Hi Gorgeouses!
I’m finally home from Montreal! About to collapse into the arms of my OWN BED again. Can’t. Wait. But, first the gossip!: Jessica and John actually DO have sex (ew); Ange to adopt…AGAIN?; Brit’s hair is growing back…; Apple and Gramma Blythe hit the town; Melissa Joan Hart pulls a Jen Garner; Entourage star shows off baby girl; and MORE!
check it!!!!!
FIRST….WHAT THE….!?!?
Alanis Morissette singing the Black Eyed Peas’ "My Humps"? Again, I say: what the…!? I don’t know what to make of this. I love the girl’s voice. She can sing anything…but "My Humps"? What do you think, Gorgeouses?
JESSICA AND JOHN GET IT ON IN ROME
See these two? One of the awkardest looking couples in Hollywood? Take a good look. Big head, little head, ew ew ew? Well, THEY’RE HAVING LOUD ANIMAL SEX! We have witnesses to prove it:
A source told More Magazine that Jessica and John returned to their luxury hotel "fairly early [after a Romantic dinner in Italy] and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it,
they didn’t get to sleep for a long time." The source says "she couldn’t believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door." Ha! That is, like, soooo ewwwww. I couldn’t suffer alone — I had to spill it. But, good that Jess is finally enjoying sex….
AVRIL LAVIGNE WEIGHS IN ON THE BRITNEY MESS
While a lot of the world feels sorry for Brit Brit and blames her mama for forcing her into show biz at an early age, one totally GORJ and edgy pop star feels differently. We can always count on Avril to say what she thinks about the pap girls….Here’s her take:
What’s happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person. If
you want a piece of this business you have to be able to deal with it.
You can’t complain about the pressures, the paparazzi, the madness
because that’s the job….
Think she has a point, Gorgeouses? On the one hand, I think she does. It IS part of the job to be "public," as insane as that can get. But, Brit also just had 2 kids! That’s overwhelming for anyone, let alone a young pop icon — whose level of fame, by the way, Avril hasn’t near reached. Hard for Avril to say, I think. But, she DOTH have a point.
THE ADOPTAHOLIC STRIKES AGAIN!
Apparently, Ange wants to ADOPT AGAIN! She just adopted Pax from Vietnam, and now she’s thinking of striking Chad (a country in Central Africa) in search of a baby girl to "balance the family." Specifically, she feels Zahara needs another African face in the family….Stay tuned.
KEVIN DILLON FLAUNTS ADORABLE BABY GIRL
Cutie-petutie Entourage star, Kevin Dillon, was out-and-about with his daughter Ava and a Starbucks…. Mmmmm….Staaaaarrrrrr-buckkkkkksssss…… CUTE!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
BRITNEY SPEARS’S HAIR HAS SPROUTED
See? The black wisps under the ash-blond wig? She clearly still needs a wig. But, sheesh, Kath is so right: enough with the bizarro hats already! Why does she keep wearing these? It’s, like, a new hat every day, and they’re all TOTALLY hideous! Poor girl must be counting down the days till she can get a new weave….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
IS MELISSA JOAN HART PULLING A JEN GARNER, OR WHAT?
At first, I thought, AWWWWW….Another celebrity getting hands-on with the her child. How lovely! But, then I saw this picture….
Ooo boy! She just couldn’t pull off the adorable, sweet Jen-and-Vi thang, could she? She just had to flash the butt cleave and spoil it all for us….Oh well. Her son’s adorable!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
GRAMMA BLYTHE!
It’s rare that we see Gramma celebrities out and about, so I thought I’d bring some Blythe-Apple cuteness! Look how sweet! Apple looks just like Chris Martin. It’s uncanny. She’s totally pretty….And, Gramma Blythe is beautiful as evah.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Okay, to bed. To my own, soft, fluffy bed — with NO toddler beside me! Yes, for the past few days, I’ve been sleeping on a pull-out couch with the monkey. Can you even IMAGINE how tired and run-down I am NOW!? Especially after the week I’ve had (with my sis giving birth and all!?). Insanity, I tell ya! Anyway, for more cheaty insanity, check it — at The Cheaty Monkey!
