Hi Gorgeouses!
I’m probably the ONLY one LOVING this cold weather. The heat is TOO much for me. This is PERF. AnyHOOT, on tap today: celebrity split; a couple more MTV fashions; MALCOLM!?!; Paris scoop; VANESSA MINNILLO SCANDAL; and, MUCH (i.e., not just a little) MORE!!!
check it!!!
KATE HUDSON AND OWEN WILSON? DUNZO!!!
Oh, but they’re so CUTE together! — with their pretty blond hair and their skinny little bods and their perfectly tanned skin? Suckage royal! Apparently, the split was amicable, and they’re still friends, blah blah. DUNZO!
MALCOLM!? WTF? DUI?
This dude should have stayed put on Y&R. If he had, then maybe he wouldn’t have been ARRESTED on DUI suspicion (and released on $5,000 bail), this past Friday. (Here we go…:) Celebrity DUIs have been out-of-control ridiculous. And, now THIS? ANOTHER ONE? BEYOND out-of-control ridiculous.
SCOOP ON PARIS
Anyone watch the Oprah show special on drunk driving last week? Well, I wish I hadn’t (and, you know I RARELY watch that show and probably never will again now), because I heard the most horrific drunk-driving story I could ever imagine. That’s all you need to know if you haven’t seen the show. Drunk driving is f-ing serious, f-ing deadly, and f-ing unfair. These celebs are full-out criminals for doing it. So, YOU, MALCOLM, are even more of a loser than you were on Y&R. Bummer for you. …And, people think Sarah Silverman was too harsh on POOR PARIS at the MTV Movie Awards? What-evs. Check it and laugh your arses off:
Paris WALKED OUT of the award show shortly after. She looked furious. And, GORGEOUSES, did you hear that audience laughter and applause?! They LOVED it!
I thought I’d have lots of pictures of Paris going to jail for you, but the Sheriff devised a plan to get Paris in with as little pap interference as possible. PLUS, Paris’s lawyer says that she turned herself in early (at 11:38pm the night before) to avoid the media circus…. So much for the anticipated grand entrance. PLUS, the hair appointments she apparently made the day she checked in? Would have all been for naught anyway. I hear they’re REMOVING PARIS’S EXTENSIONS as part of jail rules. Well, that’s not such a bad thing. Didn’t Tina Fey say Paris’s extensions are NARSTY!
SALMA HAYEK VERY PREGNANT IS
VAVAVOOM!!! (I myself can TOTALLY relate to Salma’s breasts right now! We should totally become friends…bosom buddies! hee!)
A COUPLE MORE MTV AWARDS FASHIONS
I don’t know about you, but I’m loving both these short dresses. Usually, I hate the mini-dress. But, when you wear it right — i.e., when your name’s not "Mischa Barton" or "Lindsay Lohan" or "Britney Spears" — the mini-dress can totally work. Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz both worked the mini-dress at the Awards. I love how Jess’s dress isn’t skin tight; nice to see HER wear the dress, vs. THE DRESS wear her, you know? Cam’s polka dots? ADORABLE. TOTALLY LOVE. She looked so cute, and perfect for the occasion. Look at me! A Diaz fan? When did THAT happen?
SPENCER AND HEIDI — AS FAKE AS HER NEW BOOBS
I’m sorry to say, this is a TERRIBLE BOOB JOB. TERRIBLE. Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, what hast Spencer done to thee? They look as fake as Jan’s on The Office — and those were FAKE fake boobs!
ALSO! This just in: the couple is NOT really engaged. It was ALL a publicity stunt! They were paid to fake their engagement — $30,000 — for a photo spread in a tabloid mag. Stay tuned for their equally lucrative breakup….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
BRITNEY IN PUERTO VALLARTA WITH FAB HAIR AND FAB ARSE
See what money can buy you? FAB extensions and a FAB rear! Don’t worry, I AM kidding. Somebody needs a makeover FAST.
Photos, with thanks, c/o TMZ.
SOOOOO PRETTY
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
VANESSA MINNILLO NOT YOUR GOODY-TWO-SHOES
As I’m sure a lot of you have seen ALL OVER THE NET, some DARK-AND-DIRTY photos of Lindsay Lohan and ANOTHER GIRL have surfaced. Turns out, the other girl is VANESSA MINNILLO — Nick Lachey’s supposedly squeaky-clean girlfriend. When the photos were taken, Vanessa had only been dating Nick for a few weeks. She thought it would be a fun thing to do…. Stay tuned for deets on how Nick is reacting to this SCANDAL!!! — apparently, he’s sticking by her (of course), and she TOTALLY "REGRETS" taking the photos (no kidding).
