Hi Gorgeouses,
LOOK AT ME!!!
That, my GORGEOUS friends, is your host right now — stain-on-boob, swollen hands and nose, uggers short haircut, and all….
Sooooo, I beg you…. PLEASE BEAR WITH ME! I’m almost 37 weeks preggers, and I’m totally losing steam, in a THICK FOG. I hate admitting that, but I am. Plus, it’s 40 degrees out over here…. Anyway, I want you to know that I LOVE your comments and emails. LOVE LOVE LOVE! But, I’m very slow to respond — if I get around to it at all. I want you to know, though, that I really appreciate and enjoy every little thing you say. And, I will do my best to stay on my toes. I just have to be honest with you. I’m sucking in that department right now. BUT, it’s more, like, so much….– UCH!!!-Omigosh-SO-ANNOYING, I’m watching FashionCares right now, and Mya is performing, and I happen to think she’s SO USELESS…. Apparently, I’m not only tired but bitchy, too. But, seriously…Mya? No charisma. Not a fan. FLIP! I think MTV’s Newport Harbour is on, anyway. LOVE!
Exhausted and foggy as I am, THE GOSSIP MUST GO ON! SO….. I’m just going to go eat a mango first. Yum. Hold a few secs, thanks…… NOW….
check it!!!
OMYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYMYGARSH!!!!!!!! CLIVE!!!
Here’s…, oh my GARSH, CLIVE OWEN at the Miss Sixty fashion show (with Hilary Swank and Demi Moore, but whatevs)!!! I seriously can’t HANDLE it. Seriously. Check these pics while I go take a cold shower or freak out around my house or kiss my pillow or something…. (Click the pics to enlarge ’em — I know I would….)
Oh, LOOK, he claps! Awwww!? LOVE!
Is Demi making a move for my man, though? She’s all over him in these pics with the jokes and stuff — why not talk to Hilary?! Sheesh. Whatevs. He’s mine. ACTUALLY, and don’t tell anyone I said this because it may ruin my Clive-obsessed image. One of the things I love about Clive is that he’s a devoted family man. You don’t get too many candid pics of him out and about. He keeps mostly to himself and out of the spotlight. His wife’s ONE LUCKY WOMAN (in so VERY many MANY ways…).
Photos with MANY thanks, c/o Splash.
BRITNEY WILL BE PERFORMING AT SUNDAY’S MTV AWARDS….
Baby GIMME MOH GIMME MOH GIMME BARFFFFF! It’s finally confirmed. She’ll be performing this gross Gimme More comeback song at the awards. WAIT! She’s going to OPEN the freaking show. And, she’s getting tons of support and kudos — especially with Criss Angel somehow involved in the performance. It’s apparently going to be AWESOME. Fab. Can’t wait. It’s so gonna suck dirty lollipops (Brit’s favourite…*). So, just, EW. That’ll be me the whole time: "ew ew ew ew ew."
*It’s true, here’s what Extra says about Brit’s lollis:
It’s a diet secret. Insiders tell us she recently received a
shipment of Hoodia lollipops, which suppress the appetite and supply an
energy boost.
Sooooooo not surprising….
JOHNNY DEPP IS HOTTTTT (I KNOW, GREAT HEADLINE, SO ORIGINAL AND INVENTIVE…. LAAAAAME-O)
(This is for you, Tuggy. Thinking of you at this extremely difficult time….)
Here’s Johnny in Venice — there to award Tim Burton
with the Golden Lion Lifetime Acheivement Award. Whether dressed down (as he arrived), or dressed up (as he presented), Depp is BEYOND. How can one not LOVE this man. Any Gorgeous not lovin’ Johnny? Curious because think impossible is.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
HALLE IS SHOWING BIG-TIME!
There’s that baby bump we’ve all been waiting for! She must be more than just 3 months along. As expected, she looks great.