Talk to me in the comments, aiight? I’ll be there this time! LOVE! xo Haley-O
Love that picture of Apple and Grandma… so cute and natural. Why does Britney have such brutal wigs? It’s like she bought them at a costume shop! That story makes Angelina sound like a loon… a collector of babies who needs a matched set to balance out the photo ops.
awww thats some nice baby and mommmy,daddy and gramma pics…what the heck?was that video.too tired to be snarky right now…
I agree with Avril, too. Brit’s mom can help, she can afford help, but she LOVES the spotlight & brought it on herself. Without the kids, Avril IS right up there with Brit – but you don’t see her trashing around without panties – every night.
Ang needs to get a grip.
MJH can afford pants that aren’t low rise, but yea for her for going to the park with the little one!
GO GRANDMAS!! (hee, couldn’t resist)
DREA — Yeah, I’m not a fan of the low-rise jean — especially on moms who constantly have to bend over to deal with their toddlers!!!
DAYN — You’re totally right: butt cleave or not, it’s great to see a celeb out and about with her/his kid, getting hands on in the park, etc. GREAT!!!!
GWEN — I definitely think it’s a parody, but I’m so preggo-brained that I forget where my parents keep their plates these days, seriously! So, I’m not going to think too much on this one. 😉
AMREEN — THANK YOU!! I thought they were so sweet together! 🙂
LD — Yeah, it’s great that MJH has taken a break (an actual break — i.e., not Angelina style) from Hollywood to raise her kids. It was refreshing to see her with her son…even with the unfortunate butt cleave….
eek that video.. what in the world?!
Her voice is beautiful but that video is just trashy 2 me.
I still feel for Brit.
I agree w/ Avril.. but at the same time Avril isnt in the same shoes as Brit. Brit just had kids, Avril hasnt. So its got to be different for both of them.
Quit Brit! Quit! Become a normal mom like the rest of us 🙂
Thats exactly why you dont wear a short shirt w/ lowrise pants when you have kids. It results in that!! I was at the library the other day for toddler time w/ Caleb and the lady in front of me bend over… THONG!!! I about laughed out loud…
NAP TIME for me, hope your feeling good .. not to sick.
I think Melissa Joan Hart’s babe is so beautiful. It’s great to see celebs out with their kids living like real people. Who cares about the plum-bum mishap…It’s happens to the best of us…even Jen Garner!
I think the Alanis is supposed to be a parody. It is really kinda freaky and that melody gets stuck in your head. I don’t like it as much as the “White and Nerdy” by Weird Al, but a decent attempt. I feel a bit sorry for Melissa, it has happened to me to damn often. Where can you find a decent midrise jean that doesn’t have the skinny leg and doesn’t cost the earth? :)I am thinking that Angelina needs to get a bit of a grip and maybe take a break before the next adoption. However since she can obviously afford to hire help, maybe it is not so difficult for her. 😛
great gossip as usual. love the apple-blythe pics – aawwwwhh!
Okay, I’m killing myself laughing here since you just called Angie an adoptaholic. Funny. So funny. Poor Zahara needing a sibling.
I love the Gramma Blythe pics. LOVE them.
And, I only recently leanred that Melissa Joan Hart had a baby and he’s pretty big considering. I think maybe it’s because she’s out of the celebrity spotlight (thank gooodness).
Also, I’ve noticed Brit’s hats. I was wondering if they are helping her wigs to stay on? I don’t know. But, that would make sense.
And, I do agree with Avril. I feel sorry for Britney, but at the same time she did sort of bring it on herself. Like, she kept pushing and pushing to be in the spotlight. How much celebrity do you need? Take a step back. Just my 2 cents.