Hi Gorgeouses!
The monkey just pooped in the tub. Fortunately, Josh-O’s bathing her. Ha! I’m not helping. I’d rather gossip. I’m enjoying sitting here gossiping and listening to him freak out upstairs! (I have super hearing.) Double ha ha! Aren’t I horrible? LOVE!
check it!!!
LIVE GOSSIP: BRITNEY IN THE PLAYGROUND WITH (MY FAVE CELEBRITY BABY) SPF
How d’you like Britney’s wig?….MESS. And, is it me? Or, are the other mother’s ignoring Brit in this video? It’s like she wants to talk with them, like a regular mama, but they don’t want nuttn’ to do with her…. Oh, and how much do you love Brit’s "manny"? It makes me happy seeing him do everything — carrying Sean, swinging him, taking him out of the swing, putting him in the carseat, driving Brit around…. By the way? Helloooo? Why is Brit wearing high heals and an awkward skirt to the park? Well, we know why. How much do you want to tell her to "get a clue"?
Video, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com; photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
THIS? THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD?
ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUMOUR: WHY JUSTIN AND CAMERON SPLIT: SCARLETT
In case you were questioning the truth of the rumour that Cam and Justin split up after 4 years together…they just announced it. Check it:
"It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our
relationship, but, out of respect for the time we’ve spent together, we
feel compelled to do so now – in light of recent speculation and the
number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media…. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have
done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for
one another."
Photo and quote, with thanks, from Splash News Online.
SORRY, GORGEOUSES: LAUREN GRAHAM’S A COLOSSAL BIOTCH!
The extras and background actors on the set of Gilmour Girls HATE Lauren Graham. Apparently, she’s, like, the biggest biotch EVAH! Reportedly, she says stuff like "Keep those people away from me!" — referring to the extras, etc. — and, when she noticed an extra looking at the food table, she exclaimed, "Get these maggots away from the food
table!" Can you believe? Some onlooking extras expressed dismay at Graham’s mega-bitchery, and they were FIRED! ….Here we have yet another celebrity who’s not as God’s-gifty as she’d like us to think….
Source.
ANYONE WONDERING ABOUT NICOLE KIDMAN AND KEITH URBAN?
MCDREAMY’S BIRTHDAY BIKE RIDE
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
RACHEL MCADAMS AND RYAN GOSLING GO PINK AND STACHE IT UP AT THE CRITIC’S CHOICE AWARDS
Okay, I know I’m alone in this one….But, I like the pink hair on Rach! I mean not for every day, but, once in a while…. And, I know I’m NOT alone in saying that Ryan Gosling looks like ARSE with that mustache. Ick…. No! DOUBLE ick!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
CLAIRE DANE’S NEW FLAME
Yeah, that’s Hugh Dancy — the prince from Ella Enchanted. They’ve been hanging out. The Intergossips are wondering: is this real? Or, is this Claire on the rebound (Billy Crudup recently dumped Claire because she supposedly cheated on him…who knows…)? I’ll be keeping an eye on this one. "Angela Chase" holds a place forever in my heart.
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
STEVEN TYLER: GNNNNNAAAAARRRRRRLLLLYYYY!
I can now say that my freakish attraction to Steve Tyler is officially OVAH! O-V-A-H.
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
POUTY POSH HAS LANDED….
So, you heard Victoria, David Beckham and family are moving to LA. He’s being paid HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS to play for LA. So, the Poshster has landed in LA. She’s checking out houses. Rumour has it she might even be smiling….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17Online.com.
So, Josh-O had the audacity to rent THIS for us this weekend!
I refused to watch it. But, it’s still sitting here. We have it for 5 days. Should I watch it?
Don’t forget to visit me at The Cheaty Monkey. Go there today and check out my new bag! LOVE! xo Haley-O
Jill says
Haley, you should be alright at watchin Snake!! It has a good story line!!
Angelina, she was so pretty, when she gain a little weight!! Now she is just too thin, and she is not as much radiant as before!!
I really don’t get the Steven Tyler thing, not ever!!! One of my friend said to me that she find him attractive, didn’t understood it then, and don’t understand it noe!!
haley-o says
Come on, JEN! LOOK at those arms! And, don’t you WANT to find flaws in the “most beautiful woman in the world” who represents herself as also the most perfect, moral, happy woman in the world? No one’s perfect. Not even Angelina…. 😉
Jen says
I am SO with you on Steven Tyler! Goodbye warped teenage rock n’roll bad-boy crush…he looks totally grody and spazzy!
Poor Brit. She just looks lost. Not acting like a mom or someone anyone can relate to. Who brings their kid to the park in heels and a short skirt with an assistant? I think it would be hard to chat non-chalantly with someone when you have seen her drunk and spread eagle flaunting her naughty bits.
Angelina still looks gorj. Come on, now we are criticizing ARMS?!
Posh still looks freaky…not really human.
I feel very sorry for Nicole Kidman if all of these rumours are true. I get the sense she just wants to be happy.
LOVE McDreamy!
Haley-O says
TUGGY — you’re always so up on your gossip. I haven’t heard the Angelina heroin adddiction rumour….
ALI — cracked me right up! Loves it!
LAURAL — I actually held a humoungous white/yellow python on my shoulders in Spain. I loved it. They’re not slimy at all. Their skin is very soft….It was a wild experience. And, no, I don’t want to see them slaughtered and daemonized on Snakes in a Plane. Nor do I want to be terrified to fly, which I’m sure seeing this movie will result in! (I know, that’s probably really bad grammar, but you know what I mean.)
GABRIELLA — I would TOTALLY talk to her if she was in my park. Totally! Maybe these mothers are used to seeing her in the neighbourhood, though? I dunno….
LAVS — I was watching My So Called Life reruns, too, for a while there, but they keep showing the same ones over and over again and there’s only so many times I can watch the same show again and again…. 😉
Tug says
Manny even carries the PURSE? wow.
Angie’s WAY too skinny…rumors of heroin….
I still like Cameron, but not Justin, so buh bye JT.
I LIKE LAUREN GRAHAM…I don’t believe it. **sob**
I like the pink hair, but Ryan looks oohy. yucka.
Posh needs to go away…she’s ALWAYS posing. And are they EVER with their kids???
I don’t do snakes. E.VER.
gabriella says
i actually feel sorry for Brit in that video. If she would lose the wig and outfit maybe she would fit in, although if I was there I would talk to her.
LAVENDULA says
hey ali that cracked me up! hi haley,so brits wig ridiculous,but at least she’s trying to do normal mom stuff.maybe next time she can wear sensible playground clothes so that she can play with sean.he is such an adorable baby!holy arm poppin’ veins Ang.yikes.lauren should be ashamed treating her people like that!who does she think she is?so will nic stay with keith after he’s done rehab?shes seems to be a pretty classy gal and i wouldn’t be surprised if she left him after he’s done.rachels pink hair is cute.so claire danes has a roving eye?i loved her as angela chase too.i watch repeats of it with my teen daughter sometimes.steve tyler is scary in trunks.don’t smile posh your face might crack.so scarlett (very pretty girl)is going to be our next famous home wrecker!but the real blame should be on justin.what a dirty dog!
lauraldawn says
OH nooo. Snakes on a Plane? I’m terrified of snakes. I refuse to watch that movie since it actually could convince me to never fly again! But I hear it’s good if you are into snakes and planes and terror and all of that.
I love the Scarlett/Justin thing. They are way more suited to each other.
ali says
i saw a really funny comment somewhere…
sexyback is now dating sexyrack.
bwah!