Gossip is for Gorgeouses

Hi Gorgeouses!

We’ve got serious gossip and the usual fun gossip. Please all say a prayer for Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily-Rose. She is very ill in hospital. More on that — but not too much more because we honour their privacy at this time…. To lighten our hearts, we have another Mischa fashion disaster, Gwen and Gavin, Tom and Katie news, Reese’s new man?, Jen and Vi, ANTM, and more!

check it!!!!

SAY A PRAYER FOR OUR FAVOURITE LEADING MAN

There’s a rumour floating around about the nature Johnny’s daughter Lily-Rose’s illness. It’s very serious. Since it’s only a rumour and was not announced by Johnny’s publicists, I’m not sharing it — out of respect for the family. What Johnny’s people have said is that she’s doing better and that things are looking up. In the meantime, Johnny and his long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis have been at her bedside in the hospital constantly. Let’s hope that she is truly getting healthy. She’s a beautiful girl (as every child is), and Johnny’s a good person, an honourable actor. So, join me in sending the family positive, healing vibes, prayers, etc..

TOM TO ACCOMPANY KATIE ON MOVIE SET

Katie’s in a new movie, "Mad Money." (Who would hire her? Who’s going to go see this? Not me!) And, guess who’s going to be keeping an eye on her on the set? Give up? TOM! Apparently, he’s going to accompany her on the set because "he wants to observe what’s going on and will probably help Katie out." Creeeeeeeepy! How weird is that? I mean, it’s not all that surprising. But, c’mon already, give the girl a break!
Quote from Splash News Online.

MISCHA MISCHA MISCHA!!!!!

I don’t care if this is a Marc Jacobs ensemble (which it actually is, I’m told). It’s hideous. Especially on Mischa. Enough with the short-shorts! And, whaddup with that brown purse and black shoes? Could she BE a worse dresser? NO NO NO!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

JENNIFER GARNER IS SUCH A BETTER DRESSER THAN MISCHA

Honestly? I’m sooooo not as "hip" as I MAY seem on this blog. I’m actually a bit of a nerd. And, THIS is very much what I look like on a daily basis — except I’m shorter and rounder…. I LOVE this ensemble SO much better than Mischa’s Marc Jacob short-shorts! I’m all about comfort and whatever makes YOU look good. She looks adorable. Hi little Vi!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.

REESE’S NEW MAN?

Can you guess who it is? This is an OLD picture, by the way. And, Reese was not preggers here — she was playing the role of a pregnant woman. Note that this picture was taken very shortly after her separation from Ryan Phillippe. She’s not looking too upset, is she…?

Yes! You guessed it! It’s Jake Gyllenhaal! They’ve been seen going to each others homes, hotel rooms, etc.. It’s ON, Gorgeouses! I’m pretty sure it’s ONNNN!!! Cute!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.

A NEW TREND?

Photo, with thanks, c/o Popsugar.

Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.

Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.

Is this a new Hollywood trend? Families hangin’ together?: Jen, Ben and Vi (our faves!); Gwen, Gav and Kingston; Maggie, Peter and Ramona; Brad, Ang and the girls; Jada, Will and the gang! LOVES IT! It’s just so nice to see, ain’t it!?

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL: SAMANTHA NOT SLUTTY ENOUGH….

So, Samantha got the boot this week. Not a wise decision on the judge’s part, I think. They totally booted her because she’s not slutty enough. Suckage. I thought she was sweet! And, she’s such a pretty girl — and would have totally wowed everyone once they shaped her eyebrows in the makeover show. Too bad she got booted before the makeover….Now she’ll probably never have her eyebrows done properly.

And, how annoying and bizarre is Jaslene?  Ratting on the other girls during panel? Lame. But, no one can argue that this is a TOTALLY awesome photo….

Omigosh! I’m watching American Idol right now! I canNot believe Sundance got booted and Sanjay is STAYING! Has America gone crazy!? I’m happy Haley’s staying — because we have the same name and we even spell it the same rare way, and because I think she has a really pretty voice. I canNOT believe Antonella Barba got booted. I think it was rigged. I liked her. She’s pretty. But, the controversy a’brewin’ about her having to get disqualified because Frenchie was in season 2 is too much for the producers to bear, I bet. So, they chucked her. That’s my theory. What say you? I have no idea who else got booted because nobody else was that memorable to me. What did you think, Gorgeouses?

My monkey’s getting her hair TRIMMED (i.e., not cut) on Sunday. For the first time. I’m so excited. I wonder how she’ll do…. Will she cry? Will she love it? Here’s hoping she’ll LOVE it. I know she’ll look totally adorable when it’s done. Here she is before….

I’ll show you the after photo next week! Wish us luck!

Talk to me in the comments, kay, Gorgeouses!?

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xo Haley-O!