So, Gorgeouses, are you watching Laguna Beach, yet? I’m a total addict. What ever will I do when I finish watching the whole season? I have, like, 5 more episodes to go. ONLY. I don’t know what I’ll do when there are no episodes left.
Also, stressing about buying a new house. Do you buy before you sell? Or, sell before you buy — keeping in mind that I have three cats and a baby….
Anyway, enough about me. Check it:
THIS JUST IN! BRITNEY (FINALLY) FILES FOR DIVORCE FROM FEDERSLIME!
Can you believe? According to TMZ, the divorce papers (which were filed today) cited "irreconcilable differences." Brit has asked for full custody of their two kids. And, thank G-D, they have a solid pre-nup, so Brit’s assets (except for the Malibu mansion, which is apparently "community property") are completely protected. She’s even asked that they each pay their own attorny fees. Sweet. This is totally shocking. Even more shocking is a little rumour I heard that Federslime cheated on Brit with PARIS HILTON! Don’t get excited — I’ve only read this on one semi-reliable intergossip site.
FEDERSLIME’S NYC FLOP
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
Splash News Online‘s
sources say Federslime’s concert was practically a bust. There were
under 100 people there. Honestly? You couldn’t pay me to go to that
concert, so I’m so not surprised. Well, then again…. Maybe I would
go…if you paid me. I have a daughter to raise and all…. And, the
three cats, and feeding them gets pricey cuz they’re on a special diet,
plus the vet bills, the litter. But, it’s all worth it cuz they’re
really cute. Minden’s like a dog and…. Oh, do I digress? I’d just so
rather talk about my cats and bills and, like, math or earthworms, than
give Federslime more attention that he doesn’t
deserve….Borrrrredom….Anyway, good luck out there all on your own,
Federslimeball.
PITT LOOKING GOOD WITH AGE…(OF COURSE)
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
Splash News Online, one of my favourite intergossips (because they let me use their pics! LOVE!), is going all nutball because Brad is going grey. See? Check out his hot little chinny chin chin.I think it’s hot. The grey, like…brings out his eyes. HHhhhhot.
FAITH HILL FLIPS OUT AT THE COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS WHEN CARRIE UNDERWOOD WINS FEMALE VOCALIST OF THE YEAR
This is unbelievable. You have to check it — right to the end of the video! Totally worth it. I’ve never seen anything like this at an award show. Totally shocking…!
YET ANOTHER KATE-ASTROPHY…
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
Huh? What? Why is Kate Bosworth wearing (what looks to me like) a thong on her head!? Never mind who’s feeding this girl…. Who’s dressing her?
EVA LONGORIA BRONZED UP FOR THE HARSH TIMES PREMIERE
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
Gorj. Simply. Gorj. Not digging the hair, though. Otherwise, flawless. I’m so happy chocolate brown is so in this year! Love chocolate brown turtlenecks.
NEW COUPLE!?
Photo c/o Just Jared.
Zach Braff and Jessica Biel were walking her doggies at Griffith Park in LA the other day. Sweet. We’ll be keeping an eye on these two lovebirds! Cute!
MY CHEATY LITTLE MONKEY ISN’T THE ONLY THUMB-SUCKER IN TOWN
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Lola’s so adorable! LOVE! Especially the thumb-sucking part. So cheaty! Lola and the monkey should totally be friends, don’t you think?
So, the old Lilly is back on The Y&R. Just when I was finally getting used to the new one! Discuss.
So, Michael Baldwin on The Y&R should never wear turtlenecks. Especially baby blue ones. Discuss.
The Bachelor was not on this week. SUCKAGE. Vent.
I was supposed to write something else here, but, I forget what it was….Must be this rainy weather. If I remember, I’ll post it at my other blog, The Cheaty Monkey. Check it, kay, Loves?!
xo Haley-O
Oh and I was a thumb sucking baby.. not just baby… child… and pre-teen! it wasnt until I got braces and my dad threatened me with having to pay him $4,000 if I didnt stop sucking my thumb (thats how much braces were costing him)… that I stopped 🙂
~ Brit was a fool getting involved w/ Kevin… what a shame those kids are living through this. Am i the only one who thinks Kevin sort of resembles whats his name… the guy who played superman years ago… just recently died.. was paralyzed by a horse accident… Um….. I cant think of his name!
~ Eva looks beautiful. And oddly enough I like the choppy hair 🙂
~ Jessica Beil has a JLo butt 😐 haha
~ Faith Hill, thats hilarious… I hear shes not very nice in real life.. but hey thats just a rumor 🙂
All good stuff cheaty, but can you get us some yummy stuff on the boy of the hour from Prison Break? You know…mister full torso tattoo…please????
The conversion of Federslime into Fed-EX is the best news this week. There’s hope for the universe (hope that is only slightly unravelled by that thong on KB’s head.)
ha! i’ve now watched that faith hill video about 400 times. joke or not…it’s freakin’ hilarious!
i may be the only person on the planet who thinks the sheen/richards girls are entirely uncute. and why do they both have mullets?
Yea for Brit! ‘Bout time…Just can’t get into Brad anymore, gray or not. Eva looks awesome…& I like the bob! Faith? She has GOT to know the cameras are ALWAYS on, so saying she was messing around because she didn’t think they were on is just wrong…..Zach & Jessica would make a cute couple!
RE: Faith. I have the show DVRed and watched it yesterday. It’s hard to see on UTUBE but before they announce the winner you can see faith say “I better freaking win.” Then you see what else happens after that.
She made matters worse by saying “it was a joke. I didn’t know I was on camera.”
Um, okay, that makes it even worse if she “didnt’ know she was on camera.” Then it really isn’t a joke at all.
Okay, I’ve worked country award show in Nashville over the past 4 years. I heard, from MANY people, that Tim and Faith are coke addicts. I didn’t like hearing it and I don’t know if it’s true, but I heard it from a lot of sources.
I’ve met Faith twice and she was extrememly gracious but that stunt, I don’t think, was a joke.
hi haley,brad pitt is one handsome man,even more so with some grays.can we all say IT’S ABOUT TIME BRITNEY.lola is so sweet.eva is always so stunning looking.faith hill wow what a sore loser.why would you react like that knowing you’re being filmed?wow.zach and jessica look cute together.i love chocolate brown too.its my fave colour this year.
I thought the Faith Hill thing was a joke too. She didn’t really seem to be upset.
I am SO glad Feds is O.U.T.!!!!!!!!! Poor kids, though. He’ll always be their Daddy. Do you think we’ll hear more about her male personal assistant now?
I’m so impressed with the Britney news. On the radio this morning they kept calling him “fed-ex”. Funny!!!
And, I love Eva’s hair in a bob. It’s so cute. It made me want to cut my hair – but sadly I know it would not make me look like her.
I believe the Faith Hill thing was a joke.
Faith Hill? ABSOLUTELY FREAKING HILARIOUS….I just saw her and Tim McGraw interviewed on Oprah (it was probably an old episode though)…talk about sore loser.
Denise’s girls are really cute – and FWIW, Jeremy is STILL a thumb sucker – at 5!!
That vid was hilarious! Totally unlike Faith, so was it shock-value for the audience or was she genuinely shocked/po’d? Either way it was funny..