MISCHA DRESSING LIKE CARP STILL
At first, I thought, WOW, Mischa Barton looks GORJ! LOVE the makeup, the skin, the hair, even the shirt. But, THEN. What’s with the JEANS! Too LOW. Unflatteringly low. Too tight. Unflatteringly tapered. And, THOSE SHOES with THOSE JEANS?? Ugh. So much for that. The girl can’t put herself together. Period. NOTE: as I say this, I wear the uggersest nightie EVAH! Hee. But, I’m preggers and it’s hot in here, so I have excuses.
SPEAKING OF BAD DRESSING…. CHECK THIS BRAND NEW OFFENDER!!!!
Yikes! What was Cameron Diaz thinking when she got dressed this morning. Maybe she was thinking "Mischa Barton"…. UG-GERS! (And, she usually dresses adorably!)
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
IN HONOUR OF NYC FASHION WEEK, CHECK THIS FOOTAGE OF GWENNY’S LAMB SHOW
I totally respect her as a designer, whether or not I’d wear the clothes. Total artist. How ’bout you, Gorgeouses? Do you like Gwen Stefani, The Designer?
LUCIANO PAVAROTTI HAS DIED….
The legendary Luciano Pavarotti has died at 71 years old. He died in his home in Modena, (northern) Italy from pancreatic cancer. In an email to The Associated Press, Pavarotti’s manager offered the following statement:
The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer
which eventually took his life…. In fitting with the approach
that characterized his life and work, he remained positive until
finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness.
You will be missed, Luciano Pavarotti….
HOLY BIG BROTHER TONIGHT!!!
SPOILER ALERT!!!
Can you believe BOTH Jessica and Eric are GONZO IN ONE NIGHT? Insanity! Was it the right decision for Dick and Danielle to make, do you think, Gorgeouses? In a way, I guess it was the right decision because Jameka took the "deal with the devil," as Dick so perfectly put it, and Zach is practically IN LOVE with Danielle and refuses to go back on his word to "his group." So, yeah, I’m thinking Dick and Danny did the right thing. I just really wanted to see all my fave players in the final four: Eric, Jess, Dick and Danielle. Oh well. Danielle’s a bit annoying already. I’m routing for DICK to win. Surprised?? (wink wink!)
Eric said "I love you" to Jess…. Awwww! It might actually be true love between the two of them! Cute!
Want more Cheaty? Check it — at THE CHEATY MONKEY!
I love your comments and will definitely try to comment back when I can. LOVE.
xo Haley-O
Agree completely with SciFi Dad. What was Zach thinking? Oh right, we’re talking about Zach. Love, love, love that he put up both Dick and Daniele tonight. Sorry, I know your feelings for Dick. Eeeewww! ;o)
I like what I saw form the LAMB fashion show, even if some are too short for me to wear!!
Oh yah…I loved the song “Perhaps Love” with Luciano Pav and John Denver when I was a kid. And now they’re both dead. I’m getting old.
Don’t know if I can continue to watch BB8 anymore…really didn’t want that to happen. That and my Carly Rae gone in one week…OMG. I sound incredibly pathetic.
Love the baby belly!
johnny depp wow!!!!thats all i have to say.
too funny…i didn’t know you wrote about mischa too. there’s nothing right about that get-up – not even the make-up. ew.
I agree – Halle looks way further along than 3 months for a first pregnancy. It must be hard to be a celebrity and pregnant. But, she looks great.
I’ll actually watch Brit. It should be interesting. And, great news about the lollipops. I have to admit I would try them 🙂
It is so sad about Brit, she just looks so dirty and out of it all the time. I know you can’t really pass judgement without knowing all the circumstances, but it there ever was someone crying out for help it is her.
Great news about Halle though!
I realize we’re talking about Zach here, but if he had taken 2 seconds to think about it, he would have gone to Eric (or Jameka, although I got the sense he was closer with Eric) and said, “I veto your nomination, we take out Danielle.” Now it’s a F4 of Dick, Zach, Jameka, Eric – 4 people who have had equal success with competitions (as compared to competition mistress Dani), and 4 people without any really strong bonds. But again, we’re talking about Zach.