Hi Gorgeouses!
How are you?! Good stuff today: Naomi Campbell to carry out NARSTY sentence, Katie out by herself, Nicole Kidman swims for some lovin’, Joel Madden assaults female photographer, More Garner-Affleck cuteness, Tobey Maguire and Baby Ruby, Suri pix, and more!
check it!!!!!
KATIE OUT AND ABOUT BY HERSELF!
Katie Holmes was actually spotted BY HERSELF. Walking the streets.
In West Hollywood. BY HERSELF. I.e., without Tom. She was going fabric
shopping. Why not run, Katie? Run Katie, run! Oh yeah…you can’t —
you’ve been brainwashed and hypnotized, and THEY WILL FIND YOU.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING….
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Suri. She looks so sweet. Katie’s
no smiley, happy, lovable Jennifer Garner, but she loves her Suri. And,
Suri definitely looks very CUTE and content here at this high-school
basketball game with her parents. They were there cheering on Tom’s
older kids, fyi.
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
JOEL MADDEN ASSAULTS FEMALE PHOTOGRAPHER
First of all, I LOVE Nicole’s dress. She looks totally gorj here. Anyway, apparently, Joel’s in some trouble: a female photographer is accusing him of hitting her in the breast with the "heel of his hand" when she went to take his picture. Looks like he AND Nicole might be heading for the slammer….
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
TOBEY MAGUIRE IN HAWAII WITH LITTLE RUBY!
CUTENESS!!!!! Did you know that my nickname for the monkey is "Ruby"? It’s short for "Ruby Tuesday."
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
ALSO IN HAWAII….
What a beautiful, inoffensive picture of this loving couple! Tee-hee!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o TMZ.
AND, ALSO IN HAWAII
Tobey Maguire’s ex-flame Kirsten Dunst smoking and working on her tan smarts (with a Carl Sagan book) on a beach in Hawaii…. Smoking on a hot beach — kinda ew, huh?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
NICOLE KIDMAN SWITCHES BOATS THRICE FOR KISSES!
Yeah, Nicole’s been cruising on a sweet yatch for a while without hubby Keith Urban — triggering rumours that the two are on the outs. But, photographers just caught her switching boats THRICE to meet up with Keith on the boat he’s been cruising on. And, when she got to him, smooches and HOTTNESS and fireworks ensued. Really nice to see them happy, huh? Apparently, they’re on a vacay together — second-honeymoon-like — in St. Barts. Beauty! They’re actually kinda hott together….
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
PAYBACK TIME FOR NAOMI CAMPBELL
Naomi will be spending 5 whole days mopping, sweeping, scrubbing the inside of this GROSS NYC Sanitation depot, as part of her Community Service sentence for hitting her maid in the head with a telephone. Now, I’d LOVE to see pictures of that…! She’ll be starting work March 19th. And, it’s COLD in there! I almost feel sorry for her. Brutal!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
THE CUTENESS GOES ON!: MORE GARNER-AFFLECK PICS!!!
Oy oy oy oy OY!!! How sweet, normal, adorable, gorgeous, happy, crazy-in-love, etc., are they! They just keep getting sweeter! Look at them loving this park in Vancouver together. Look at Jen on the slide! Look at how HAPPY, how smiley! This is gold, Gorgeouses, GOLD! So GREAT to see!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
‘Kay, who’s watching The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll? I AM!!!!!!!! Of course! Should be interesting. What’d you think of the debut? So far, the girls actually kind of suck. And, the show’s, like, super cheesy. But, whatevs. Looks totally fun. PSYCHED!
Talk to me in the comments, kay!?
And, hey? Want more Cheaty? I got some good and some not good advice today….Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey! LOVE! xo Haley-O
AMREEN — It’s “my pleasah”, as Simon Cowell would say! And, nope! Don’t watch Lost. Freaks me and creeps me out too much….
JODI — Just when you thought she couldn’t get ickier, huh!? 😉
ALI — Kirsten is so narsty. How is she a celebrity? And, yeah, those Afflecks are so loveable!
TUGGY — I think Nicole was hanging with some girlfriends for a bit. Not sure. It’s nothing to worry about, though, I’m told…. 🙂 No comment on Suri. I think all babies are adorable…. 🙂
JEN — I know! Smoking…ON THE BEACH. YUCK! She’s so unattractive…!
JILL — Yup! That’s the mom in the bikini with Tobey. Great point: she’s in a frikkin bikini! Biatch!!! 😉 And, yeah, Jen’s bang on with that: katie=stepford wife!!!!!!
I forgot!!
Yes Jen she has become one, Kate = Stepford wive= walking robotic zombie
I see sooooo much Ben and Jen coming sliding with us… They really seems donw to earth since they are together!!
Kate doesn’t seem happy on either set of picture!! And is it me but with the weird acting, Tom is getting uglier???
Is that Ruby mom with them?? If so, wow, in a bikini, looking good not that long after giving birth!!! But hello, didn’t they hear about Litlle Swimmer!!
Evangeline and why you should not play with your crotch in public, espacially when you are a star!!
Kristen and smoking and the fact that the bikini top doesn’t fit well, disapointed!!
It is still not enough for Noami…
I’m with Tug…are they on the same boat or not? Usually when you vacation WITH someone you are actually WITH them!?
Katie is disturbing…again, Stepford Wife.
Love the Afflecks!
Kirsten is icky-gross…especially with the butt in her hand…grody.
Am I the only one that doesn’t think Suri is cute at ALL?
Naomi won’t be cold if she’s actually WORKING. Warms you right up.
Why are Nicole & Keith on separate boat/yachts if they’re so together & happy? I’m confused…….
kirsten’s boobs are so nasty.
i can’t get enough of those afflecks. too cute.
Kirsten is even ickier to me after seeing that picture.
Love the gossip! you’re my new source cuz you’ve got all the good stuff. love the pics of garner/affleck + baby – keep them coming! do you watch Lost?? pvr’d mine for tonight and American Idol…