Hi Gorgeouses!
I dunno, gossip’s pretty lame out there today. But, of course, I managed to dig up some hott dirt just for you all! On tap today: Britney enters rehab (yay!); Britney’s blond wig and her sad day at the Mondrian Hotel; NEW COUPLE ALERT!; Reese skinny; Brody Jenner is a hott jerk; Jen and Courtney dine at Nobu; Tyra’s Sports Illustrated before and after….See, I told ya I’d bring it!
check it!!!
BRITNEY ENTERS HERSELF INTO REHAB
There she is, Gorgeouses, safe and sound in the Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, California — smoking a ciggy, but what else is one to do in rehab. Let’s hope she stays there for a good while. Might mean gossip will be a little less insane, but we’ll make do. She even looks good in the pink.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
BRITNEY: POST-BALDNESS, PRE-NEW-REHAB
Here’s Britney out on the town for the first time after shaving her head — donning this blonde wig at the Roxy on Sunset. She left the club circa 1am and went to the Beverly Hills Hotel. In another episode of insanity, a blue-wigged Brit went blitzed to the Mondrian hotel with half a credit card number. The hotel refused to give her a room. "Nobody wants me," she was repeating over and over again. A friendly couple invited her to come up to their room because they felt so sorry for her. Once comfortable, she reportedly went to the gift shoppe and tried on bikinis, went to the pool and shaved her legs (ew). Anyway, her manager announced that her decision to enter into rehab at the Promises Treatment Centre was of her own accord, and not (like last time) as a result of her mother’s threats to take away her kids….
Another rumour? Apparently, on the day she shaved her head, K-Fed threatened Brit that he’d send people in to test her hair to see what kinds of drugs she’s been doing. Could this be why she shaved her head?
Poor, sad, lonely Britney. Let’s hope the paparazzi leave her alone in rehab. So far, doesn’t look like that’s going to happen….
NEW COUPLE ALERT: CAMERON DIAZ AND DJIMON HOUNSOU
Isn’t this fascinating!? Cameron and the Blood Diamond Oscar nominee Djimon Hounsou were spotted making out at L.A.’s Hyde Lounge last week. Was she his Valentine? Stay tuned….
JEN ANISTON AND COURTNEY COX-ARQUETTE: NIGHT ON THE TOWN
This is one of today’s "lame" gossip items. There’s a lot of gossip like this today. But, still. Good to see them out and about. Good to see that at least one relationship in Hollywood has thrived. Jen looks warn out, but still so pretty….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
REESE WITHERSPOON IS SKINNY NOW
So skinny! Two theories here: 1) she was so stressed in her marriage that she ate a lot and now she’s happy and skinny; 2) she’s so stressed now that she doesn’t want to eat and now she’s unhappy and skinny….In any case, let’s hope she doesn’t get any skinnier.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
TYRA BANKS: BEFORE AND AFTER
To the left, Tyra, first African-American woman to grace the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition by herself. To the right, Tyra, ten years later. She looks fantastic. No doubt the cover’s airbrushed. But, point taken. And, good for Sports Illustrated!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
BRODY JENNER USES REALITY GIRLS TO GET FAMOUS
Remember this picture?:
That’s Brody getting in on some Nicole Ritchie fame. His object, apparently, was to be "the guy who got Nicole to eat." This was his best friend Spencer’s idea. You know Spencer, right? Heidi Montag’s piggish beau from The Hills. You better be watching The Hills, Gorgeouses. It’s the best escape, I’m telling you. All the people — i.e., the delicious Brody Jenner — are GORJ and young and rich and live in sunny LA. Anyway, Brody’s going after Lauren Conrad on this season of The Hills, and I’m so upset to learn today that it’s probably not for real. He was totally using her to get on the show, to get famous. Bummer. I should have known…check his recent record: Laguna Beach‘s Kristin Cavalleri, Nicole Ritchie, Laguna Beach‘s and The Hills‘ Lauren Conrad…and, now, apparently, he’s after Lindsay Lohan. The dude’s hott, though — jerk or not — look at him!
Moral of the story?: WATCH THE HILLS. It’s on MTV. CHECK IT!!!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
So, the monkey’s teething. She’s been in a vile mood. VILE. Wakes up shrieking…greeeeaaaat. And, I’m getting tantrum’s galore. The latest tantrum: Daddy wouldn’t let her destroy her book, WAHHHHHHH! Welcome, oh Terrible Twos. Welcome.
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xo Haley-O
I forgot to post a comment when I first read this, or I was so tired!!
For Britney, girl, if you want to shave your head, accept it, stop wearing a wig!!
I forgot about Djimon!! He was in one of the Tomb Raider, too,I think!!
HEr first cover was probably hairbrushed!! They had the technologic back then too!! It was 1997!!
wow, didn’t think this was a lame gossip day 🙂 Poor, poor Britney. Now I just feel so badly for her. But yaknow, rehab won’t help. She entered the life as a child and knows nothing else. And what’s with all the young women smoking all the time? Brit, Lindsay…the other day I saw a tabloid cover with Mary-Kate dragging on a butt, too. Weird. And disturbing. So far my 2 girls look up to me enough to listen when I tell them smoking is bad. but in a few more years, when they’re looking up to these girls, I don’t want them to see them all the time with a butt in hand, ya know?
and now Britney’s back out of therapy. Guess shaving your head & rambling incoherently isn’t rock bottom.
Maybe Reese is happy & just working out to spend time that used to be Ryan’s?? Or a role coming up? Go Tyra!!
There was a show that Brody Jenner was on before…he & his brother, their mom when she was married to Stephen Foster – Princes of Bel Aire or something?? He’s a spoiled rich kid. Seriously. And his mom lets him be.
I feel soooo bad for Britney. That girl needs some serious help.
JEFF — Thanks for telling everyone the story. I saw it EVERYWHERE, but found it booooooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnngggg. So, I didn’t report. Anyone actually interested? I mean, it’s kinda steamy…. But, like, who the hell are those people really (except Giselle, but whatevs).
JEN — Yeah, I love this Cameron gossip. It’s hott. 🙂 I dunno about the Tyra thing, really. The cover looks rather airbrushed — compared to that notorious pic of her doing yoga in the one-piece….
ALI — Reese has always been slim…but not skinny like this. She’s looking a little rail, if you ask me.
I’m surprised you didn’t say anything about Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady… together three years, broke up late 2006… he’s dating Gisele Bundchen… and now Bridget discovers she is pregnant with his child…
Poor, poor Brit…sadness.
GO Cameron!
Reese is looking super thin…I thought she looked great before…this is verging.
Not sure about the Tyra thing…good…I guess?
Brody?? NOT HOTT.
that tyra photo is SERIOUSLY airbrushed. seriously.
hasn’t reese always been thin?