Gossip: Cure for Heat Exhaustion

Hi Gorgeouses,

Today’s post is brief but no less HOTT! See, the humid summer heat got me today. I’m couch/bed-ridden. I sit up and I feel faint. SWOON. But, I gotta tide you over with some good gossip, so….

check it!!!

THE VICTORIA WE’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE — SHE SMILES….

Did you SEE Victoria Beckham’s new reality show COMING TO AMERICA, last night? I hope so. Because it was, as she says, MAYJAH! She’s actually quite funny, and does a GREAT job making fun of herself while not looking like a total dolt. I LOVED the part when she crashed Perez Hilton’s workspace (a local Starbucks) to confront him about calling her an alien! And, that part in the socialite’s mansion was PRICELESS. And…quite clearly, she HATES Eddie Murphy (for making Scary Spice, Mel B, take a paternity test, of course… long, kind-of boring story). Cheaty gives it a MONKEY’S UP. It’s MAYJAH great fun, really!

BUT BUT BUT! It’s dunzo. Because, actually, MOST peeps thought it sucked. Was cut from 6 episodes to one hour. Anyway, here are my favourite parts (the part with Perez, in which Vic disses Eddie Murphy, and the part in the socialite house, etc., etc. — so you don’t feel like you missed anything). Enjoy! I think the whole thing is hilarious. But, I thrive on bad TV, so….

PRINCE LEAVES HIS PRIVATE JET IN THE HAMPTONS

Those have got to be the PERFECT preggo shoes for me: FLIP FLOPS that give you HEIGHT! But, erm…, what’s with the SOCKS! EEK! Biggest fashion no-no EVAH — EVEN if you’re just getting off a plane (or a luxury PRIVATE JET).
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

BRIDGET MOYNAHAN DUE TO GIVE BIRTH ON GISELLE BUNDCHEN’S BIRTHDAY!!!

SO not fair how GORJ she looks! And, SHE doesn’t even have to wear crocs! …A-NY-WAY. So, She’s due to give birth to a baby boy on Friday, sources say. And, Friday’s not just ANY day. Friday is GISELLE BUNDCHEN’S birthday. And, why is that important whatsoever? Because Bridget’s baby’s is TOM BRADY, GISELLE BUNDCHEN’S BOYFRIEND/FIANCE!  And, Giselle’s PISSED. According to the New York Post’s Page Six,

ALL’S not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady. While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras – and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired – our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady’s ex, Bridget Moynahan, is due to give birth to Brady’s son on Friday – Bundchen’s birthday. The tension has grown so intense that the couple fought openly in front of hotel guests in Napa while staying at the five-star Auberge du Soleil.

While, yes, it would totally suck if your fiance’s ex was giving birth to his baby on your birthday, but it’s PEANUTS compared to the birth of the baby — I mean, COME ON, Gis!, CHILLAX….! (Oy, did I just say… chillax? help. me.)
Photos, with thanks, c/o Celebrity Baby Blog.

GUESS WHO???????

You guessed it! It’s Britney, looking ghastly and braless as usual! But, her new doggie "London"’s adorable! Poor little guy. She bought him for $3,000! Wonder if she can take care of a dog, like, for real? Maybe pet services should come in and check on him…. She also bought a new Parakeet last month….

Oh, oh, OH! Guess who’s coming to T.O. for the Toronto Film Festival? Well, ahem, I’ll be there, ahem, AND…….STAY TUNED for the lineup! (coughCLOONEYcough!)

Kay, I must go CHILLAX (hee! I’m such a geek, but, ENOUGH, I know!), put the feet up, and take care of this swoony feeling.

Want more Cheaty? Wanna see PIX OF ALI AND I and our hubbies? Wanna hear why I’m so swoony? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey!

Want more preggo deets? Check it — at Haley’s Pregnancy Blog — freshly updated!

LOVE!

xo Haley-O!