Hi Gorgeouses,
I’ve had quite the week of scoping out a mom-and-tot program for January, and then NURSERY (huh? wha?) for September 2007. I finally chose the schools I like and gave them my money.
All this school stuff — decisions, decisions — is overwhelming and costly. I know, it’s just the beginning. I hope I made the right decisions. I think the monkey will be happy, and that’s what counts. All I know is that, no matter what, I’m going to be doing a lo-hot of driving to and fro….
She did not nap today. Well, she napped once in the car, which doesn’t count because I was driving, and driving isn’t "me-time"!
Enough kvetching. Let’s get this pawty stawted! CHECK IT!:
AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: ANCHAL GETS THE BOOT(IE)
Stunning, stunning photo of Anchal, and it’s probably the best shot they got of any of the girls in the wind tunnel. Nonetheless, it was no surprise that she went home this week. She’s been very insecure about her weight, and this has clearly affected her photos and performance in general. She was too self-conscious. Alas. She was lovely and gorj and had potential. Sigh…but the "plus-size" candidate never gets very far in ANTM, evah.
BRIT BRIT AFTER THE BREAKUP
The photos above are of Brit Brit leaving Sony Music Studio in NYC early in the am. Looks like we can expect some new music from the new Britney! But, Gorgeouses, what’s up with this get-up? The micromini, the inability to walk in those slammin’ shoes, and the wedding ring (which she’s still wearing, according to Splash News). But, that hat! Obviously, she’s still sharing Federslime’s wardrobe….Ugh!
Federslime’s apparently fighting Brit’s request for full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. But, this is arguably because he wants a more lucrative divorce settlement. Slimeball. He’s basically screwed, though — the prenup is iron clad. Who’d have thought he could ever be more of a joke than he’s always been? Amazing. Simply amazing….
VIOLET AFFLECK!
Awwww, BOOBIE! So DELISHUSS! And, look how happy. LOVE! Omigosh.
KITTY LOVE!
Photos c/o X17 Online.
I’m so elated by this news. LOVE KITTIES. Check it:
You know you LOVE him, too…. Minden. His name is Minden. Just look at that face….awww…BOOBIE!
JUDE LAW RUNNING TO PREVENT PARKING TICKET
Running to beat a parking ticket is a normal-person type of thing to do. But that cardigan and those shoes are not for the normal person. Wearing them together? Is for the insane.
GWEN STEFANI SHOULD NOT DESIGN BABY CLOTHES
This is Gwen Stefanie doing her best Grace Jones, apparently. And, that hat on Kingson? Not cute! Not even the cutest baby — ‘cept maybe the Cheaty Monkey — could pull this off…! Gwen has to hold back on fashionizing* her son. HOLD BACK!
*I’m not exactly sure what fashionizing means. I think I made it up….But, you get the point….
BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT….
…Wentworth on the set of Prison Break….
…Wentworth crying….
…Wentworth looking hhhhhot in shades….
Photos of Wentworth c/o Just Jared.
Best Jeff narration-of-challenge in Survivor history: "Jonathan [pause] frustrated by me."
Biggest moron in Survivor history: Mutineer Jonathan — literally destroyed himself by mutinying. Discuss.
The Fall finale of LOST! Omigosh. I don’t even watch the show; but I watched this episode, and I think I might be hooked. It was totally fawesome. Evangeline Lilly is totally unbelievably gorj, and Canadian. Niiice!
Don’t forget to come visit me at The Cheaty Monkey, and say hi!
xo Haley-O
Anchal was getting on my nervous being so self-contious… but its hard not to be when photographers and people are telling her “suck it in girl!” grief… no wonder anorexia is so bad in our culture.
I didnt even consider her plus-size.
The other girls were just extra skinny 🙂
Why does Brit cut her hair after each baby and dye it back blonde?
She did that last go around hehe.
Oh and I have been watching LOST since day one. Im so hooked… even though it seems to just drag on… and on… and on!
Ah, now I can go to bed with visions of Wentworth dancing in my head.
It’s about time freckles did the nasty with one of her two hotties! Sawyer was the right choice.
Just confirms that Jude is seriously blechy. Brit – yikes…she has to get K-Fed out of her system and fast! I like Kingston’s hat! Very cute. Glad to see you watchin’ LOST. My absolute fave show!
hey…i thought you were done with survivor…:)
i think jonathan was stupid. but he panicked. his ally jumped ship. seriously…he would have been in trouble had he stayed…so, he probably thought he hd a better shot on the other tribe…
seriously…jude’s cardigan? what the hell is that????
tell me i didn’t see brit wearing a hat with a pompom on top of it?who dresses that girl?the afflecks are so cute together.nicoles cats legs are bigger than her arms.why does the papparazi insist on taking pics of her?i’m tired of looking at her.whats with that cardigan judes wearing?i love lost that is such a great show.
Re: Survivor – I also loved the play-by-play with Jeff. And I’m going to mention this on every comment about last night episode (basically here and Ali’s): when Sundra said winning the RC was the “happiest she has ever been” I immediately thought to myself: OK… young single girl without a lot of life experience and then we learn SHE HAS A KID! So let’s just get this straight: birth of child/first words/first steps >> not as big as winning a muffin on Survivor!
Re: Lost – easily the best written show on television; welcome aboard.
Hadn’t heard about Nicole’s cat…wow. Brit dressed skank even before K-Fed, but yep – longer dresses, NO hats please. Affleck fam? Cute. And I LIKE Kingston’s hat….seriously. Jude? blech.
Yeah, what’s with Brit’s chapeau, it is so Fed-Ex it’s not funny!
Nicole definitely looks healthier when she covers up the skin! She probably weighs the same but at least we can’t count see bones protruding anywhere.