Hello hello! How are you all today? I could be better. The hubby had to leave for work at 6am this morning, waking up the monkey (who usually sleeps in till 8:30). So much for my sleep-in. Both the monkey and I have been off all day. She’s been whining uncharacteristically, like this: "wee wee wee wee wee wee wee." It’s actually a little irksome! Cute, albeit irksome! But, it was very sweet when I went to her room tonight to tuck her feet under a blanket: she woke up momentarily, and gave one wee little "wee." I chuckled to myself and b-lined it out of there.
So, you want to see some hotties? What? I can’t hear you. YOU WANT TO SEE SOME HOTTIES?? What? You want what? HOTTIES?? Alright alright, so check it!:
HOTTIE HOT HOTT, JEREMY PIVEN GROCERY SHOPS!
I wonder if he cooks….Obviously a healthy eater. Shops at Whole Foods, clearly. That’s a lotta green, there…. What do YOU think of his hair? Everyone thinks he has bad hair plugs. I think he looks hottie hot hott….Check him here reading US Magazine:
Excuse me for just a sec while I wipe the drool off my chin….
Photos of Jeremy c/o Splash News Online.
HOTTIE JUDE LAW BACK WITH SIENNA
Photo and gossip c/o Splash News Online.
Here they are together at the Madame Butterfly premier — with Sienna’s mother. I repeat. They are there with her mother. There’s no way they’re not together if they’re there with her mother. No freaking way. Looks like they are, indeed, on again.
*YAWN*, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY ON THE BEACH … AGAIN
Photos of Matt on the beach are, like, commonplace now. So, this isn’t really doing anything fo me right now. Though I am a sucker for a hottie with a dog….(My hubby is going to KILL me for today’s post, by the way! — he’s not a fan of my hottie-talk….oh well! This next pic’s for him:)
EEEEWWWWWWWW! Close-up on the BEEEEEEEARD! Soooo NOT HOT. NEXT!
Photos of Matt c/o Splash News Online.
NICOLE: PRETTY BUT SKINNY AS USUAL AND DISSING REHAB RUMOURS
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
This is a beautiful dress. But, please eat more burgers, please! And, not just cuz we like the pictures. I really REALLY wish she would get some help. We are still so very worried about her here at Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip! Furious with CNN’s recent report that she entered rehab, Nicole writes the following on her official Myspace website:
"Contrary to CNN’s false accusations, I did not check myself into an
eating disorder rehab. I dont know why or how this rumor started, but i
am home, in LA, and very happy. I do not have an eating disorder, and I
don’t know how many times I have to say it. Ive repeated myself so many
times, I feel like a broken record. Who ever started this rumor is evil
and mean, but its not true. I am happy, and healthy, and living my life."
She does seem happy with Brody Jenner….But, anyway, if she doesn’t need to go to rehab, at least get a new stylist. Here’s stylist to Nicole and the skinny stars, Zoe Rachel:
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
As noted by Perez, the Sydney Morning Herald interviewed Zoe and asked her flat-out if she was anorexic. Here is what she said. Check it, friends! I’m not a fan of this woman. Zoe’s almost singlehandedly responsible for encouraging the skinny look among the stars: skinny with big sunglasses is her trademark look. Great. Thanks. Whether you like it or not, these women are potential role models for our daughters — out there, as they are, on magazine covers and reality TV shows. Can I get a hollllaaaaah for the Sydney Morning Herald! Good on ya!
Here’s Zoe with Nicole and someone else (another skinny whom I don’t recognize):
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
KATE BOSWORTH SMOKING (AND WALKING WITH SMOKING HOT HOTTIE)
It seems this is how Kate Bosworth is keeping freakishly skinny:
Photo c/o Just Jared.
Cute boy, though…–it’s Brit model James Rousseau.
Before I leave you for today, I just want to say something très important. I. love. this. show:
I feel like I’m watching Sex in the City when I watch this. Lisa Loeb is adorable:
Photos of Lisa c/o #1 Single official site.
