Hi Gorgeouses!
Today we got a pregnancy shocker!, Breaking Britney news, Britney’s rehab crib, Marsha Cross post pregnancy, Hott Gavin Rossdale and Mark Wahlberg photos, McDreamie pix!, Paris’s new BFF — a Canadian!, and more!
check it!!!!!
SALMA HAYEK IS PREGNANT!
This gorj, over-40 starlet is PREGGERS! And, she’s engaged? Who’s the lucky guy? Francois-Henri Pinault, CEo of PPR (the peeps who own Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Printemps and FNAC). CHA-CHING! Here he is:
So, I’ll just be adding these two to Cheaty’s list of Hollywood’s top Beauty-and-the-Beast Couples….
Photo of Salma, and scoop, with thanks c/o Splash News Online.
PROMISES IS A LUXURY REHAB FACILITY
Check it: this place is $30,000/month!!! And, it’s totally LUX! — i.e., luxurious! See for yourself:
Yup, that’s Brit Brit in the green dress and brunette wig….
Omigosh, I soooooo want to go there. If Britney doesn’t stick it out for the duration of her treatment — especially with Federslime’s threat to take away the boys if she doesn’t — I don’t know what will…! This place is GORJ! I feel relaxed and rehabilitated just looking at the pics!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
THIS JUST IN: BRITNEY’S BULIMIA
Several sources are reporting that Britney has confessed to battling bulimia since she was 16 years old. She confessed to doctors and to the staff at Promises. Between the bulimia, the alleged cocaine use and alcoholism, Britney was a total wreck for the first week or so of her stay at Promises. She’s endured the shakes, cold/hot flashes, etc.. She’s experiencing the full effects of detox, in other words.
Britney claims that she stopped binging and purging when she was pregnant with her sons, but resumed the vicious cycle after giving birth them.
So sad. But, EXCELLENT that she’s admitted to this and is getting help for this very painful and difficult illness. She’s getting first-class treatment for bulimia at Promises and should make a full recovery physically. It is said that her body was extremely affected by the disease and her other addictions when she entered rehab. Hopefully, she’ll turn things around for good.
For more details, see this article.
MARK WAHLBERG — YOU CAN THANK MOI LATER!
I’m not a YUGE fan of Mark Wahlberg. I mean, I’ve nothing against him. He’s just not my type. Not scruffy enough…(like my Cliiiiiiive). But, I know a lot of you love him. So, I’m delivering the goods…. Yawn…, enjoy!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzz Foto.
PATRICK DEMPSEY RIDING….
Wow! He’s all suited up…. Really into the bike thing. Wonder if he
shaves his legs for this. Hope not….That wouldn’t be very McDreamie
of him….But, I’d still hang wid’ him.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.
I’M LOVING THIS NEW TREND!
Marsha’s over 40, just gave birth to twins (less than a month ago), and LOOK AT HER! She looks fab. I’d totally wear this. Maybe not that colour. And, I’m a bit over my velour track-suit phase…. It’s Lulus all the way for me now….But, between her and Jennifer Garner (see Friday’s post), maybe I should dust off those old velours after all!?
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
GWEN, GAVIN AND KINGSTON SHOP FOR LITTLE CLOTHES!
This last one’s for you, Jill, my French-Canadian friend! And, I have to say, Gavin DOTH look hott here….
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.
PARIS’S NEW BFF — A CANADIAN!
No gossip’s complete without some Paris gossip. She and Elisha Cuthbert — a Calgarian! — are totally hanging out! Not a good move for Elisha: 1) because she’ll no doubt end up at Promises with Britney (which, as seen above, isn’t the WORST thing that could happen); and, 2) because she looks like she’s FOUR FEET TALL next to Paris — not good (take it from almost 5’1" me!). Never mind that she’s wearing green rainboots (huh?)! Why would she wear FLATS at all next to Paris. And, look at the size of Paris’s heels! Odd couple, indeed….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
DO WE LIKE LINDSAY’S NEW ‘DO?
My favourite hair colour on Lindsay is the red. But, since she refuses to go there again for some reason, I’ll take this — not too raven, not too blond. I like it! You?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzz Foto.
