Gossip Gorjness

Hi Gorgeouses!

On tap today!: JENNIFER ANISTON and…ORLANDO BLOOM?; VICTORIA BECKHAM gets spacey; pumpkin patch kids; guess who’s dating?; PAMELA ANDERSON WEDS RICK SALOMON!; JENNIFER LOPEZ is preggers — it’s officially official; preggers NICOLE RITCHIE and MORE!

check it!!!

ARE JENNIFER ANISTON AND ORLANDO BLOOM DATING?

This picture was VERY hard to come by for some reason…. But, there they are. Jen and Orlando in Mexico. Apparently, they hooked up at a wedding…. I’ll be keeping a close eye on this item…. Could be YUGE!!!!!!! And, by the way, yes, I know I’m late on this one — I’m SLOWLY getting back on track with the gossip. Hard with a cheaty little monkey who won’t go to bed and a sweety little newborn who incessantly eats and craps….LOVE!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

BEAM ME UP VICKY…!

This look is PERF for Posh. Don’t you think? It’s cold and metallic and emotionless…. Exactly how I imagine her. Whoever thought of it is totally brillers. Plus, those shoes are insane. She totally looks like a creature on an episode of Star Trek. SO CREATURY. In case you were wondering, she’s wearing this bizarre outfit for a photo shoot at the Eiffel Tower…. Wonder what the photoshoot is for. What’s the big deal with her. I will never get it.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

And, here she is being photo’d outside the Louvre….

Like, is she even human? And, um….do those nipples shoot stuff? Like laser beams or diamond bullets?

OFFICIALLY PREGGERS

…with TWINS. Yes, it’s true. Well, duhhhh. As if we didn’t know. But, whatevs. OK! Magazine delivers the goods:

"Jennifer is having twins, and she’s over the moon about it," a source
close to the singer reveals exclusively to OK!. "She is absolutely
glowing with happiness. She’s spending time relaxing with Marc and
enjoying being pregnant, which is something she has always wanted."

Yay! Now we can sleep at night, Gorgeouses! The Lopez/Anthony twin mystery is SOLVED! Hee.

PUMPKIN-PATCH CUTIES

Yup, that’s Toby Maguire, wifey Jennifer and baby Ruby! Checkin’ out the pumpkin patch! How cute is that? I gotta go to a pumpkin patch with my cheaty little pumpkins. Apparently, it’s the celeb thing to do because look who else checked it:

Oh, look! It’s Coco and Courtney Cox. Cutey! And….

Heidi, Seal and fam! Such gorjness. Wow. Heidi’s pants are so fab. Wicked-arse dresser she is. As she should be — supermodel par excellence and Project Runway host…, but then again, look at Tyra "I-CAN’T-DRESS" Banks….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

GUESS WHO?

Can you guess? I thought not. It’s ME! Me and CLIVE OWEN! Do you … LOVE IT? Heh…. In my dreams. No, it’s Scarlett Johansson and Canadian hottie Ryan Reynolds. They’re SOOOO dating. But, they’re dating incognito. So, sshhhh! We’re not supposed to know….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

PAM ANDERSON AND RICK SALOMON GET MARRIED AFTER ONE MONTH OF DATING!!!

Yes, Gorgeouses! That’s Rick Salomon of 1 Night in Paris fame. Here’s what US Magazine says about the hookup:

Anderson first revealed her engagement during an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres
Show on September 12, but did not reveal his name, referring to him simply as "a poker player." … "I was playing poker one night in my room and I was down about 250 grand…he said if I made out with him, that I could clear [my debt]. So a couple of days went by, he followed me around like a puppy dog…and then I fell in love and now we’re engaged!"

Just two weeks later, Anderson and Salomon applied for their marriage license.

And, they wedded, of course, in Vegas! How apropos…. How CARAZAY! But, they both have sex tapes out — so maybe it really is a match made in heaven. Maybe third marriage is a charm…for both of them! I hope Rick’s good with the kids…. Oy.

NICOLE AND HER BIKINI….

She’s lovin’ her preggers bod. I mean, she’s showing it off so presumably loving it. NICE to see. She looks pretty. Her face has filled out and everything. Really quite loverly. I’m still not used to the preggers Nicole, though…at all. You?
Photos, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

How silly was THE BACHELOR tonight. I mean GREAT silly, of course. It was awesome. How stupid do you have to be NOT to notice that "Chad" was Bachelor "Brad"’s twin!? They look alike, but NOT THAT MUCH alike! Hee. Too funny. ….I have to admit, I missed a whole three-quarters of the show…. Forgot to PVR it. Dangit!

Want more Cheaty? See how I’m doing with the new wee one? Check it — at THE CHEATY MONKEY! And, if you wake up tonight and can’t fall back asleep? Just think of me. I’ll be awake, too, either nursing, or changing his diaper, or burping the little guy….. LOVE!

xo Haley-O