Apparently, my favourite body part is my butt crack.
Well, it should be because I flaunt it everywhere I go.
Bend down to pick up The Boy’s paci? Hello Butt Crack!
Clean crumbs off the highchair seat? Butt Crack.
Reach over the side of the couch to pick up a ball from his ball popper? Plumbers butt.
Take The Boy out or put The Boy into his car seat? Butt Crack Heaven.
I never realized how much my butt crack showed until The Boy became a toddler. Now, with all the bending over, picking up, and maneuvering I have to do on a regular basis, my butt crack has become familiar with all people, places, and things in my life. Even my poor brother-in-laws were subjected to my butt crack while working on my back patio this evening. Poor kids- scarred for life I’m sure.
I guess I’m just going to make peace with my butt crack because I don’t know how to cover it up. I have yet to find a pair of jeans that can cover my crack to my satisfaction. Even most dress pants don’t make the grade. I am constantly aware that my butt crack is being displayed for all those folks out there who dare to look my way while I’m doing any type of physical movement. Short of “mom jeans”, I guess my butt crack is here to stay. Lucky world!
The upside? Everyone gets to see the underwear I spend so much money on. It really is pretty. Oh, and the added bonus since having The Boy? A little bit of muffin top- just to really make people want to stand up and enjoy my butt crack:)
Haha, we need more of them so we don’t look so odd! I was eating dinner with my girlfriends just recently and it was one of those stupid chairs with gaps in the back, so there i was eating and talking without a clue my whole ass was in full view of everyone in the restaurant. Only when one of my girlfriends came back from the toilets did she burst out laughing and inform me 3 inches of my crack was visible! I was embarassed but at least no one was complaining 😉 Tell me you have had an experience like this haha.
I’m always glad to be meeting fellow “butt crack girls”;)
LOL omg! hilarious 🙂 but (haha) butt crack is a serious problem, i have it too everyone laughs at me and calls me ‘butt crack girl’ which is why i loved this blog. i cant help it showing though, ive tried all pants, belts, underwear, shirts my plumbers crack always hangs out so i guess we just have to embrace it haha.
This got me cracking, such a fun read to brighten my day. Oh, you’re so funny.
Am gonna be following this blog, you’ve got a new convert.