T SMOKE
Check out Charlize Theron on the set of her new movie Battle of Seattle — a depressing-sounding movie about a pregnant woman who loses her baby in the G8 summit riot. I will NOT be seeing this movie. Anyway, here she is smoking between takes. There’s nothing more puzzling than seeing a beautiful woman aging herself by smoking….Well, I s’ppose there are more puzzling things. But, it’s puzzling! Very puzzling. PUZZ.LING.
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
Yes, that’s KeanEWWW with his girlfriend (not in picture) lunching in West Hollywood.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
RUMOUR ALERT RUMOUR ALERT WARNING BEEP BEEP BEEP….
Things are said to be heating up on the set of Reese and Jake Gyllenhaal’s (I can finally spell that name without googling it, yeehaw!) new movie Rendition. Rumours have it that Reese banned all cell phones around the set because she didn’t want anyone photographing her canoodledoodling with Jake!
SORRY, FABULOUS ALI, BUT JUDE IS NOT PHOTOGRAPHING WELL THESE DAYS….
Here are some photos taken of Mr. Law at the premiere of Holiday. You’ll see: it’s not the camera — because Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet (LOVE) look gorj — it’s definitely the Jude.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Gahhh! Hair. What’s with The Flip?
I didn’t think The Flip was ever in for guys….
PARIS, NICOLE, POSH LOVE THEIR FREAKISHLY GINORMOUS SHADES
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
Will the era of The Big Sunglass never end?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Seriously, would it kill her to smile?
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD BREAKUP
Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody split. I don’t watch The OC, so I could care less…. But, it’s not about me, is it? Nope. It’s about you, Gorgeouses. And, some of you will be very sad about this news. I’m here for you, babes. Know that. ((Hugs))
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
THE RINGS
Check it. Gorj. And, yes, that’s Suri under the blankie. Katie’s got motherlove written all over her face. LOVE. Since she’s not that good an actress, I can say with confidence that that’s real, actual, hands-on motherlove.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
That’s my cat Minden. He likes US Weekly magazine. Here he is doing research for me. Yes, he’s my research assistant.
So, talk to me, Gorgeouses! I know there’s a lot more of you reading than there are comments here! And, I mean, that’s sooo okay. If you’re not comfortable leaving a comment, I TOTALLY understand. I’m actually a little shy myself. You’d NEVER know it, though, because I hide my shyness really super well. But, anyway, I’d LOVE to hear from you. So, do say hi in the comments! And, let us hear your thoughts. It’s fun, really!
No more chai teas for me. Pinky swear!
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xo Haley-O
haley-o says
Minden is the best research assistant EVAH. SHOUT-OUT!
Adam says
The thing aboot Posh I find interesting is this. It looks from that picture like she’s just out shopping. Look how f’ing put together she is. It’s kind of freaky. I find it sad that she doesn’t smile. Now to be honest, there’s always a camera in her face, but she looks genuinely miserable with it all. Cheer up Bitch.
I am also realizing, that I think Kate W has formally moved onto my secret girlfriends list. Maybe it’s because she seems so down to earth…that means I have a shot….right?
Janet looks like a wax work figure of herself.
Oot
Lesley says
Okay, Gwen’s hair reminds me of Chris Rock’s do in the movie 5th Element when they’re at the opera concert thingy. Anyone else see that resemblance?
ali says
yes…jude is losing his hair. and he’s desperately trying to cover that fact. he looks terrible. ew. but, i still love him.
i totally cannot get the gwen stefani appeal. i think she’s incredibly un-stylish.
LAVENDULA says
hi haley,yes victorias face will crack if she smiles.those huge sunglasses are so ridiculous.katie is such a beautiful mother.nice to see that.thats a bad photo of jude law.he looks great in some photos but you always find ugly ones of him.lol.what the heck is up with gwens hair?yuck.keanu looks really icky in that pic.obviously being pretty doesn’t make you smart charlize.hales whats up with all those bad hair styles?i think jake and reese looks cute together.
Tug says
I agree that Gwen can get away with the “do”, but ewww. And Denise? LAUGHABLE. Not loving Jude still…and no, I’m not going to believe that about Reese…just no….. Canoe needs a haircut & shave.
Jen says
Ewww…Jude looks totally icky and geeky.
The sunglasses obviously have to be accompanied by a pouty mouth too!
Katie Holmes does look motherly and totally gorgeous.
Smokin’ hot…NOT! Charlize is SO beautiful…what a shame.
Carrie Underwood looks amazing…congrats to a regular gal gone glam!
As for Gwen, if anyone can pull off that hair it is her. I think it works ONLY because she is Gwen. As for Denise…that’s another thing all together.
Good work, Minden! Oh…you too Haley 😉
Laural says
Ughhh… hated denise’s hair. What was that. It looked like she let her kids style her hair to save money or something.
And, Janet’s lipstick? Gross. The lip liner is too dark.
Also, Jude Law. I’m not his biggest fan, but I think he still looks cute in the pics.
selma says
omigosh, I’m first to comment! just wanna say Hi Haley, love the gossip.. I agree Jude is blech. Gavin (Gwen’s hubby) is HOT HOT HOT!!