So….The monkey got a haircut, and she LOVED it! And, her hair looks sooooo cute and curly. It was just a trim, so her hair’s still long. See!!!??:
OY!! I can’t handle the cuteness sometimes! Want more? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey!
Talk to me in the comments, Gorgeouses! See you there…!
xo Haley-O
Ahhh…the Monkey’s hair is – simply – GORJ. No other word for it. But so is my lovable markymark. 🙂
Can I please go live at Britney’s rehab centre? Wow.
love this. i can’t get over salma procreating – the child will be perfect. had no idea she was with this guy – vanity fair did a huge story on him 5 years ago and he’s a real fashion mogul. sad about brit, the story gets more and more tragic. i love the monkey’s haircut! just got my little girl’s hair cut for her photo session this wed. too cute!
Ah man, I’m soooooo behind on all my blogging today!!!! Time to get in on these comments, though! I slacked off last week, didn’t I!
SCIFI DAD — you are SO FABULOUS!!! 😉
ALI — I KNEW you love him!! Exactly because I don’t! 😉
LD — Yeah, Elisha needs to rethink the the wardrobe if she’s going to hang with Paris — think HIGH heels and LENGTHENING clothing. She should really check out Katie’s Stylefile…: http://urbanmoms.typepad.com/ask_urbanmoms/2007/03/hi_ladies_thank.html 😉
JEN — Yeah, Brit’s GOTTA make it there. She was seriously on death’s row when she got to Promises. I’m hopeful she’ll make it through. Bulimia’s a really tough illness to overcome.
JOD — Anytime!!! 🙂
TUGGY — Yeah, Brit’s done some really bizarre things with herself. Girl-gone-totally ROCK BOTTOM. But, she’s out of her mind. I never wear heels either (and I really should! I just care too much about my feet, knees — the yoga teacher in me forbids it, except at weddings, etc.)
JILL — THANKS EVERYONE ON THE COMPLIMENTS ON MONKEY’S HAIR AND CURLS — LOVE!!! Thank you, too, Jill! Glad you liked the Gavin pic. I (obviously) thought of you when I saw it :). And, YEAH! WHADDUP with Salma’s hair!?
LESLEY — So glad you like the CURLS! 🙂 If only I could get her hair to do that, though……. And, you’re soooo welcome for the Marky Mark pic. My pleasah!
SciFi Dad’s right, those curls have got more oompf now! So so cute!
Thanks for the Marky Mark fix, I totally needed some eye candy this morning, it is Monday after all…
Salma has to do something about her hair!! They are all puffy!!
Is it a resort or a detox center??
The poor Mark has no clue he is been took in picture!! And I want to see his new movie Shooter!!
And I think Patrick did shave his legs… Don’t see anything that looks like some hair on his legs, and since he has brown hair, it should be really visible!!
Is Gwen actually wearing flat??? Normal shoes for her??? And thanx for the picture!!! He actually looks like Rufus Sewell(I think that is his last name, By the way, who call his son Rufus???) on that picture, both delectable man selon moi!!
And hello perfect curls for the monkey!!
Salma could use some hair tips from your monkey! I don’t wear heels E.VER., so kind of get the Elisha thing. But not with Paris. ick. I also heard Brit wrote 666 on her hand & was saying she was the devil or something…….sad. freaky. weird.
Going to ogle the men again now…….
i heart mark walberg as well… thanks.
The Monkey’s hair is so adorable! Glad the curls stayed.
Love Mark Wahlberg…yummy…thanks.
If Brit can’t make it work there, she’s in real trouble.
I LOVE that sci-fi’s dad’s comment was solely about the Monkey’s curls. Hilarious! You really should have put that at the top – it’s the breaking news.
I like Elisha Cuthbert, but with Paris??? Oh dear. And what was with those boots. I, too, am a fairly petite person at 5’2.5″ and I would not wear flat rainboots to go out with Paris. Well, I’m not sure I would hang out with Paris.
And, I love Salma. So cool that she’s pregnant.
oooh…i heart mark wahlberg (of course…you don’t like him!)
🙂
The Monkey’s hair looks fabulous. Just enough weight off the bottom to really let those curls bounce. (OK I better stop this… I’m starting to sound gay; not that there’s anything wrong with that.)