Sigh, nothing to report in reality TV land…. ‘Cept that Canadian Idol debuted tonight. I love Zach, of course…. Should be a good season. I’m in. You?
Nick’s NOT BACK yet on Y&R — BLIMY! Is Phyllis supposed to be driving Sharon into Brad’s arms? TELL me Phyllis and Jack aren’t going to get together. Phyllis BELONGS with Nick — and we all know Nick’s coming back eventually….
So, have you been to my new pregnancy blog? It’s a 9-week gig. Check it — there are semi nudey pics of me YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH! Here’s the linky: http://www.urbanmoms.ca/haleys_pregnancy_blog/
And, want more Cheaty? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey!
xo Haley-O!
HALEY — I actually found Heidi so entertaining on The Hills. But, I hated her with Spencer. She was soooo much cooler without him.
ALI — Your Y&R days will never be over. They always find a way to keep us hooked….
R&P — I think you’re right! YUCK, indeed!
SPARKS — I don’t know what’s scarier. Actually, I do. The DUI. freaking scary.
JODI — Methinks you’re right. I heard she had to wear a SCRUNCHY in it, though! Brutal!
TUGGY — Sarah rocks. I’m a new fan, totally!
SHAY — You’re sooooo right. The paps should QUIT IT with these girls. But, they won’t, of course. Those girls THRIVE on it, and the mags are selling….
JEN — you know it’s bad when squeaky clean Vanessa gets her very own scandal….
LAV — awwwww! You’re so sweet!!! 🙂 Thank you!!! And, re. Y&R, I LOVE your amnesia theory! AWESOME!
I hate Heidi. So much. She seriously pisses me off so much on the Hills. She’s SUCH a drama queen bitch and I am SOOO glad that Lauren has finally realized it! And last last season I didn’t like Audrina ver much, but now I’m LOVING her. Anyway, enough of my rant :]
LMAO to Sarah Silverman. I’ve seen it tons, and it really never gets old :]
why would someone who can hire a chauffeur,take a cab,sleep at a hotel,etc. get into their vehicle and drive drunk?salma hayek is gorgeous.but not as glowing and beutiful as you haley.i don’t know who sarah silverman is,but that was a GREAT! burn on paris.good for her.jessica biel and cam look cute in those short dresses.well at least brit looks happy in that pic.jessica s is looking so normal and preety since she split with john mayer.lindsay and vanessa just for fun?huh?so lets start a poll on how long before lindsay is a has been?if she keeps up the stupid stuff she’s been doing?what studio would keep on such an embarrasssment when they don’t have to.
so i will have to post twice today.once for the celebs.and once for Y&R.i watched today and haven’t seen for like 3 weeks.so nick will come back with amnesia.he will know he loves a woman who will turn out to be sharon of course.sharon could have brad as he and victoria are splits.jack the snake and phyllis the other snake deserve each other.they suit each other so well those 2.thats what i think will happen.
BURNAGE on Paris!! L.O.V.E. Sarah Silverman! Drunk driving is just plain stupid.
Jess looks great!
Heidi’s boobs and Brit’s arse…yikes.
Ewww…Vanessa and Lindsay?! Just WHAT is up with these young Hollywood starlets?!?!
I officially now LOVE Sarah Silverman! She has giant kahonas to say that when Paris was actually there! I think the media should just stop covering those lame girls! OMG!!!!
Yes, this Jess looks good. Not frumpy, hair isn’t too dark or too light – good.
And I totally thought Sarah Silverman was hilarious – AND the crowd…Paris DOES deserve it.
i think i read that paris got to keep her extensions because they were tight enough
It was way to early in the day for Shemar to be DUI, thats the scary part. Well, other scary part.
Another scary part, Britney’s ass
Well they are certainly setting it up so that Phyllis and Jack get back together and Sharon and Brad too. I think that they won’t bring Nick back until all that is nicely underway. Yuck.
if Phyllis gets together with Jack…i’m afraid my y&r days will be over…