Hi Gorgeouses!
Today’s gossip is HOTT, as usual, of course!: Jared Leto breaks nose; Madonna celebrates Purim; Mischa Barton in Paris; Ryan Phillipe hangs with daughter Ava; Elizabeth Hurley marries; Nicole Ritchie hospitalized; Jen, Ben and Vi in Vancouver, and MORE!
check it!!!!!
JARED LETO BREAKS HIS NOSE
While performing with his band, "30 Seconds to Mars," Leto ran into the crowd and broke his nose! Does this mean he can’t wear eye liner for a while? Bummer….
MADONNA AND GUY RITCHIE CELEBRATE PURIM
It seems my little monkey’s not the only celeb who dressed up for Purim! Check out Guy Ritchie and Madonna at the Beverly Hills Kabbalah Centre! Cute!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
MISCHA IN PARIS — LOOKING GOOD!
She actually looks…pretty! How on earth did she get invited to this Dior fashion show? Like, haven’t the Dior people read Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip? Have they not seen what a HORRIBLY TERRIBLE dresser this girl is on a daily basis? Well, anyway, someone dressed her NICE for this fashion show. Right down to the nail polish, the fresh makeup, the neat hairdo. I’m amazed that she cleaned up so good.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
ELIZABETH HURLEY MARRIES ARUN NUYER IN SECRET CEREMONY
Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayer got married at the Sudeley Castle (in Gloucestershire, England) on Friday — a day
earlier than the Intergossips expected. The only people who attended were the registrar and two witnesses. A YUGE party at the castle transpired the next day. Hurley and Nayer then flew to Rajasthan for a traditional Indian wedding. Congrats!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
HOT DAD ALERT: RYAN PHILLIPPE HANGS WITH DAUGHTER AVA
I’m just not that into Ryan, actually…. But, I guess as far as dads go, he’s hot. Just not really hott. Especially after divorcing Reese. I’m sooo on Team Reese. Ava looks just like Reese, huh? So pretty!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
JEN, BEN AND VI IN VANCOUVER — LOOKING POSITIVELY IN LOVE!
We’ve seen SOOOO many pics of Jen and Vi together. FINALLY, we have one of the whole family, in Vancouver, strolling, laughing, lovin’ it up. How frikkin sweet are they? Could they be the best Hollywood fam evah? Do you love it!? Oy, look at her dimples in that first picture! She got Jen’s dimples!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
NICOLE RITCHIE DEHYDRATED
Nicole Ritchie was admitted to a Los Angeles hospital on Friday afternoon for dehydration — after she claimed she was feeling ill on the set of The Simple Life. Gosh, I had no idea that show was still going. And, who gets dehydrated? Only celebs. Such a hard, unsimple life they lead. Like, soooooo dehydrating….
HOW RIDICULOUS DID KELLIE PICKLER LOOK ON AMERICAN IDOL?
BAD MOVE. The hair, the breasts, the tight low-cut dress. Why? The old girl-next-door look was perfect for her — who told her to go all Marilyn on us? WHO? Ridiculous! Poor girl. She has no chance making it now. She’s, like, a big ol’ joke now. And, she can’t even play dumb. That whole fake "I-just-traad-sooshi" and "did-y’all-know-thay-have-spaader’s-legs thayer" conversation she had with Ryan Seacrest, I totally didn’t buy — did you?
ANGELINA ADOPTING VIETNAMESE BOY
I love this picture of Ang and Maddox. Sooo sweet. Anyway, she’s adopting a Vietnamese boy by herself — i.e., without Brad. Some of the Intergossips are making a big deal about it, but it’s really no biggie. Because she and Brad are not legally married, she’s gotta adopt solo. Everything in the Jolie-Pitt house seems okie-dokie.
Everyone have a good weekend? Things were pretty low-key around here. Another day another Purim party. But, this time, we came with costume! A really cute costume….And, the little monkey loved it.
We also rented The Sentinel. Because there was nothing else to rent. You know — the one with Michael Douglas, Eva Longoria, Kiefer Sutherland, Kim Bassinger. It was aiight. Not a bad rental. Just some really bad editing, but whatevs. If there’s nothing else to rent, check it.
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TUGGY — Kelly Pickler SO graduated from the School of Dolly Parton! Good. ONE!!!! 😉
GABS — I wish they lived in my neighbourhood. I’d love to hang with Jen at the park…!
DAYN — I’m not into CMT, so I don’t know Beverly Mahood — but, I’ll check her out!!! And, yeah, I don’t think anyone’s picking Pickler — maybe picking ON her, though! 😉
JILL — Yeah, Ang’s comments about blob-like newborns still disturbs me, too….
JENN — NO IDEA what Victor’s plan is with Jack. And, it looks like he may not be so into the plan anymore (after today’s episode). He may want to use Jack to do good now, instead. Maybe the writers didn’t know what Victor was doing either, so they changed things up. 😉
I k now I say this everytime, but I love that Affleck family. I may just cry if they ever break up.
Kellie did look stupid. Not like herslef at all, and those breasts?!?
Off topic but a Y&R question, what is Victor’s plan to get back at Jack in regards to him running for office? Why is Victor so interested?
Jenn
Angelina seems actualy like a mom in that picture… but I’m still not over the fact about what see said about birth and adopted children!! Poor Siloh
Violet is just eatable!!
Wow Mischa actually looking good!! It’s been a while since she did!!
o my gosh about Kelly pickler… I think I said that in my last comments too. I so don’t pic-pickler anymore. I don’t know if anyone is into CMT but I am. Can I say you go girl to Beverly Mahood. I went to school with her and now she looks GREAT!!! Really sweet!! I loved the jenn, ben, vi pics…They look like everyday people..nice to see!!! My little guys have the same boots as vi, but in green..YEA!! mini celebs!!
jen, ben and violet are soooo sweet and honestly I think one of the most “normal” hollywood families out there, it’s like they could live in our neighborhood.
Glad to see Ryan with one of the kids for once…but yeah, I’m team Reese, too.
Affleck fam is adorable – I love Vi’s boots!!
Nicole – what.evah.
Same with Angie.
Kellie looked TERRIBLE. Someone said she was learning to dress & make herself up from the Dolly Parton school – LOL. But Dolly can get away with it…Kellie? Notsomuch.
KATH — here’s the linky to the most concise explanation for Purim: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purim. Check it! 😉 They explain it much better than I ever could. 🙂
ALI — I KNOW! They are really really normal. It’s, like, hitherto unseen, ya know!?
the afflecks are too cute. they are seriously, seriously cute. and seem so normal.
Haley, what’s Purim? Why do you dress up? Do tell…I’m too lazy to research it myself on google 😉
I do love the celeb family pics. Keep ’em coming. And more, more, more ANTM! It was sooooo amazing! LOVE.