Hi Gorgeouses!
Why are the Spice Girls coming back (WHY???); KATIE HOLMES dresses down!; SHIA LABEOUF arrested?; AND MORE!
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THE SPICE GIRLS; OR, REDS WHO GO BLOND
The Spice Girls have to GO AWAY! Why are they back? Oh, wait a sec. That’s EASY! They have NOTHING ELSE. And, what is Victoria Beckham doing? She’s WAY out of their league. WAY FAMOUSER than the rest of them. And, Geri Halliwell?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
Geri Halliwell is a COMPLETE nobody without her signature multi-red hair and British-FLAG-type funky suit WITH PLATFORMS:
Lindsay Lohan and Geri Halliwell need to get a clue: once you go red, you cannot go back; and, you definitely can’t go BLOND. Talk about WASHED OUT.
I guess, though, coming back with the Spice Girls is a great opportunity for Geri to show off her new bod…. biatch!:
Sigh…. Anyway, the Spice Girls are trying to TAKE OVER again. And, it’s soooo not going to happen.
Unfortunately this is the way it is but, they’re too old, too yesterday, and too washed out. As washed out as Lindsay Lohan and Geri Halliwell look with blond hair.
VICTORIA BECKHAM ADVISED TO GAIN WEIGHT
Victoria’s bosses say she has to gain weight if she wants to participate in the Spice Girls comeback. Otherwise, there’s no way she’ll be able to perform every day. The Daily Mail reports that Vic is planning to detox before putting on the weight by only drinking hot water and eating fruits and veggies exculsively for 5 days. After that, she’ll increase her protein intake. (Sounds to me like the perfect way to LOSE weight!)
According to the Daily Mail, Vics "terrified" of gaining the weight:
She is terrified of putting on a single pound
and has had to be talked into increasing her food intake. It would be
very embarrassing for her if she collapses or gets ill because she’s
too weak.
Oy, whatevs. It kills me sometimes to think that this is news at all! Hee!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
Is that the guy from CSI walking the ING New York City Marathon with Katie? Sure looks like him? I don’t watch that show because it scares the CARP out of me. But, that’s besides the point. KATIE HOLMES IS DRESSED DOWN! Yes. She’s even a little sweaty and frizzy! Is it just me? Or, does she look SO much better like this? Almost like the old Katie — who is so much better than the new Katie. ‘Cept, the butt. There’s no avoiding it. That’s one flat butt. Either that, or those are some UNFLATTERING pants. She needs to get herself some Lululemons, which miraculously make EVERY butt look magnificent….. I wear Lulus EVERY day for just that reason (well, and because nothing fits my post-preggo bod…).
More interesting pics from the marathon…:
She looks like a legitimate runner! Go girl!
Awww, Suri! Nice smile (and…hair), Cruise….
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!!!
CATE BLANCHETT IS PREGGERS WITH THIRD CHILD
Omigosh, Cate Blanchett, like, soooooooo gorj, I think. Who else can pull off BRIGHT ORANGE like that. AnyHOOT, the gorj actress already has two sons: Dashiel (5), Roman (3) — both very "interesting" names…– and are now onto their third. I bet it’s a boy…!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17.
LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS FAB POST-REHAB….
Oh shoot! She looks fantastic. How is that fair? She did heinous things — driving drunk and stoned mayjah, etc., etc. — and she’s rewarded by looking BETTER THAN EVER!? But, seriously, wow…. She looks amazing. Hopefully, she’ll stay sober. She’s FASHIZZLE getting her career back. FASHIZZLE.
SHIA LABEOUF ARRESTED???
NO! Not Shia LaBoeuf! Not the kid from Holes, the cutie from Transformers, Hollywood’s quintessential GOOD BOY? NO! But, yes. He was arrested. Outside Walgreens, of all places, in Chicago. Apparently, the security peeps asked him to leave because he was too drunk, and he refused. So, he was taken to the police station and detained until 7am, when bond was posted. He was charged with "misdemeanor criminal trespassing." Niiiice. Well. At least he wasn’t driving. Poor dude. It’s such a looserish thing to be arrested for: drunk at Walgreens. Oy. Brutal!
Come check out my new little rascal at THE CHEATY MONKEY! I’ve got pics! Ooop! He cries for me! Must dash! LOVE!
xo Haley-O
I think she gain a little weight back, that why Lindsay looks so great!
Cate cannot pull out the ugly prison like gown!! But she looks gorgeous from the neck up!!
The team leader from CSI?? I don’t think so, the guy next to Katie seems to wrinkle and too thin!
GAWD, Cate Blanchett is soooo gorgeous, in a real way.
I CANNOT, CANNOT like Lindsay Lohan as long as she dresses like a 1986 Le Chateau catalogue. Pixie Boots! I ask you! She could NOT be truly sober and still dress like that. NO WAY.
Hey hate to throw some cold water on the Katie pant hate but…do you realize she just finished running for 5 1/2 hours???!!! She just ran a marathon!!! Girl deserves some serious respect. Oh and running that much makes your butt flat. Sad but true. I had to cut down my km’s to get the junk back into the trunk.
I’m officially a Katie fan;-)
I looove Posh and her bod. I feel bad for her being made to gain weight. And you’re sooo right about the red to blonde thing. You just can’t do it. Well, unless it’s strawberry blonde like Nicole kidman. Thank god for no britney news!
casual katie is so much prttier and more relaxed than uptight over made up matronly kate…victoria is soo skinny.ick!are you ever right about cate being the only one who could get away with that bright orange.thats nice that shes having another one.
Yeah, who KNEW ten years ago that Tom Crusie would become the most icky man in the world?
my brother in law ran that marathon yesterday. 😉
No! Not Shia! He seemed so down to earth ’cause of his drug addict Dad and close relationship with his Mom. Hollywood gets them all.
I have a new respect for Katie Holmes. Running a Marathon?! Fab. I could have done without the kissing Tom pic though – EW!