Hi Gorgeouses!
I’m watching Britain’s Next Top Model right now, and it SUCKS compared to America’s — which goes to show how much the show NEEDS Tyra, etc., etc.. Boooooring. On to gossip: Lindsay Lohan is SCREWED; Paris finds reason to smile; Sheryl Crow shows off the new babe; Rosie quit The View; Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova DIVORCED; and, MORE!
check it!!!!!
IT TOTALLY SUCKS TO BE LINDSAY LOHAN
So much for her stint in rehab. Lindsay Lohan was BUSTED for DRUNK DRIVING. Above? A pic of her Mercedes after she crashed into a tree. What’s WORSE? When cops inspected her car, they found COCAINE. She is SCREWED. I think (maybe) we’ve seen the end of Lindsay Lohan. Sponsors have already pulled out of deals with her (i.e., Svedka Vodka). After the wreck she was treated in the hospital for minor injuries. Is this the wake-up call Lindsay needs? …as if she hasn’t had enough wake up calls? Has she finally hit rock bottom? How many days in jail…? Whatever the case, things couldn’t be any worse for Lindsay. So, if you’re having a bad Monday? Just think of Lindsay. It’ll make you feel better. ‘Cuz she’s FO SHO having a worse day than you are….
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
ROSIE QUIT
She’s outtie…. Rosie O’Donnell will not be returning to The View — even though she is under contract until June 20. In response to her early exit, ABC stated,
We
had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract
three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an
early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous
contribution to "The View" and wish her well.:
Barbara Walter’s kept things cordial and professional, too:
I
brought Rosie to the show. Rosie contributed to one of our most
exciting and successful years at "The View." I am most appreciative.
Our close and affectionate relationship will not change.
And, Rosie offered this statement:
I’m extremely grateful. It’s been an amazing year and I love all three women.
What do you think, Gorgeouses? Do you think Rosie’s running away? Or, is she making a statement? Do you think she’s doing the right thing by leaving The View early — immediately after her heated argument with Elisabeth?
Oh, and ALL YOU GORJ ROSIE LOVERS, you’re going to love this: After the fight, The View‘s head writer, Janette Barber, was escorted out of the building because….SHE WAS DRAWING MUSTACHES ON POSTERS OF ELISABETH!!!!!!!!!! Hee!
SHERYL CROW SHOWS OFF THE NEW BABE!
Awww?! How cute are they? Sheryl’s positively glowing (and I LOVE her style…). Wyatt’s beautiful. Lucky little guy!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
PARIS FINDS CUTE & FLUFFY REASON TO SMILE
(This piece was contributed by Minden, my FABULOUS research assistant.)
I love my mommy soooo much. And, I love myself. And, I love Paris’s new black kitten. Here she is taking him home after she went to the gym. I think kitty’s supposed to make her feel better before going to jail. Look at the picture: she’s actually smiling for once! Could she be taking kitty to jail with her? My mommy tells me they allow some criminals to have kitties in jail. If this is the case, then you heard it HERE first! FROM ME MINDEN! I love myself soooooooo much. But, I love my mommy the most. She’s cheaty and I love her. And, I love myself. But, I love my mommy the most. And, I love cookies. These are my faves:
Photo of Paris and kitty, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS AND ANNA KORNIKOVA = DUNZO!!!
To borrow one of my monkey’s favourite phrases…"bye guys!", Enrique and Anna are DUNZO. Enrique recently told a Swedish magazine, Astonbladet, that he’s single and on the prowl! Coincidentally (or…not), he has a new album coming out next month….
CLOSEUP OF KINGSTON! WARNING: CUTENESS AHEAD BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP WARNING BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Baby Kingston turned 1 year old on May 26, 2007. Gwen, Gav and the grandparents celebrated in NYC (SoHo). Now, how ADORABLE IS HE!? Check his shirt: "GOOD LIFE BEGINS AT 1!" Leave it to Gwen to have
a 1-year-old stylin’ and profilin’ in an authentic Trico Field tee.
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.
Anyone know when Joshua Morrow (Nick) is coming back to Y&R? I can’t enjoy the show until he’s back. The show is NOTHING to me until he’s back. Anyone know? Anyone…? Anyone….?
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XO Haley-O!
What do you exepted from Kingston, with two handsome parents like that??
I though Anna and Enrique were through a long time ago!!!
What do you exepted from Kingston, with two handsome parents like that??
I though Anna and Enrique were through a long time ago!!!
Rosie had no ground to stand on.. so why stay.
I think it was running.
kingston is super cute…but what’s up with his hair????
FOR SHAME LINDSAY!when will the so-called “beautiful people” learn that they can’t just do stupid shite and get away with it? paris only loves her kitty becasuse its small when it gets bigger than her chihuahua she’ll get rid of it.so when is she going to BRAT CAMP?aww the rossdales are one good looking fam.sheryl looks so happy with her baby.another celeb marriage flushed down the toilet.
Paris will be done with that kitten as soon as it is a cat. She’s all about the cuteness factor. Can you see her out with a full grown cat in her arms??? Not likely.
I’m not gonna touch the Rosie thing. It just obviously was not a good fit.
Kingston is SO cute on his b-day!
Congrats Sheryl!
Young people with too much fame and fortune (Paris, Brittany, Lindsay, etc.)=Self-Destruction
I can’t find a damn thing about Nicholas other than he did sign on for another 5 years…if that even is true. I agree we need him back.
wow. Such good gossip today. Kingston is adorable. Seriously – adorable. I love his baby face. And the t-shirt is too cute.
Poor poor Lindsey. I feel for her. But drinking and driving sucks. Dumb. Especially when you have “people”.
But, I love little Wyatt. So cute.
I stayed away from the Rosie thing last week, but now I have to say something. What she did on the show (I have only seen the clips posted here, so if this is inaccurate, please excuse me) was unprofessional and irresponsible. While I wholeheartedly agree with her politics on this matter, I do not agree with bringing what was obviously a personal issue into the public eye on a national television show. Now, by leaving early, she is trying to make a statement, but in fact is simply denying anyone the right to make a response. It’s like someone making a statement, then hanging up the phone to prevent a retort. Very disappointing.
Yep, Lindsey SHOULD be screwed…time will tell. I’m a little jaded, & still wondering how many days Paris will actually spend in jail. Rosie needed to leave, but yes – she’s running. It’s always someone else’s fault as far as she’s concerned. Sheryl looks happy. Nice… & the ‘Rosdale’s’? They’re just awesome. And ALL very nice looking!!