Hi Gorgeouses!
I JUST got home from a rehearsal dinner for the wedding I’m in on Saturday. Can you say…EXHAUSTED? Yeah, that’s me. Couldn’t be more. But, I’d never let my utter exhaustion keep me from gossiping with my favourite GORGEOUSES! I must, say, though, the television gave me a bit of a break tonight: rerun of Grey’s; and — BORING! — never-before-seen scenes from Survivor (isn’t there a reason these scenes have never been seen? Ugh. Just when I thought Survivor couldn’t get any boringer!).
So, without further adieu….CHECK IT:
AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: ANOTHER VIRGIN BITES THE DUST
While some see this week’s elimination as surprising, I say it’s about time. I didn’t see anything modelly about Brooke at all. She was very ordinary and commercial looking, not edgy enough to be a top model in looks or personality. I also think the show did her a disservice by dyeing her hair brown — it blended her right into the trees. She was cute and bubbly, but not a top model. Then again, none of them seem to really be top model potential. What do you think? Who’s in the running?
By the way, Fabio kissing all these young girls? Ew ew ew ew ew!!!!!!!!! NAUSEEEOUS!
That’s about all I have to say about the show today. It was a little meh this week….What did you think?
An ANTM poll. Check it:
SIENNA MILLER DOING HER BEST BLUE STEEL IMPRESSION
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
….BLUE STEEL!
NICOLE RITCHIE SEEKS HELP…SORT OF
According to her rep, "Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weight. . . .She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder" (qtd. from People). As I read it, what her rep is actually trying to say is…: "I REPEAT, NICOLE DOES NOT HAVE AN EATING DISORDER!!!" And, what?, She needs a team of doctors and specialists to tell her she needs to eat food? We all saw the first season of The Simple Life:
This girl has NO problem achieving a healthy weight. Man! First the "Sutton Pierce" fake-name debaucle and now this? We’re supposed to believe all this? Psshh! Whatevs.
Photos c/o Splash News Online.
NOW LIVING WITH MADONNA AND FAM IN LONDON IS….
…It’s cutie petutie 13-month-old African boy David Banda! Madonna and Guy are in the process of adopting him — amidst much negative press…. Apparently, parents-to-be are supposed to live in Africa with the adoptee for an 8-month trial period. But, Madonna and Guy get to do the 8 months in London. Lucky celebrities, they are!
He’s so happy in his sweet lil turtleneck, isn’t he!?
Photos c/o Just Jared.
Gorj family. Simply gorj. (Especially with Madonna’s face mostly covered….Oooo, ouch! I’ve just never been a fan. Maybe if she smiled a little more…?)
JEN AND VINCE: TOGETHER
Photo c/o Perez Hilton.
Awesome! According to the ever-reliable Perez, Jen went to visit boyfriend Vince in London. Sweet! LOVE them. HOTT! And, ooo, look! KISSING! Chemistry….
Y&R, ENOUGH WITH THE ERIN NEVILLE SH?*&$#%#@! AND THE PLUGGING OF PREGNANCY BOOKS! JUST, UGH!, QUIT IT! AND CARMEN MESTA? DEAD??? (AWESOME, BUT) WHO DONE IT? JACK? DREW? BRAD?
Kay, I’m losing steam with every le.t.t.e.r. I. t.y.p.e. So tired from long evening and day of keeping the monkey out of trouble. After you leave me a precious little comment below, come hang out with me over at The Cheaty Monkey!
Happy Friday!
xo Haley-O
I wanted to vote for the twin thing… but to be honest I forget whos who HAHA!
Hi Gorjes, FYI Michelle is the one who just outed herself, saying she “might be gay.” She’s the red head. Amanda is the quieter one.
Love Caridee! She is my fave. Just heard that the Pitt’s are adopting a baby from India…lots of this going on. Glad to hear Nicole is getting help…at least I think that’s what they said.
hi haley,why is everyone making such a bitchfest about madonna and guy ritchie adopting that beautiful little boy?so what if allowances are being made?since when is cruel,unkind,immoral,etc.to adopt a baby from foreign country?.those pics of baby banda and the ritchie clan are so nice.i am so glad that nicole is getting help.ANTM.wow where do i start?so we have our token lesbian,token fat girl,token oldie, etc.they keep putting same types of girls on.i don’t really like any of them.anchal is beautiful but too big.was a little surprised to see brooke go but she was too young.yeah,the only one i like is anchal and caridee(shes quirky)which twin is which?sorry don’t pay too much attention&yes both of them are skinny enough to win.
ANTM – i liked BRooke. i think she’s beautiful. she was way too young to win this competition, though. i think Malerose could win and Caridee (my personal favorite).
I just hope Nicole gets help…whether it’s an eating disorder, or something medically wrong. It’s something.
LOVE Jen & Vince…YEA! Madonna is NOT pretty…have never thought so, but what a cute little boy – good for them.
OK so now I look foolish. I wrongly figured you would link to your current gossip column from your other blog. Ignore my other comment, please.
Re: Survivor… I hear you, although it was interesting to see more commentary on Parvati’s flirting “technique”; at least she isn’t quite as bad at it as we previously thought. And I liked the rendition of Amazing Grace, but I’m a sucker for that sort of thing.