Hi Gorgeouses!
Let’s cut to the chase, Gorgeouses: JUSTIN CLAIMS NOT IN LOVE WITH JESSICA BIEL!; Nicole Ritchie IS VERY LIKELY preggers; FIGURE SKATING SCANDAL!; Angelina with babes in New York; Jen Aniston to adopt!; and, more!
check it!!!
UNBELIEVABLE: WHAT JUSTIN SAID ABOUT JESSICA BIEL….
So they look all lovey in these photos (taken mid-May), but, apparently, the love may be one-sided. CHECK what Justin said in this interview with the The UK’s Daily Mirror! You will not believe it. Check it (and it is SO WORTH quoting at length…):
In a remarkably candid
interview, 26-year-old Justin spilled the beans about his romance with
the stunning Illusionist star — and admitted it’s definitely NOT love.The
pop heart-throb called Jessica, 25, his "very dear friend" and said she
texts him all the time. But when asked who the love of his life is, he
replied: "I haven’t met her yet." Ouch!And
although he claimed he couldn’t say no to her "pretty face" when she
asked to accompany him to Europe while he toured with his FutureSex/
LoveShow, he has now put his foot down and told her it’s business
before pleasure…Justin
said: "She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don’t know
how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn’t really a good idea. This
time I’m putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up
with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This
tour is very important for me. I’m doing it really seriously so there’s
no question of playing sweethearts!"
"Ouch" is RIGHT! That is, IF we can trust that this interview is legit, or that they didn’t twist Justin’s words around (as he will no-doubt tell Jess). Poor Jess…! Well, I don’t feel THAT sorry for her — she DOES have a rock-hard arse. And, she’s WAY hotter than Justin is, despite what he thinks of himself. According to the interview, Justin thinks he’s DA BOMB: "I’m well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror." Tons of male stars hit on him, he reveals. Not that that’s at all that surprising; Justin DOES look like an itty bitty girl…. Anyway, curious! WHO? WHO? Who’s hitting on him? Inquiring Gorgeouses want to know!
HOW BIG IS TOO BIG FOR PIGGY-BACK RIDES
I’m a little confused here, so humour me, Gorgeouses…. I’m trying to figure out this hold. Is this a piggy-back ride? Or, some sort of football hold? Or, wrestling lock? Or, what? Looks none too comfortable for either of them….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
NICOLE RITCHIE IS VERY LIKELY PREGGERS!
Yes, according to The New York Post’s Page Six, Nicole is almost definitely carrying Joel Madden’s baby! Can you believe? Rumour has it she got preggers to keep herself out of jail. (Remember, Nicole’s possibly facing jail time because of that DUI charge some months ago.) A good friend of hers told Page Six that "Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail." Everyone’s doubting that she can carry a baby to term with all her weight-related problems, though…. I’m thinking "KEEPING SELF OUT OF JAIL" qualifies as one of those "BAD REASONS TO HAVE A BABY," you?
OKAY: THIS IS REALLY BIZARRE….
The original Buffy (from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie) and Skating-With-the-Stars celeb Christy Swanson — who’s now the girlfriend of her skating partner Lloyd Eisler (go Canada!) and mother of his son… — was ARRESTED on Saturday night for ASSAULTING Lloyd’s ex-wife, Marcia O’Brien! SHE claims Marcia assaulted her first…. But, who knows. MEOWWWW! Insanity.
Source
ANGELINA WITH BABES IN NEW YORK
All the kids are GORJ. But, Shiloh is SUCH an unbelievable mix of her Most-Beautiful parents. OY! Ange DOTH look skinny, though. Like, Nicole-Ritchie skinny — ARMS…KNEES!!! KNEEEEES!!!
JENNIFER ANISTON GETTING READY TO ADOPT (NIICE!)
Since good friend Sheryl Crow successfully adopted her little guy Wyatt, Jen’s got the URGE! According to Okay! Magazine, Jen’s been meeting with Sheryl’s adoption agency and shopping for baby products like crazy! Go Jen! (LOVE HER!) And, did you know? Maybe her new live-in BOYFRIEND has something to do with this: 36-year-old hott Brit model, Paul Sculfor, is the lucky man — PRETTY!!!:
It’s HARD bringin’ it when you’re EXHAUSTED to the max. Canada’s Wonderland will do that to you, I learned…. Must get me heat-stroked self to BED!
Wanna hear about my adventures in Canada’s Wonderland, and sundry things? CHECK IT — at The Cheaty Monkey!
LOVE!
xo Haley-O
Oooo… TUGGY, you’re right. Jen’s boy has been connected with Kate Moss — Cocaine….!
ANON — I just wrote about this now — I don’t think it’s strange since they’re good friends…. And, Rosie has a HUGE fan base. She’ll bring lots of viewers to the show. When I first heard about it, though, I thought it was tres bizarro, yeah!
TUGGY — GREAt point about the piggy back… Just a weird photo. Hope so. Because it’s sooo weird. You are SO up on your gossip — always impressive!!
I never ‘got’ Justin, never will…& have heard before he’s very full of himself. ick.
The ‘piggyback’ looks like he’s just starting to fall off the back when the pic was taken…
Who KNOWS what Nicole’s thinking…but pregnancies don’t keep you from jail, do they?? Poor poor baby if it is true…
Kristy? GROW.UP. No matter WHO threw the first punch/swing whatever.
AJ – ick. whatev. But Shiloh sure is a doll. Notice how you read how AJ’s never carrying Shiloh & POOF! Photos abound??
Jen – I LOVE. Have heard the new bf isn’t so good for her…I just hope she finds happiness.
I just read Rosie O’Donnell might replace Bob Barker as the host of Price is Right. Does this seem a bit strange to you too?
I just read Rosie O’Donnell might replace Bob Barker as the host of Price is Right. Does this seem a bit strange to you too?
R&P: I thought she had more class than that — but, then again, she IS a major homewrecker….
SPARKS: I wonder if she kicked her ass Buffy style…hmmm….
JEN: I KNOW! I was starting to get the Justin thing, too. But, NO MORE! Not just cuz of this interview — the dude seems way full of himself….
LAV: I’m SO excited that Jen has a hott new man in her life (younger than Brad and totally GORJ). She deserves happiness in her personal life after all her publicly displayed problems….
well gals not being a justin fan not surprised hes being such a dirty dog!nothings more annoying than people who think they are so hot.the jolie-pitts are one pretty bunch but someone fatten ange up.she looks like nicole ritchie ewww.and how can she be preggers?!you have to eat for a baby to grow properly.no way shes knocked up.and thats nice that jen has a new fella and i hope she gets a baby soon.
Ewww…was starting to get the Justin thing a bit but not after that. Hope he didn’t really say it even if it is true. It actually seems unlikely because what American dude uses the word “sweethearts”?
OMG!!! Ang’s KNEEES – YIKERS!
well duh, the exwife should never mess with someone who played Buffy the Vampire Slayer, its a recipe for an ass kickin.
thats a reverse chicken wing.
poor Jessica, I will have to console her next time she comes by Chez Duck
The Christy Swanson story is so yuck…I mean in front of the children you cannot control yourself?!
Love the gossip!