Hi Gorgeouses!
So, how ’bout those grammies! I don’t have pics today — like, cuz the Grammies are still going on right now as I’m writing. Go Carrie Underwood! But, just wait till Friday. I’ll have a good rundown for you. What I do have for you is some Jeremy Piven, a fashion faux pas that will make you feel FABtastic about yourself, Jess still rockin’ the ‘do, Tori pregger pics, VIDEO — Justin Timberlake’s video with Scarlett (the apparent reason for the demise of his and Cam’s relationship), and MORE!
I do not feel great speculating about ANNA NICOLE SMITH’S death. The latest rumour is that Danielynn is the daughter of Anna Nicole’s late husband — the result of artificial insemination with his frozen sperm…. For details on the very suggestive contents of Anna Nicole’s refrigerator, see TMZ.com‘s latest article, and for the results of the autopsy, see here.
Now…check it!!!!!
JEREMY PIVEN: NOT WITH MELROSE!!!!
I don’t know who this woman is. No one’s sure right now. But, it’s not MELROSE. That’s all I need to know. There’s no way SHE’S stealing my man! As an aside, though, who’s dressing Jeremy? He looks like he’s one of those "YMCA" men (the Village People? yeah…) in that hat and that girlie jacket…. Not his best look….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHO THIS IS!!!!!! (Click to enlarge at your own risk….)
Any guesses? I cannot believe my eyes. It’s, like, OH, MA, GAWSH!
And, the CAMEL TOE, to boot!!! Mischa Mischa MISCHA!!!!!!
Even this Versace dress (which she wore to the Rodeo Drive Walk of Style the other day) looks like arse on her. Stay AWAY FROM THE MINIS, MISCHA! Or, if you insist on wearing them, go hire yourself Carrie Underwood’s personal trainer ASAP.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
STILL LOVIN’ THE BRUNETTE!
GORJ! Going brunette is Jess’s best career/life move yet. She looks exquisite (love that word), glowing.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
AHHHH, THE BELOVED THIRD TRIMESTER
Poor thing. S’okay, Tor, we feel your bloat….
Photo, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
THE VIDEO THAT BROKE THEM UP
Scarlett and Justin (LOVE JUSTIN LATELY!!! Did you SEE him on the keyboard tonight? The little dude’s playing an instrument, now! A regular Chris Martin!) are, like, SO ON! So much for Jessica Biel…. She was a distractor, I suppose. Anyway, Scarlett went incognito to Justin’s pre-grammy party at Avalon. She snuck out inconspicuously just before the show ended…..HAWTNESS….
GAHHHHHHHHH!
Check out Tyra at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy’s bash. EYELASHES!!!!!!!! Horrifying. Simply. Horrifying.
And? Whaddup widdiss dress?!:
Uggers!!!!!
Alright. I’m outtie. You liking the Grammys? Seriously? I think this is the best Grammys I can remember. I’m loving the performances. JT? Fab! Carrie Underwood singing Desperado? Sick! Ummm…did I hear that right? Is Scarlett Johansson recording "her first album"? That should be interesting….I’m not a huge Mary J. Blige fan, but I’m happy for her. She seems nice enough. GO DIXIE CHICKS!!!!! Did John Mayer not bring Jessica to the Grammys? I heard she was going as his date? Oh well. I’m hitting the hay now. I’m still dizzy from that weird self-filming thing Justin Timberlake did during his performance; it totally made him look oily.
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LOVE! xo Haley-O
What was with the whole camera thing? Seemed like he was sending Cam a message to me. I was a balloon like Tori too, not “glowing”
Hey, I can’t post comments since the big switch on cheaty monkey, is it a bug on my end?
And I hope you don’t Haley!! That might be a reason why I don’t follow a lot of the fashion thing on muyself!!
did you figure out who that girl is with Mr. Piven? She looks totally familiar, and now I will not rest until I figure out who she is.
ALI — I KNOW! Whaddup widdat!!! Tres disappointing!
LD — Ha! he totally waxes those things! We’ve all been there. Well, us lucky ones anyway….It’s crazy that Tyra’s like worst dress (other than Mischa) constantly….
JEN — Here’s hoping flat-ass pants aren’t in because I cannot pull that off…. And, no seriously because that’s taking it A BIT TOO FAR! Can you believe!? And, no. No way Cam cheated on him. She’s in LURVE with Justin completely totallly.
LAV — I saw that he was into Alyssa, too. I guess he’s enjoying the single life? Lederhosen…TOTALLY! Good one! Not sure how it’s spelled, either. But that says it!
JILL — I’m sorry to say, but, yeah. If Tyra can’t do make up, we’re all in trouble. Hopefully, those visibly fake all-over-the-place eyelashes aren’t the new trend because I just can’t do that to myself!
TUGGY — Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Grammys. Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Grammys. YOU CHOSE EXTREME MAKEOVER HOME EDITION!!!??? What’s wrong with you, girl? 😉 LOVE!
LES — Ahhh…the Fred Flinstone feet. That was moi, too. And, the bloated face. It was bliss. Pure bliss. 😉
Love the dark on Jessica but her skintone looks a bit off? Is is the dark hair or gleaming whiteness of her teeth?
Mischa WTF? Hello camel toe!
Poor poor Tori! I feel her pain, I had Fred Flintstone feet with both pregnancies, not so much bloat in the face, thank goodness!
Has Mischa done anything lately besides dress badly? I like Jess better with dark hair, but not THAT dark – have these people not heard of highlights? Tori looks ready to go…is it soon? Didn’t watch the grammys…Extreme Makeover Home Edition was awesome!
Your Darling looks gay!!
Did Mischa goal after quitting THe OC was to gain weight??? But not all over her body??? She usee to have great legs!!
Jess is still looking good in that colour!!
At least Tory looks like a normal person…but still not use to see her like that!!
There is still hope for me and make-up(I almost never wear some, cuz can’t put it right!!)!! But if Tyra can’t put it right, shouldn’t that bad for me!!
(Didn’t have time to watch justin!!)
haley i couldn’t have said it better.Y.M.C.A.so is mischa wearing some kind of lederhausen(not sure how to spell that)so,is,that like a built in chair on the back of that yellow dress?jessica looks so pretty with brown hair.wow is tori ever bloated.yikes.so i read recently that justin the slut was with alyssa milano too.what a dog.i am speechless.don’t know what to say about tyra.i love her but whoa….
So…the video…does that mean that Cameron cheated? What goes around comes around? The whole thing?
MISCHA – UGGERS! I really, really hope that doesn’t mean that high-waisted, flat-ass pants are coming BACK…please NO!
Oh man! I love Justin but what was with that video camera thing. Weird. No one looks good that close up. Though good to know he waxes his eyebrows.
Also, Tori Spelling. Ugh. Look at the double chin! It’s kind of funny – in the I’ve been there kind of way.
And Tyra???? I don’t get her. I love ANTM, but she has no sense of fashion. She’s way overdone. Geez!
i think i wore jeremy piven’s outfit yesterday. i’m so not even joking…even down to the hat!