Gossip Musical II

Hi Gorgeouses!

What’s up?: ZAC EFRON is pretty-confused; TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES have something in common with my grandparents; LINDSAY LOHAN gets off easy…; it’s a boy for MOYNAHAN!; BRITNEY a flight risk?; and more!

And, by the way, yes, AMY WINEHOUSE is OUT OF REHAB. And, she’s practically down-and-out. Sad. Sad. Case. I can’t even listen to her "Rehab" song anymore, even though it’s FAB. It’s just too ironic (in the Alanis-Morissette sense of the word, methinks) and too freakishly true for my sanity.

check it!!!

CALLING ALL ZAC EFRON FANS….

Check it. It’s the dude from High School Musical and High School Musical II — the latest craze to hit DVD players everywhere. Zac Efron. He’s, like, the new IT boy. Why? I don’t really get it. He’s pretty, I guess. But, I like me the manly-man type (CLIIIIVE OWWWENNNN). And, how ’bout Zac’s pretty green tank? PRETTY BOY, totally! But, then there’s the shoes? Like, WTF, confused much?! They’re bit try-hard, don’t you think? It’s like they’re trying to say, "hey, I’m pretty but I’m SCARY!" and/or "I’m a fashionista and I’m SCAAAARRRRY!" and/or "I’m a ROCKER DUDE even though I wear lime green and my bangs are long and I have pretty blond highlights…."
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

LINDSAY LOHAN GETS OFF EASY….

Just today, Lindsay Lohan was charged with 7 "misdemeanors" relating to her two DUI arrests. That’s right, she was not charged with ANY FELONIES, NOT A ONE!  And, even though cocaine was found in her car during the first arrest and on her person during the second, she was NOT CHARGED with cocaine possession. WTF? If she’d been found guilty for all the charges she was originally arrested for — 2 DUIs, 2 counts of cocaine possession, transportation of a narcotic into custodial facility, under-aged drinking, driving with a suspended license, and fleeing the site of an accident — she could have been sentenced to SIX YEARS in jail! But, because she’s being charged with misdemeanors (and not felonies), she faces ONLY FOUR DAYS in jail, tops.

As TMZ explains,

In
deciding whether to file felony cocaine charges, the D.A. always looks
at the person and the circumstances. In Lohan’s case, the fact that she
was busted twice in a short period of time actually helped her. It
shows someone is struggling with an addiction problem. The fact that
each time she was busted, she immediately checked into a rehab facility
also helped her case. Also, her age — 21 — and the fact that her
upbringing was extremely unstable — also worked in her favor.

Wow…. FOUR DAYS for all that. Paris Hilton must be PISSED! Can you imagine? And, that freaking D.A. must be in love with Lindsay or something. The girl got BEYOND lucky. It’s, like, SICK.

TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH MY LATE GRANDPARENTS

One thing I remember about my grandparents was their Fred-and-Wilma-Flintstone sleeping style. They each had their own bed. Soooooo, guess who else sleeps this way? TOM AND KATIE! Only, unlike my grandparents, Tom and Katie don’t even sleep in the SAME ROOM!? No, they sleep in different rooms, and they love it. Why do they sleep in separate rooms, you ask? Because, as Katie and Tom often joke, Tom snores. Ew.

According to an insider for US Magazine, "It’s a situation that works for both
of them. Of course they spend time together alone at night like most
married couples; after all, they conceived Suri."

The separate room thing started when they first moved in together (before they were married). As US explains, Katie occupied the "south wing" of Tom’s Hollywood rented house, and he the "north wing"

because Katie was Catholic and single, and they were only dating. It was the proper thing to do. Now that they are married, they don’t feel the need to alter the arrangement. Tom as his master bedroom, and Katie has hers.

Ew. Is it me? Or, is this, like, TMI (too much information). I don’t want to know about what goes on in Tom and Katie’s house. Mind you, this little arrangement is pretty-much exactly what I imagined. This way they can both have a sex life with people they’re REALLY attracted to … or not (they both DO seem kinda asexual).

‘Tis no surprise that the Beckhams are ALSO looking for a home to suit their separate-bedroom requirement…. LET’S ALL SAY IT TOGETHER ON THE COUNT OF THREE: 1, 2, 3 — APPEARANCES!!!

EEEEEEEEE! NICOLE IS TOTALLY BUSTIN’ OUT!

This is so wild, I CAN’T HANDLE IT! Can you? She looks beautiful.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

IT’S A BOY FOR BRIDGET MOYNAHAN AND TOM BRADY

FINALLY! 2 Weeks overdue! Bridget Moynahan (36) gave birth to a baby boy! All we know is that both baby and mom are doing great, and mom’s super excited. Moynahan’s former boyfriend, New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady (30), is taking time off training to be with their baby. It’s uncertain whether he was present or not at the birth, but Brady was spotted hanging out at the hospital with flowers. Wonder how Tom’s girlfriend Gisele Bundchen is taking all this….  CONGRATS to Moynahan and Brady!!! LOVE, ALL US URBANMOMS GORGEOUSES!!

JLO HOLDS NATIONWIDE CASTING CALL FOR NEW DANCE VIDEO

Did any of you watch MTV’s DanceLife? I did. And, I LOVED IT. Remember Blake from the first season of So You Think You Can Dance? He was one of the main "characters" on the show. Anyway, DanceLife is JLo’s reality show about professional dancers and what their lives are like. The show even features a JLo concert-dancer audition. Like, totally cutthroat. AnyHOOT! It looks like DanceLife is pretty true-to-life. Because JLo really IS into finding great talent, and she really IS hands-on at her auditions, and her auditions really ARE intense and cutthroat. Nobody but JLo chooses JLo’s dancers — not even for a dance vid. SO, yesterday (Thursday) she held a nationwide casting call yesterday at the Roseland Ballroom in New York City. Dancers were asked to DANCE THEIR HEART OUT for 30 seconds only. I’m SO SURE (and I really hope) they showcase this dance-off on the next season of DanceLife. It’s the next best thing (by a highway mile, though) to our beloved So You Think You Can Dance….

IS BRITNEY A FLIGHT RISK?

Like Phyllis Newman on The Young and the Restless, Britney may be a FLIGHT RISK! Yes, Gorgeouses! She’s thinking of fleeing to England with the kiddies to start life anew. One of Brit’s friends told OK! Magazine that the kids "are what [Britney] is living for. She wants those babies more than anything in the world, and it’s heartbreaking." OF COURSE, sources say Brit also wants to flee to England to find the perfect GUY. Sheesh. The girl is a NUT-BALL. KIDS FIRST, Britney, BRITNEY SECOND, Britney, AND GUYS WAYYYY DOWN THE LIST for you, Britney. It’s a little thing called PRIORITIES — check it!

BIG BROTHER SPOILER ALERT BEEP BEEP BEEP: How JENNERIFIC, JENABULOUS, JENTASTIC was JEN on BIG BROTHER tonight? What’d YOU think about her performance. I think I might actually miss her — she turned out to be pretty entertaining…. OH WELL.

 

Want more Cheaty? Check it — at THE CHEATY MONKEY!!!

Like almost 5 weeks to go till my DUE DATE! And, I’m feeling it, Gorgeouses, I’m feeling it. It’s called IN-DI-GES-TION. Freaking BURRRRRRN.

LOVE!
xo Haley-O