Hi Gorgeouses,
I feel like I’ve been writing all weekend. Sooo many blogs, so little time. Look out for my new one…coming THIS WEEK. More on that lates. Enough about me. Today we got: MTV MOVIE AWARDS highlights and winners; Paris going to the slammer; Jess Simpson laying low in my kind of garb; Prince Harry’s base; Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott PDA’ing it in London…; and MORE!
check it!!!
MTV MOVIE AWARDS!
Sacha Baron Cohen and WILL FERRELL (LOVE) kiss. OY! (ew?)
Sarah Silverman hosts. Niiice!
Rihanna and Jay Z perform Umbrella song. Totally bitchin’. Love.
And the winners?:
Best Villain: Jack Nicholson (The Departed)
Best Fight: Gerard Butler vs the Uber Immortal (300)
Best Kiss: Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen (Talladega Nights)
Breakthrough Performance: Jayden Smith (Pursuit Of Happyness)
Best Comedic Performance: Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat)
MTV Generation Award: Mike Myers
Best User Generated Spoof: United 300
Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet: Transformers
Best Performance: Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Best Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean
I love Johnny even more after his little acceptance speeches…. Just thought I’d let you know….
Some of the fashions?:
The Hideous….
From the wanna-be-pixie hair to the 80s style zebra dress with pink bra. HORRID-unattractive. Ick.
The Uggers….
Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Paris.
The I’m-too-sexy-for-myself…
Heidi Montag…loving her new breasts.
The hot….
Cameron (LEGS! and, looking SO much better as a blond), Lauren Conrad (because she can do no wrong in my books), Fergie (working the little black dress).
PARIS CHECKING IN TODAY (MONDAY)…IN STYLE
Paris is going to the slammer TODAY. And, she’s going in style. According to The New York Daily News, she has several very important beauty appointments scheduled before the big MEDIA craze surrounding her official send-off. Here’s the scoop:
Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.
It’s understood that the glamorous inmate-to-be plans to turn the perp
walk into a catwalk, and she wants the media to see her looking her
best.
"The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies," an insider says."Paris is a genius at marketing herself. She managed to turn having a
sex tape to her benefit, and she’s going to do the same out of going to
prison."But the pal observes: "It’s not just about marketing, it’s about making
money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the
payoff will be greater."Hilton is also said to have decided to write a prison diary during her
23-day sentence, for publication upon release. (No doubt Oscar Wilde’s
"Ballad of Reading Gaol" is one of her inspirations.)
People have to STOP calling Paris a "genius" in any capacity. There is NOTHING genius about Paris. Oscar Wilde? Yes. Paris. NO. I will NOT be reading Paris’s book. I WILL be posting pics of Paris’s GLAM entry into jail — but that doesn’t mean I think she’s anything near genius. I just think it’s funny. And, NO NO NO: contrary to what Nicky Hilton says, this is NOT simply a "traffic violation" that Paris is being punished for. IDIOT. DUI is a crime. People who do it are NOT COOL. Paris should be ashamed for committing this crime, and not freaking glamming it all up to make another MINT. Bitches! Hate!
PRINCE HARRY’S NEW HOME
A far cry from the royal life…. This is the Canadian military base in which Harry and his unit are believed to be stationed. It’s on a large expanse of prairie — ideal for gun firing practice. Stay safe, Har.
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
SEAL OUT AND ABOUT
Methinks Seal is sexy…. That’s all.
Photo, with thanks, c/o buzzfoto.
JESSICA SIMPSON COVERS UP
Is it me? Or does Jessica not look SO much better au naturel and COVERED UP? Remember this?:
SO much better in sweats and no makeup! TOTALLY better post John…. S’all good.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
DO YOU PDA?
Check Tori Spelling and her hubby Dean McDermott totally making out in public in a London cafe! Nice to see Tori has a sex drive so soon after having her baby boy! Seriously, it’s nice to see.
Ooo baby! I guess they really are in love…. Now, your turn: do you PDA (Public Display Affection)?
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
ITSY BITSY BRIT BIKINI!
Could Brit’s bikini BE any itsy-bitsyer? NO! Oy.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
Check the new trend: Bracelet-Under-Shoulder. You saw it here first, Gorgeouses!:
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xo Haley-O!
Forget about the stars…are you on your way to becoming our own star? ie. Slice promo? do tell…can’t wait to hear more on your new blog
Cameron looks awesome with any hair colour, her body is the best! I luv Jess, luv how she can bum around in those sweats and still look so pretty; luv Sarah Silverman – she makes me roll!!!
Jess needs to cover up more, but not total FRUMP. I like Cameron with darker hair, but not BLACK. But wow, those legs…. Love Sarah – & she totally got Paris; who snuck into jail late last night…
Monkey the fashionista – NICE. When is she starting her own line? 😉
LOVE me some Johnny…of course.
Oh, I almost forgot – Sasha Baron Cohen is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
I think I am one of the few who actually like Tori & Dean. I don’t like how they came to be together, but hey, they are actors and most actors are a bit effed up…i’m just saying. 🙂 Anyhow, I think any married couple that can stay this hot for eachother, pregnancy or not, gets major kudos!
I hate Sara Silverman…she makes me a nervous wreck when I watch her.
Loved Cameron Diaz’s dress…well actually not the dress so much as her legs! She has the best legs in the business!! The best form of revenge (against JT & Jessica Biel) is to look fabulous and boy did she do that!
That doesn’t even look like Heidi!! Wow, that new nose does make a difference. I haven’t decided whether it is for the better or not. The boobs…def not for the better in my book!
I love LC!
Jessica looks like crap! I love her, but this is not a good look!
Britney – puke, barf, hurlllllllllllllllllllll!!!
love it! i’m so tired of paris and her prison rants…just serve your time already! please post paris in prison stuff…have to read it on your blog b/c there’s no way i can buy the book! i missed the mtv awards – bummer. hope it’s replayed.
paris should be so ashamed of herself.and just like her to make money off of the situation.jessica does look better covered up.and cam is so pretty blonde.i think dean and tori are cute.they look so happy.oh britney didn’t your mommy tell you its icky to wear dental floss in public?and i so love the bracelet up high like that.best place to wear it.
My goodness, what that Posh Spice posing as a zebra?? I will admit I would read a Paris prison diary, you know, pay a $1 for it or something. And Britt’s ass, egads, wear some boy shorts!
I hear that Prince Harry is at the Suffield base near Brooks, Alberta!!! (I may need to take a day trip there…)
Tori isn’t so photogenic, is she?
ALI — I’ll have more of a commentary on Wed (by then more pics available). I’ll get Jess’s dress and review…! I NEVER think Fergie looks good — but her legs are da bomb! I thought she looked great FOR HER. And, of course we differ again, I think cam looks much better as a blond — so bright, etc.
LD– So true about Jessica Simpson. She can’t seem to get the idea of moderation. Either can I, though, so I understand…. 🙂
what did you think of jessica biel’s outfit? yay or nay?
ew. i thought Fergie looked nasty. is it just me or was everyone just a wee bit skanked out?
also…i love Cameron as a brunette.
Okay, here’s what I don’t get about Jess. Either her clothes are WAYYYY too tight – or they are super super baggy. I do think she looks better with more clothes, of course!
Brit’s bikini. Ugggh. I hate thong bikinis (not underwear – I love the thong). It’s like why?? Once I went to a public pool and there was a woman there wearing a thong bikini. It looked ridiculous. Like, seriously, cover up a bit. The problem with bikinis is no matter how great your body is, they can make you look like crap.
And … the arm bracelet. Definitely high fashion!!!