So tired. Just got home from Montreal. 6-hour drive. Monkey slept for only one of em. Can barely open eyes. Am trying to watch The Amazing Race, but nothing’s registering (except for the "do horses smell fear?" line — okayyyy?!). So so exhausted. But. Must. Write. GOSSIP!
Check it!:
KATE HUDSON HAS SIX TOES?
I found this photo at a major Intergossip’s website, Perezhilton.com. Perez is apparently buying it. Do you buy it? I know 2 people who were born with 6 toes. Both of them had their toes removed at birth. If this photo is, indeed, what it looks like, why the hell didn’t Goldie and Mr. Hudson (forget his first name and two tired to google it) have her toe removed? Goldie sure has no shortage of plastic surgeons to call upon. In any case. Good on Kate for being proud of her uniqueness. Nothin’ wrong with being a little different.
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT LOOKING GOOD, AKA IT’S BLACK TURTLENECK TIME AGAIN! WOOHOO!
Photo c/o Splash News Online.
Of course, Jennifer Love looks hot, as intergossips have pointed out (in reference to this photo) — she’s wearing a black turtleneck. As far as I’m concerned, you just can’t go wrong with a black turtleneck. The black turtleneck is the number one good thing (on a very short list) about Canadian winters.
LINDSAY AND RUMOURED FIANCE, HARRY MORTON, CALL IT QUITS?
Photo c/o X17 Online.
Apparently, Lindsay’s wrist isn’t the only thing recently broken in her life. Rumours have it that she may also be suffering from a broken heart. Various sources say Harry (owner of the Pink Taco restaurant chain) broke up with her on Thursday at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. Sources say he broke up with her because "she was too much drama." The two had been dating since July 2, and the intergossips all thought they were going to be engaged! So much for that…. Go to People for full deets. (By the way, the photo of the two above was taken at Harry’s office, the day after the scene at the Chateau….Things are not lookin’ good….)
MATTHEW MCCAUNAGHEY BALDING
Perez is full of compliments lately….So, Matt is balding. He’s still hot to me. Sweet Calvins…. And, he’s apparently back with Penelope Cruz. Awwww…life is tough….
BABS! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Check out Babs, 64, in her (not at all) sexy black dress at the Clinton Global Initiative. I repeat: what was she thinking?
Photo and story c/o The Daily Mail.
PEOPLE ARE MEAN TO BABIES
Photos c/o Ohnotheydidnt / Live Journal.
Leave these innocent babies alone, dammit! They’re all beautiful, anyway. Freaking adorable. All of em.
GWYNETH LOOKS GOOD AND NORMAL
Photo c/o Just Jared.
Except for the tapered jeans, the too-short jacket and the split ends, I’m proud of Gwyneth. She looks normal, motherly. Moses is Ceeeee-ute! Love the robies (his wee shoesies…).
Well, friends, off to bed I am. Erm, that is, after the encore presentation of America’s Next Top Model. It’s très better with sound. Liking the so-called rocker chick a lot better without sound, though….
I’ve been thinking about what I’m writing here. This really is a gossip blog, so, why do I write about reality shows, and, occasionally, Y&R? If I’m writing about TV, should I be writing about Grey’s Anatomy — which everybody’s into (except me…I don’t do hospital dramas….). What about Desperate Housewives? Calista Flockhart’s new Brothers and Sisters? And, if I’m writing about reality shows, why not The Amazing Race? I guess we’ll see how it goes. If I watched every show on TV, I’d have no time for GOSSIP, blogging, reading all my blog buddies whom I LOVE, and…something else…oh yeah, my child!?!? So, I have to pick my pleasures, I suppose. Okay, to bed!
And, hey, the party continues at my other blog, over HERE! Check it, check it!
P.S.: Purty please comment. I love it. Comments are totally trendy right now! Some of you have told me you’re not seeing your comments after you post em. Here’s the deal: there’s a verification window that pops up after you post your comment; alls you have to do is verify that you’re a real person and not a spam robot by typing in a few letters. It’s a very quick process, really. Try it out! You’ll see, it’s easy. And, you don’t have to leave your email or name or nothin’! So, see you in the comment section! xo Haley-O
Jen says
Loved Twin Peaks! It was the first bizzarro show that got really popular. The music was totally freaky on that show too!!
Kath says
hey guys, speaking of scary tv…who remembers TWIN PEAKS? I loved it until it totally jumped the shark in season 2, and then all the crappy merchandise (Diary of Laura Palmer, etc.) Anyway…am I dating myself? Please don’t let anyone post back “Oh, I *wanted* to watch it but my mom wouldn’t let me” or “it was on past my bedtime” or “Wha? I was born in 1992”
haley-o says
Ooo! And, Kath–you’re so right about the leggings and Lindsay’s post-dumpage wardrobe. Bru-tal!
And, Laural–I can’t watch 24 for the same reasons I can’t watch Lost. Both are really smart shows, but too darn scary.
haley-o says
Okay, okay, I’ll watch Greys this week. I cannot watch LOST, though, Jen! It’s too darn creepy for me! It’s, like, soooo scary. The guys are cute (so not into Holloway, sorry), but I can’t do it to myself. I’m always so scared for the baby….Trust me, I wish I could watch it because I think it’s brilliant. But, the music, the setting, the whole concept is nightmarish!
Kath says
Lindsay, Lindsay… I don’t care if your boyfriend DID just break up with you: it’s no excuse to be out in public wearing XL t-shirt with leggings (LEGGINGS, for God’s sake…what’s next? Stirrup pants?) and what looks like metallic bronze pumps (can’t tell if high-heel or ballet flats: either way BAD). Why, WHYYYYYY are the designers bringing back the worst of the fashion disaster known as the 80s? These are talented people, can’t they find something better to copy???
K, rant over. H-O I’m with you on Gray’s: J.Dempsey creeps me out (long story) and plus, I only have so much time to watch TV so I DO devote it to high quality stuff like Survivor and TAR (LOLOLOL!)
Jen says
Please, please, please start watching LOST! You won’t regret it…SO many hotties (no, I am not 17).
You are so right, all babies are cute and it should be a crime to objectify them like this…leave that for their 6 toed parents 😉
ali says
i cannot believe you don’t watch greys. it’s not a “hospital drama” Haley. you would freakin’ LOVE it.
i haven’t been able to watch ER in years because i think it’s really crappy. but, Grey’s….ah….it’s the best…
Kim says
So excited to have season premieres fill up my evenings as huibby away on the road during the week. I cannot do ER but love Grey’s Anatomy.
Laural says
Such a crappy morning – so happy to see you’d put more gossip up! Luv it!
What’s up with the 6 toes? That’s weird and kind of freaky. Seriously.
Also, I like your blend of gossip and tv commentary. Mostly because I watch many of the same shows – and so it makes sense.
PS I have not gotten into Grey’s Anatomy at all. Or 24. I don’t know why.