Holiday Gossip with a Twist of Lime (OK, Not My Best Title…!?!)

Hi Gorgeouses!

I’ve just learned that EVERYONE in Canada has today (Monday) off of work — except for Les Quebecois (is that the right word? It’s been a while since I studied French). So…. Today’s post is dedicated to YOU GORGEOUSES FROM QUEBEC. Because I WUV you, and I’ll think of you when I’m sipping a Starbucks with my hubby and daughter tomorrow at some LATE morning sleep-in hour (yes, the monkey sleeps in… whoo!).

ANYHOOT! On tap today: ANGELINA AND BRAD ARE FINE AND THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW IT; James Gandolfini neckin’ with his girlfriend in Hawaii; another day, another SHAVED HEAD in Hollywood; Sienna and Diddy in Ibiza…together? Reese and Jake ON AGAIN? And, MORE!

check it!!!

ANGELINA AND BRAD STILL ENJOYING UNWEDDED BLISS

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

Photo, with thanks, c/o US Magazine.

She’s skinny, but they’re fine — contrary to almost every magazine cover you’ve seen in the supermarket lately…. Brad’s rep confirmed to US Magazine the the couple is, indeed, happy, and that all the rumours on all the covers of all the mags are false: "These magazines continue to write lies about our clients to sell magazines." Even today, Josh-O pointed to a magazine cover and asked me if Brad and Ange were actually over. I was, like, "NO WAY"! So, I went online to my fave intergossip sites and dug up the truth. Even though I’m not a fan of the couple, they have kids together, and I’m happy they’re happy. Let’s get Ange some food now, though, shall we?

JAMES GANDOLFINI MAKES OUT WITH GIRLFRIEND IN HAWAII — AWWW!

Awww! How CEEEUTE are they? Kissy kissy! Yeah so James Gandolfini was caught on camera all kissy-kissy with girlfriend Deborah Lin in THE OCEAN! Sweet love! Awwww. He’s such a teddy bear! NEVER MIND THEM, THOUGH, I WANNA JUMP IN THAT CLEAR BLUE WATER NOWWWW! It’s so freaking hot in Toronto!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o TMZ.

SIENNA MILLER AND P. DIDDY BOTH IN IBIZA

They are vacationing on the same Mediterranean Island — Ibiza — at
the same time. It MUST be love…. Rumours have been swirling for a
WHILE about the two of them. Was she the reason behind his divorce,
many have wondered? Anyway, they’re both there, in Ibiza. And, it’s
HOTT in Ibiza….
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Hollyscoop.

CLAIRE DANES AND BOYFRIEND HUGH DANCY

Well, he makes her look teensy weensy! And, she’s wearing pretty little heels — casting into relief the REALLY UGGERS moccasins with white shoelaces that he’s wearing. Blech! They’re walking after dining at a high-end Italian restaurant — I wonder if she ate any pasta…’cuz she looks like a no-carbs kind of girl, all skinny and veiny and pale and depressed and all.
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

CAN YOU GUESS WHO THIS IS???

Can you guess who shaved her head for no apparent reason??

Can you?

Can you?

Give up?

Want me to tell you?

Okay…here goes:

IT’S MENA SUVARI!!!!!!! Can you believe??? No one’s sure WHY she did it…. But, she did it! What do you think? Yay, or nay? (……and, I thought MY new UGGERS haircut was short!)

USHER AND TAMEKA FOSTER ARE MARRIED

Last week, they were canceling their wedding! And, now, they gone and done it in a simple lil ceremony. So, SORRY GORGEOUSES, Usher’s officially TAKIN. And, by the way, Tameka is, like, 5 months preggers! Coo! Congrats to the happy couple!

ADAM SANDLER AND HIS CUTIE DAUGHTER

OY! I don’t know who’s cuter: daddy Sandler or oy-oy 15-month old daughter Sadie Madison. I say Sadie because of those pudgy lil legs and the curls! OY! She’s preshuss! I LOVE Adam…!

REESE WITHERSPOON AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL ARE BACK ON, LOOKS LIKE!

Amid apparently false rumours that Reese and RYAN PHILLIPPE are trying to reconcile (they’re not, though, Gorgeouses; their peeps say they’re just jogging, etc., together because they want to be close for their kids), here are REESE AND JAKE together in her car! HOT couple! Supposedly, they broke up. What-EVS! They definitely don’t want us to know they’re together…. BUT, here they are outside Jake’s home, and ON THEIR WAY to Reese’s? They try, BUT, THEY CAN’T FOOL US! And, we love it……..!

Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o TMZ.

BIG BROTHER: IS ERIC DOOMED?

We LOVES Dick and Daniele here at Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip, but we also LOVES ERIC! But, it looks like our funny witty smart adorable Eric is in BIG BROTHER trouble! How’s he going to "weasel" (as Daniele would say) his way out of this? And, should he just give up his run as "America’s Player" to get out of this — like, by admitting he casted those mysterious votes because America told him to? If he doesn’t, he’s pretty much DOOMED…. WAHHH! And, WHO sent out that cheaty airplane banner? That, like, KILLED Eric (never mind WAHHHHHHMBER).

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE SAYS GOOD BY TO THE B-KIDZ

I LOVED, these two. They both have such great personalities, and their dancing = so WOW. But, I guess they had to go. Because Danny or Sabra have to win. Oh well. Too bad anyone has to go. I actually thought Nick NEIL should have gone — because I thought he slaughtered Mia Michaels’ father-daughter dance….

Pretty song…. But, this is NOT my favourite Mia Michaels routine, and I think it’s because Nick NEIL didn’t make it work. What’s my favourite Mia Michaels routine EVAH, you ask? THIS THIS THIS (from last season) — with Travis and Heidi:

LOVE LOVE LOVED EVERYTHING about this dance. So much that I REMEMBER it still!

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Love!

xo Haley-O