Hi Gorgeouses!
Minden says "meow": JOHN MAYER and CAMERON DIAZ are dating; Renee Zellweger got a BAD HAIRCUT; NOOOOOOOOO! Not….; BEYONCE accidently flashes TORONTO concert audience; AND, MORE!
check it!!!
DARN HIGH-WAISTED PANTS
And…PURPLE? Is this what is called "Fergilicious"? And, when is this high-waisted trend going to GO AWAY?? Ferg does look good, though, don’t she…?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
JOHN MAYER AND CAMERON DIAZ ARE DATING
It’s sort of like sleepover camp, you know? Like "celebrity sleepover camp." All the celebs just date each other. And, now, John Mayer and Cameron Diaz are hooking up. Did they meet at the dining hall? The tennis courts? The water front? Actually, according to People Magazine, they "were ‘all over each other’" just last week, "and ‘super flirty at the Bowery Hotel"….
Mayer, 29, and Diaz, 34, who sat together on a couch in the
back of the patio, "were laughing and talking a lot" as the waitress
brought several rounds of
drinks, says the source.
Last Tuesday, the pair were spotted having dessert at the
French-Vietnamese restaurant Indochine. "It looked like a casual date,"
said a source. "She was giggly. She was laughing and seemed happy."
Asked if the newly-close pair are dating, a source close to Mayer tells PEOPLE, "Yes, it’s definitely true."
Cameron likes them young, doesn’t she? And, like Jess Simpson, she’s WAY hotter than John. But, she’s at least pretty equal in talent. Think it will last?
WHAT I LOOKED LIKE AT THE MONKEY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY
Yeah, green shirt with underarm sweat donned I at the monkey’s b-day party. But, I’m pregnant. What’s America Ferrera’s excuse? In any case, HIDEOUS shirt — or, I should say…UGLY shirt. She looks so purty, though. LOVE. HER.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
RENE ZELLWEGER VICTIM OF BAD HAIRCUT
Does ANYONE think this is a good look for her? Aren’t short haircuts supposed to be for PRETTY FACES? I mean, Renee’s not uggers or anything; but, I’d say she needs her hair. At least she didn’t SHAVE it….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
OH NO!!! NOT…..!
NOT PARIS AND ADRIAN GRENIER AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOO! I can’t handle this. They went to a-a-a-a-A MOVIE together? This does not look good, Gorgeouses. THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD!!! Hmph…VINCENT CHASE would never date Paris….
On the other hand, there are still accounts that suggest he’s spending time with Paris for his documentary of the paparazzi subculture. He’s also working hard to convert her to the "green lifestyle" by helping her find an ecofriendly new home, etc.. He believes that this "most photographed woman in the world" could set a great example for the world on living green. So, that could be the silver lining whether they’re together or not….
Photo, with thanks, c/o buzzfoto.
BEYONCE ACCIDENTALLY FLASHES AUDIENCE AT HER TORONTO CONCERT
Poor Beyonce…. Talk about a "wardrobe malfunction." This is downright embarrassing. No one’s quite sure if she was wearing a bra or not. Check it:
Poor thing had to hold her dress down till the end of the song! I wonder if her mother designed that costume, too………
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE: BRANDON NORRIS
In case you missed this FABO performance….CHECK IT!
HOW AWESOME AND ADORABLE IS HE?? I’m so glad they gave him the opportunity to perform at the finale. He’s a SUPERIOR talent. LOVE!
BIG BROTHER TONIGHT! WHO WILL WIN THE VETO???
Will Daniele’s plan of backdooring Jen work? Will JENNOYING finally be GONZO!? Actually, I totally find Jameka and WAHHmber way more annoying. But, for the Dick-Daniele-Eric-Jessica foursome to work, Jen (and later on Zach) really have to go, methinks…..
Want more Cheaty? Check it — at THE CHEATY MONKEY!
And, Gorgeouses!, I just updated my PREGNANCY BLOG! Check it!
LOVE!
xo Haley-O
BLONDIE — Yeah, Cam is going from guy to guy…. First Criss Angel and now John? Highly unlikely that this’ll go far….
SHAY — Seems like NO ONE likes Renee!
AMANDA — Oh, so YOU like Renee. I loved her as Bridget Jones. I mean, no one else could have played Bridge like she did….
LD — yes, you HAVE mentioned how much you hate Renee! I thought of you when I posted that!
KRISTIE — Yeah, “manly” — GOOD WORD FOR IT. Brutal!
LAV — Stinkerbell is SUCH a celeb! EVERYONE knows that! 😉
SLEEPY — Sorry about Jennster…. I was starting to like her, too…. But, yeah, Jameka and Wahmber have to get their religious practices into perspective! It’s unbelievable, really. Disturbing! Who needs that?
Poor Renee. She needs to get a new stylist (if she’s even using one).
And I think Cameron is on a major rebound trip still. That’s the only justification (ha!) I can see for her hooking up with JM.
I’m not sure why but I’ve never been a Rene fan, the squinty eyes and lack of defined chin drives me crazy! I would say yikes on the short hair!
Fergie looks so skinny but UGH! Just say NO to high waisted pants! They can’t come back, make them go away! Didn’t we already prove that they’re hideous and fugly on all women.
I refuse to comment on Paris. Maybe if we ignor her….
Thanks for the update!
On BB, please make them get rid of one of the God Squad, they are killing me. Like faith and all is good, but I don’t need to hear it while I drink my tequila and watch channel 6. GAWD! I am sick of Dick, and if Jennoying goes, I will totally miss her. Can’t stand little miss whiny WAHMBER.
I think I need to see Renee’s haircut from the front, it may be OK when she does it. Unfortuneately I may end up with this mess hair too…… I hate the grow out stage.
Sick of Cameron Diaz in all aspects, love John Mayer but seriously he keeps dating bimbos. Totally ruins any music cred the guy has.
hey you know i think stinkerbell is a celeb in the making!she wears dresses that are too small and look like shirts and dances and jumps around so they fly up over her head!hey just like beyonce!hahaha.that is one ugly haircut on renee.at least johns head doesn’t look ginormous beside camerons.and i love america even with the sweaty uggggly green shirt on.
Oh my. Renee looks downright manly.
Have I mentioned how much I HATE renee? So, I’m kind of laughing at the cut. I mean, with all due respect … don’t leave the salon like that. (I think I had a similar haircut when I was six)
Renee Zell’s hair & America Ferrera’s shirt – UGLY. But I love them both, so I’ll forgive them. :o) And I agree with you…at least she didn’t SHAVE her head!