Meeeowww Gossip!

Hi Gorgeouses!

The research assistant Minden made up today’s Gossip title. Like it?

EEEEEEEE! GORJ! LOVE! OBSESSED….

On tap today: SURI AND KATIE look GORJ; just when you thought ARMY PANTS could never look bad…; Jayden James, and SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE!; Ellen’s eco tips; Lindsay turns herself in; and more!

check it!!!

SURI AND KATIE LOOK SOOO GORJ!

These pictures just make me want to go "OY"! And, "AWWWW, BOOBEE!" OY OY OY! AWWWW, BOOBEE! Suri is ADORABLE! OY! BOOBEE! And, Katie’s smile looks REAL. I’m pretty sure she’s had some plastic surgery since becoming Mrs. Tom Cruise. But, that smile, FINALLY, looks like a real one…. GORJ. (P.S. In this pic, Katie and Suri are at the LA Galaxy game to cheer on Beckham in his first game as a Galaxier….)
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

ARMY PANTS GONE BAD

I’m a big fan of the army pant. But, there’s a limit to my fandome. And, Sharon Stone has officially crossed it. The shirt, the shoes — all great ON THERE OWN…. But, all together? Is it me? Or, is this NOT a good look. What say YOU? I mean, maybe SHE gets away with it…? Ya think? Don’t be shy! (Because, whatever you say, I’m shyer than you are!)
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

OH, NO… ALLY SHEEDY LOOKS TERRIBLE

Oh, no! Not Ally Sheedy! Remember her? From The Breakfast Club? "Number FIVE is ALIIIVE" (Short Circuit)? And, all those other feel-good movies she starred in? She was SO CUTE! Now she’s just skin and bones. So freaking sad.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Perez Hilton.

REALLY, BRITNEY, HOW HARD IS IT TO KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON???

Really, now. COME. ON. We’re SOOO about to have another ANOTHER another wardrobe malfunction in this photo. We’re soooo about to have our every-day nip slip. Whatevs. OVER IT! More importantly, there’s little Jayden James, WITH PUDGY LITTLE BABY LEGS. OY! Poor little guy…. If only his mom weren’t so insane right now. I seriously wish she’d snap out of it and get her act together — get serious, cover up her girlie parts, and forget about the silly comeback.

But, WAIT! IT’S IT’S IT’S SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LOVE!

Oy, look! He’s waving at me! LOVE that little monkey! He and my monkey would play soooo cutely together! Brit, have your peeps call my peeps. We gotta get the little dudes together. And, you and I could go shopping and talk about your career………
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

GOING GREEN CAN BE FUN(NY)!

Check out Ellen’s GREEN TIPS, and HER HOUSE! ENJOY!!!

How adorable is SHE!? I can’t get enough. I may try that pool thing…. Ha! I HAVE to tell you, though, that I DID recently realize that brushing my teeth in the shower does NOT conserve water. I like to brush my teeth for a while, you know? And, how can I brush my teeth AND wash my hair at the same time? Impossible. So, I just end up standing under the running shower water while I brush brush brush my teeth, thinking I’m saving-the-water-saving-the-earth! WHEREAS, when I brush my teeth at the sink, I turn the water on for like a second to wet the brush, and then I brush away for as long as I want with the water off. Then, I rinse the brush and my mouth for another quick sec. I use SO MUCH less water this way! Just thought I’d share. FASCINATING stuff, I know. But, seriously, that brushing your teeth in the shower thing that the celebs advocate is NOT GOOD for the earth at all, at least not the way I do it…. A-NY-WAY…!

LINDSAY LOHAN TURNED HERSELF IN

After 6 weeks in rehab, Lindsay Lohan turned herself in for her drunk-driving incident in May. As TMZ reports,

In one of the most under the radar moves she’s ever made, Lindsay Lohan
quietly walked into the Beverly Hills PD station late Thursday
afternoon to be officially arrested for her May DUI.

According to the official Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department
website, Lohan was held in custody for about an hour around 4:00 PM,
until she was released on her own recognizance — routine for a first
time DUI offender. Police sources tell TMZ that Lohan was "very
pleasant and cooperative."

Lohan was charged with driving with a blood alcohol level
greater than .08 and misdemeanor hit and run, this according to the
Beverly Hills PD.

Looks like the girl’s really cleaning up. She even has a new movie gig in the works. We should hear more on any charges today (Monday). Frankly, this story bores me. Unless she’s going to jail like Paris did, then I’m all over it (for some pathetic drama-craving reason).

NEW PIC OF BRAD AND ANGE….

Could her stomach BE any flatter after baby? And, what’s with Brad’s hats already! Actually, this is a TERRIBLE picture of Brad. But, I’ll TAKE IT! Hott…. Anyway, they’re photo’d here in Bilboa, Spain. They were visiting the Guggenheim in Bilboa (‘cuz Brad loves him some Frank O. Gehry architecture), and they got lost. This guy in the picture — a certain Esteban Franco — and his colleagues gave them directions.
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

BIG BROTHER SPOILER ALERT…

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And, the nominees are……..

Surprise surprise! Kail and Jen are up for elimination. Kail’s going HOME! And, we’re ALL glad. After she spouted off about how she doesn’t GET homosexuality, and about how "God created man and woman for one purpose," blah blah… EW!!!!!!! Get her outta there! Besides, even though I can’t stand Jen, she’s so outrageous it’s actually entertaining!

Sigh, I do miss Joe….

But, do we LOVE Evil? Or, do we LOVE Evil?

Love love LOVE!!! Is it my preggers hormones, or is he actually TOTALLY HOTT!!!!???

Speaking of hott….

Could our most GORJ players get together? How SWEET is he on her? Poor girl is so confused, though, with that boyfriend at home, though. I’m SO happy she went to her daddy for advice. He’s such an adorable daddy. He loves her.

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

So, Hok and Anya got the boot. I’m sad about Hok. Indifferent about Anya. I really thought it was Neil’s turn to go, though, not Hok’s. I mean, Neil’s great, but he’s not as good as the other technical heroes on the show. Hok was something special. I’ll miss his accent, and his spunk and charisma, his nutball tricks. Boo….

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