I don’t know about you, but my kids sure must be popular! I can’t say I blame folks for liking them; my aim in raising them is to end up with some likeable offspring. However, the number of birthday parties to which they’re invited is starting to be a bit of a problem. Like a financial problem. As in I may need to sell one of those likeable offspring in order to pay for all the birthday gifts for parties the others are invited to.