This weekend Kim Kardashian got married in California. For the money that companies paid the Kardashians to be seen in this wedding, we may have been able to save a few million kids starving or dying of thirst in Africa.
Guests ranged from Beyonce and Jay-Z to Alan Thicke. From Eva Longoria to Kathie Lee Gifford. Come on. You know you totally wanted to be there to see the drunken carrying on. And you would have wanted to see Lindsay Lohan. Please…I beg of you to google ‘Lindsay Lohan wedding’…(sorry – I don’t have access to the pics).
Bruce Jenner walked Kim down the aisle and I think he was emotional but it’s hard to tell when his face is made of plastic. Kim’s mother Kris (coincidentally her hubby’s name) wore a giant bow on her boobs. With all this cash – no freaking stylists??? WTF.
I heard on the radio that Earth, Wind and Fire were there to play September…also the month that most guests picked the marriage to last until. (yes I stole that joke…come on).
Here’s a recap in case you weren’t on the 400+ guest list…
Don’t feel bad, you know who else wasn’t there? Snooki. Thank god we weren’t both invited..we may have ended up there in the same outfit…
why does Snooki get so much attention? barf. she can take her Sasquatch boots and take a hike.
is this a real thing or is it a put on? wow, i couldn’t even imagine putting it on for a joke!
the whole kardashian thing is high on my “who cares” scale. i guess that’s why i’m not an entertainment reporter! 🙂 no one would read my column, that’s for sure!
Classic Arica! Me and the Snook….two of a kind…:)
“Thank god we weren’t both invited..we may have ended up there in the same outfit…” made the water I was drinking come out my nose. Love it!
I’m still not sure what a Kardashian is, but all I know is Almond Joy’s got nuts… Mounds don’t.
PS – Snooki’s looking KLASSY with a “K”, yo!
yikes
moms outfit louder than daughter’s ” LOOK AT ME!”
Bride scary over made up
I think really really rich people can afford stylists but the stylists can’t afford to say you look AWFUL
and you act like a fool!
IMHO…