Last week we were talking about how our kids mangle everyday words for our sheer amusement! I forgot about one though.
Lately, Will has been getting down with all things electronic. Whether it’s Wags, the singing dog from the Wiggles; his new cash register and scanner (which comes with food…sadly, he picks up the pop bottle and calls it ‘mommy’s beer’ uh oh); or his ‘animals at the zoo dbd’. But the favourite…and by FAR the most annoying of all of these…(thank YOU Auntie Suzie)…is his pee-pee.
Yup – his pee-pee….not mommy’s pee-pee which he isn’t allowed to touch. Confused? Let me add to it…Did you know mommy’s pee-pee is biiiiiiigggggg (say it in a deep voice with a screwed up face)?
His pee-pee? Is a little, orange, square of hell known as his computer. Two years from now? This thing will be golden! He’ll learn his numbers and letters and have a great time. Right now? I believe it’s satan’s messenger delivered to pay me back for all the ‘loud and fun toys’ that I bought my nieces, nephews and friends kids. All Will can do is turn the thing on and off – so I’m greeted over and over again with the same greeting and jingle and I’m left with ‘bye bye’ – over and over again….ARGHARGHAHAHA
So while I go out of mind with this toy computer….how would you like to win a real one?
Like a really biiiiiiiiiggggggggg pee-pee? How about a Samsung laptop – loaded up with MS Office 2010? Just join UrbanMoms and enter here! How awesome would a new computer be to start off the school year? And something tells me, it doesn’t sing to you or say good-bye when you turn it off! Perfect!!!
This is Mommy’s biiiigggggg pee-pee with our pals Murray, Jeff, Anthony and arg…who is the other one???
yes but WHY???
My oldest had that computer too & after he mastered the whole on & off thing he figured out how to change it from English to Spanish. And then it found it’s way to Goodwill.
OMG – sounds like we all have the same laptop. Does it say “Let’s Go Home” a lot??
sounds very, very familiar….
Will’s laptop must be the same as Mia’s. The little red V-Tech one, and Mia does the same thing as Will. She just turns it on and off so she can hear the chirpy female voice say “bye bye!”
It’s Greg.
Or the less hotter, newer yellow Wiggle – Sam.
From the looks of it and the Wiggles episodes permanently etched into my brain – that’s Greg. And chef Paul. Who was a member of Crowded House. He died a few years ago. Hung himself. sad.
WOW.
Why don’t you use that bunch of useless information for tomorrow’s WTF Wednesday…
Ha!!! I was expecting a completely different blog post! Poor daycare teachers must be confused by the pee-pee talk;)