It’s Raining Gossip!

Hi Gorgeouses!

No time for chit chat. Must get gossiping before baby wakes!: OWEN WILSON looking hott!; what’s the deal with ORLANDO BLOOM?; happy 40th KATE WALSH; VANESSA WILLIAMS signs $20,000,000 contract; the only reason to go see Elizabeth: The Golden Age…; AND, LOTS OF CELEB BABY PICS….ETC.!!

check it!!!

OWEN WILSON LOOKS HOTT AND HEALTHY

With a hot new movie out in theaters — Darjeeling Limited — and, a rumoured new girlfriend (world-champion salsa dancer, Carolina Cerisola)…, things are looking up for Owen Wilson. And, he looks GREAT!

Here he is hanging with Carolina….

Cute! Looks like Owen’s having himself a good time. Living it up — scooters, the beach? Sweet! Oh, and if you’re wondering how these two met…: they dated back in 2004 and reconnected after the suicide attempt…. Looks like she’s just what the doctor ordered…! Owen looks awesome and gorj and happy.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATE WALSH!

Happy Birthday to our favourite red-headed TV doc! She’s freaking 40! And, LOOK AT HER! In these pics, she’s on her way to Parc Nightclub in Hollywood, California. Gorj.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ORLANDO BLOOM?

What’s the deal with Orlando Bloom? Wasn’t he canoodling with Jen Aniston just the other weekend? I had high hopes for two of my fave celebs! Now, rumour has it that he’s dating Jessica Simpson. He was spotted hanging with her on Wednesday night….

ALSO, he’s ALL OVER the tabloids because of Thursday night’s car crash, in which two women (in the backseat of his car) suffered minor injuries when O hit a parked Porsche. Police determined no drugs or alcohol were involved, and that Orlando rammed into the parked Porsche because he was cut off by another driver — so, not his fault. Thank goodness. I can’t take ANOTHER celebrity DUI — especially not our sweet pure innocent elfy Orlando…. Still, he was apparently acting weird and out-of-it just prior to the accident, so some intergossips are questioning his state of mind…. Intergossips are also bashing O for walking away from the crash scene and leaving his two bleeding passengers in the car — that is, until one of the paps cautioned him not to flee the scene or he’d be accused of hit-and-running…. I’ll keep you posted on both his status with Jess and the accident deets. Since the accident, Orlando’s been conspicuously laying low, not showing up for scheduled charity events, etc……..

VANESSA WILLIAMS SIGNS $20 MILLION ENDORSEMENT DEAL WITH PROACTIV

The GORJ Ugly Betty
star is striking it RICHER with her new deal with Proactiv! $20 million! How sick is that? Jessica Simpson also has a contract with Proactiv (you’ve all seen the infomercial a zillion times, right??), but she’s making just $3 million. Apparently, Williams is making A MINT more than Jess because her contract involves a whole new line of products that she’ll be developing. Congrats, Vaness.

THE ONLY REASON TO GO SEE ELIZABETH: THE GOLDEN AGE

I read in The Globe that the movie sucks. But, I’ll see it anyway. Because of the CLIVE……… LOVE! OMIGARSH…… LO-HO-HO-HO-HOVE! No words. Hottest man in Hollywood. Right. There. Can’t wait to see the movie. Although, because of new-baby-in-da-HOUSE, I’ll have to wait till video…. Oh, how I’d LOVE to see Clive on the big screen, though…. And, in Elizabethan GARB! Eeeeeee!!! DREAM!

VIOLET AT 22 MONTHS….

It’s been a while since we’ve seen our favourite fam out and about here at Cheaty’s! Look how sweet! Couldn’t resist posting it. I LOVE Vi’s outfit! PURPLY CUTE! The fam’s in New York while Jen stars with Kevin Kline (LOVE!) in the new Broadway play Cyrano de Bergerac, opening November 1st and running for 10 weeks at the Richard Rodgers Theatre.

TWINS ALERT!!!

COULD Heath Ledger and daughter Matilda LOOK more alike? It’s ridiculous, really! Hee!

MORE PUMPKIN-PATCH CUTENESS (THANK ME LATER, YOU MARK WAHLBERG LOVAHS — I TOTALLY KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE!)

EEEEE! Look at him playing patty-cake with 4-year-old daughter Ella!? I’m not a fan, and this is almost too much even for ME! Oy, and are you loving the bicep muscle in picture 2?? So, yeah, here are Mark and girlfriend Rhea taking Ella and Michael (18 months) for a little pumpkin picking. LOVE!

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