Gossip Is a Girl’s Best Friend

Hi Gorgeouses,

Today’s items: yummy mommy alert; Britney’s new ‘do (whoopdeedoo), etc.; WENTWORTH MILLER!; Prince William to reconcile with Kate Middleton?; Kate Beckinsale and her man are soooo HOTT; Cameron pisses off Peru; Hayden Panettiere was NOT kissing her on-screen dad last week; and, MORE!

check it!!!

YUMMY MOMMY ALERT: KELLY RIPA!

Here’s Kelly, looking gorj as ever, in her hott shades with her BEAUTY children, Michael, 10, Lola 6, and  Joaquin, 4 — who, by the way, look TOTALLY EXACTLY like their father:

Don’t they? Don’t they? Anyway, Kell’s hangin’ with the kiddies at the Trump Amusement park in Central Park, New York. Wonder if it’s anything like Canada’s Wonderland there. Anyone know? Anyone been there? Curious.
Photo of Kelly and kids, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

BIG FREAKING OOPS!

Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17.

Due to a MAJOR fashion faux pas, Cameron Diaz has managed to piss off an entire country — Peru. See that bag in the pics? See the red slogan on it? Well, it’s a VERY OFFENSIVE slogan in Peru: a red star with the words "Serve the People" in Chinese. Apparently, it refers to the Maoist Shining Path massacres in the late 80’s and early 90’s, in which 70,000 people died. As human rights activist Pablo Rojas explains, the red slogan on Cam’s bag "alludes to a concept that did so much damage to Peru, that brought about so many victims. I don’t think she should have used that bag where the followers of that ideology did so much damage."

Looks like someone needs to fire her stylist PRONTO (whether or not said stylist had anything to do with this…). YIKES!

IS WENTWORTH MILLER DATING A HOTT GUY?

According to Perez Hilton’s "very very good sources" Wentworth Miller is dating hottie actor Luke McFarlane (of Brothers and Sister’s fame, and he dated T.R. Knight for a bit). Perez’s sources say the two have been dating for almost 6 months, and McFarlane has gone to Asia to accompany Miller to commercial shoots; apparently, they’re planning on moving in together. As yet, though, "they’ve been very quiet about their relationship, obviously, as Wentworth is not out of the closet." A source at Fox adds that "Wentworth’s become very difficult to work with…. He’s been cutting back immensely on the amount of press he’s doing for Prison Break. He’s very nervous about reporters asking him if he’s gay."

…I’m sorry, what, Gorgeouses? You say you didn’t know Wentworth was into guys? Oh man, sad day, I know. Sorry I had to break it to you….

ONCE YOU GO BLACK….

So, yeah, she’s back to black. And, she looks like carp, as usual. Evs. I’m more interested in (SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE I LOVE YOU!) in Sean Preston Federline’s hair. Look how mature he looks. So ‘dorable!!! Love!

Brit’s also apparently scheduled to do a big show in LA with the likes of Cindy Lauper et al for the True Colors tour….

One more thing? Brit’s looking to get a restraining order to keep her MOM away from the kids when their at Federslime’s house.  Mom’s on some kind of meds, the rumours say, that make her unfit to care for the kidlets — so that may be the reason. Or, maybe Brit doesn’t want them in any kind of cahoots (hee — word is funnee) with one another against her. What a sorry mess….
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17.

And…here’s a recent pic of Jayden James — a good one, i.e., you can see him clearly:

Awww, so cute! Poor little guy — caught in all the drama…. Seriously.

FOR ALL YOU ROYALS FANS….

Prince William and Kate Middleton may be BACK ON. They broke up in April, but TMZ is reporting that the two were seen smooching at the Prince’s party and, later the same night, stole away to his Private Quarters. A royal insider reveals that "no one in the royal household would be at all surprised if they get back together." Cute. They’re perty together….
Scoop and quote, with thanks, c/o TMZ.

KATE BECKINSALE AND DIRECTOR HUBBY LEN WISEMAN ARE HOTT

Everywhere I go on the internet, he’s grabbing her arse, and they’re making out. If they weren’t so HOTT, I’d be put off. But, DUDE, look at them. GORJ.

Here they are at the premiere for Die Hard 4 (which he directed), and they’re GETTIN’ IT OHN!

Is it hot in here, Gorgeouses? Or, is it just me? Seriously. Whew…hotttt. Oy!

HAYDEN PANETTIERE AND JACK COLEMAN ARE NOT, I REPEAT, NOT AN ITEM

Last week, the paps let fly THIS ewwy photo that seemed to show Hayden kissing her Heroes daddy, Jack Coleman, on the lips….

But, as Coleman explains in this official statement, it was absolutely NOT what it seemed:

Let me squash immediately whatever misguided notions anyone may have
gotten from a picture taken a couple of days ago of Hayden and me on
the set. There were two papparazzi hanging around all day across the
street taking pictures of Hayden’s every move. In the scene we were
shooting Claire (Hayden) kisses her father (me) on the cheek. The angle at which the photo was taken
created in a very misleading image. In one picture I am in short
sleeves, that was a rehearsal, in the other I’m in a jacket, that was
during a take.

That’s it.   Please go no further with this nonsense. 

Sincerely,

Jack Coleman

Ugh. Thank GOODNESS that pic wasn’t what it looked like. Freaking EW! And, she’s WAY out of his league….

A COUPLE THAT RUNS TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER…

…And, then, probably they shower together in a GLAM hotel suite. Oh baby, hot in here. Did I mention I’m pregnant? Pregnant horndog am…!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Perez.

This was fun! I have got to get to bed now, though — after the long INSANE day I had with the monkey…check it at The Cheaty Monkey….

LOVE!

xo Haley-O