She’s very real on the show. Very open about everything. And, she’s so likeable! If you haven’t watched the show, check it. It’s worth it. It’s a documentary of her quest to find "the one." It’s very entertaining, not only because of the quest part, but also because of the fashions, NEW YORK CITY, the friends, the parties, the red carpets. Très cheaty.
After you leave me a comment below (thanks!), go check out my Cheaty Monkey blog. I just posted a list of my top 20 favourite TV show characters. Go there, tell me if you like my list, and TELL ME WHO YOUR FAVOURITES ARE!
So much to say…so little time.
JUDE: can you say MANOREXIC???I used to think he was hot but OMG does he stand on a telephone book when shooting movies? He is soooooo skinny, small and ugh. What a waste of an otherwise incredibly sexy face & voice.
ZOE RACHEL: why is everyone talking about her being so skinny…did you see her FACE??? UH-GA-LY. Ouch. I actually did a double-take ’cause I thought maybe it was supposed to be someone famous with those horrid wrinkles photoshopped into her face!
LISA LOEB & #1 SINGLE: I have one word. LOVE. L.O.V.E. She is the cutest, sillyest & sweetest. I love her and her show. And her friends, who now I feel are mine!
Sorry, I just don’t get the JP thing. At.all. And did Matthew never go to the beach before this year? (he needs a shave & cut bigtime, but OMG I’d still FEED him crackers in my bed). Need to check out the LL show – I read about it, just haven’t watched yet!! I’m e-mailing you H-O!!
ewww!skinny, anorexic girls.eat something please. you look older,yes i said older,than i do & i am in my 40’s.
jude law is soooo cute.i like men with accents.probably why my guy is from europe.
1)Muffy Tepperman (Square Pegs)
2)Norm Peterson (Cheers)
3)Hyde (70’s Show)
4)Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days)
5)Thomas Sullivan Magnum (Magnum PI)
6)David Addison Jr. (Moonlighting)
7)Jake Allen Manning (Once & Again)
8)Noel Crane (Felicity)
9)Ben Covington (Felicity)
10)Balki Bartokomous (Perfect Strangers)
11)Mike Seaver (Growing Pains)
12)Mork (Mork & Mindy)
12)Dick Loudon (Newhart)
13)Jack Tripper (Three’s Company)
14)Det. Stan ‘Wojo’ Wojciehowicz (Barney Miller)
15)Edith Bunker (All in the Family)
16)Dan Fielding (Night Court)
17)Charles Ingalls (Little House on the Prairie)
18)Detective Lennie Briscoe (Law & Order)
19)Captain Kangaroo
20)Mr. Dressup
mmmm.jude.
he’s mine. sorry sienna. you and your skinny jeans and floppy hats are gettin’ kicked to the curb.
I too love #1 Single. It is such a genuine portrait of Lisa Loeb’s true quest of finding the one to have babies with and she is so concerned the opportunity is passing her by. Which is so bizarre because in my mundane and far from celebrity world I am blessed with a great fella and 4 beautiful children (please note there are plenty overwhelming & stressful moments in my day to day). She has the world at her fingertips: she is talented and oh so cute. My hubby thinks she & her glasses are hot. Funny though how we rely on our girlfriends who too are single looking for advice instead of relying on the opinions of our girlfriends who have had some success to moving into relationships with the intention long term stability and happiness?
I know the hospital themed shows creep some of you out but I cannot get enough of House. I think Stuart Little’s surrogate father is certainly worthy of my vote for an informal hottie.
Of couse a man in the grocery store is very attractive. Although the exception for me is when they are on the cell phone absorbing meticulous instructions from their spouses while culling the isles. Make a decision without the call and move on.
As for body weight and image; healthy should be our goal. A specific size or measurement of weight is not the same for all.
I just don’t get the ultra skinny thing. They look weird…big heads, bulging eyes…strange. As for Kate’s boy – hottie mchots but YIKES to Matthew with the beard…wonder what’s living in there?!