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Gossip and the City

June 1, 2007 by Unknown

Hi Gorgeouses!

I’m ACTUALLY gossiping while the monkey naps, and not at 1am — will wonders never cease. Here’s wazzup: beloved actor out of the closet; Nicole’s controversial Memorial Day Party invite; Brad and Ange to wed?; Paula’s meltdown on tape; Heidi Montag to do Playboy?; and, more!

check it!!!

DAVID HYDE PIERCE HAS LEFT THE CLOSET

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Not that this is much of a surprise…but GOOD FOR PIERCE for coming out and sharing how happy he is with his partner actor-writer-producer Brian Hargrove. I personally think that coming out of the closet is one of the bravest things a person can do. I have GREAT admiration for people who do this. KUDOS. Among MANY things, Pierce is best known for his role as Frasier’s very feminine-yet-heterosexual younger brother Niles on the very successful sitcom Frasier. As my little monkey would say, he was "FUNNEE!!"

JEN AND COURTNEY — FRIENDS FOR EVER, BUT…

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…Why is Courtney NOT wearing shoes? First it’s the UGGS, now NOTHING? Now, I really don’t know what’s worse. Jen looks hott as ever. Total Gorjness.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

NICOLE’S CONTROVERSIAL EMAIL INVITE TO MEMORIAL DAY PARTAY

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Source: In Touch Weekly.

(click it to enlarge if it’s too small for your GORJ eyes, kay?)

What do you think? I think it’s FUNNEE! But, a lot of people think it’s in poor taste. I say, Nicole takes so much cr-p about all this stuff all the time, so s’okay for her to dish it for fun. It wasn’t meant to go public, anyway! What do YOU think? The only problem I can think of is that Nicole looks SUPER skinny lately. Check it:

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YIKES!!! And, shoes…where are shoes…?

HAS BRAD FINALLY CONVINCED ANGE TO TIE THE KNOT?

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They DO seem awfully happy lately — seen kissing passionately in their car, arm in arm and all smiles at movie premieres (above, i.e.), and at Cannes. PLUS, just today, Pax was officially renamed Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt in a Los Angeles County Superior Court. So, is there truth to the new rumour about a wedding in the near future!? Possibly. For this rumour is might convincing like. Recently, an insider said this to Britain’s Grazia magazine:

Angelina has been reluctant to get married for a third time, for obvious reasons.
Brad has been persistent and has now given in, but she wants the day to
be really memorable. While she doesn’t want it to be unnecessarily
lavish, that’s not her style, it will still be an event Hollywood will
never forget.

We shall see, Gorgeouses. We shall see. I’ll DEFINITELY keep you posted….

CAUGHT ON TAPE: PAULA ABDUL LOSING IT

You’ve probably heard about it or read about it. NOW, you can LISTEN to it. Paula’s breakdown caught on tape. Check it:


Poor Paula. Matters just got worse for her. For the full transcript of the voicemail tape (because, I know, this is painful to decipher because of the sobbing and all), check this link: http://www.nypost.com/seven/05312007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm.
Audio, with thanks, c/o Perez Hilton.

MTV’S THE HILLS’ HEIDI MONTAG MAY DO PLAYBOY

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Apparently, Playboy REALLY LIKES Heidi’s new nose and new rack. Reportedly, they’ve offered her $1 million dollars to pose! Will she bite? Or, rephrase: will Spencer bite? Probably. He could use the extra cash….

NOW THAT’S THE SJP WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE!

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The bag, the shoes!? Like, sooooo Carrie Bradshaw. MISS!

JESSICA ALBA IS, LIKE, ANNOYING

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Photo from latest GQ spread.

Jessica, you KNOW you’re hott. You KNOW 90%+ of all men drool over you. You KNOW FHM just named you Sexiest Woman in the World. You KNOW all this. SO, when asked about how you feel about being a hot sex symbol, do NOT say this:

I don’t really pay attention to all that. It’s only when people start
to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up
and look in the mirror and go, "ugh." I don’t really think I look all
that great.

Talk about "ugh." You did say this. You said this to Parade. And, to THAT I say MY ARSE! And, you now officially suck. What-EVS.

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So, yeah, I pretty-much fell asleep on my keyboard this aft. I couldn’t do it during the monkey’s nap. Couldn’t. So, here I am late at night again — tired as all ARSE because I TRIED to work during the monkey’s naptime. Really, I did! AnyHOOT….I’m going to TRY to keep going here….’Kay.

So, SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE is now OFFICIALLY my favourite show on TV. Did you SEE that Philip guy pop? And, that clogger guy? Freaking fantastic! It’s better than American Idol I TELL YOU! Plus, look how HOTT:

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I LOVE YOU, SHANE SPARKS! I love your HOTTNESS and your GENIUS choreography. And, did I mention your hottness.  It’s serious, man, my love for you. HEART!!!!!

So, Y&R? Nick came back. IN A DREAM, dammit. A SCARY dream. BITCHES! Why are they DOING this to me? What’d I do to THEM? In the meantime, this Amber/Lilly/Daniel thing is pretty great…. Love watching Amber squirm. And, who’s this new hot dude who’s fo sho going to shake up Amber’s world (yes!)? Did they hire him just in case Joshua Morrow didn’t re-sign? Because he’s HOTT. But, he’s not has hott as NICK. And, Victoria and JT? Not bad, not bad…. Kinda hott (even though JT does NOTHING for me…).

CANADA’S NEXT TOP MODEL? SO many issues. Mr. Jay was actually kinda sucky…. He was trying to be Tyra! He sounded like her, copied her words, her tonality, her pauses, her HEAVY MAKEUP. Maybe he’ll get more comfortable and less Tyra-ish as the show goes on. Here’s hoping. …Now. WHY? WHY do they make the girls do NUDE photos with groping, CREEPY-UGGERS male models on the FIRST SHOOT? I know, you’re going to tell me they want to see who’s really willing to "step up to the plate," as they like to say. But, this was a bit ridiculous. Poor Mika — who desperately wanted to prove to her father and the world, that modeling is not about selling sex, etc. — goes home after this ONE shot WHICH the judges criticized for being too "pornographic"? Like, OUCH! (Damn that CNTM website! They won’t let me take any of the images…click that link though, and you can see all the ewwy gropey pics from the first shoot.)

Want more Cheaty? Check it — at THE CHEATY MONKEY!!!!! And, do keep an eye out for my new preggo blog (and TV COMMERCIAL on Slice in July) — coming MONDAY to Urbanmoms.ca!!!!!

Have a great weekend, Gorgeouses!

xo Haley-O!

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Comments

  1. Tricia says

    June 4, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Was sooo looking forward to CNTM mostly for Jay, but was soooo disappointed in him AND in their decision to do a nude shoot period. It can only get better … here’s hoping.

  2. Tug says

    June 1, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    I thought Nicole’s invite was sickening.
    Hate shoes, so I get going barefoot, but I can’t say I do it in public…and my feet are not NEARLY as nasty as Nicole’s.

  3. Jodi says

    June 1, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    i missed cntm – i’m on a tv ban right now… oh, well – sounds like i didn’t miss much

  4. LoriD says

    June 1, 2007 at 9:37 am

    I thought Jay was trying to be Tyra too… even so, I’ll be watching again next week! Any favourites yet? I’m liking Tara, because she seems to be a blank canvas (with really great skin – did you see that?) and the girl with the curly hair that has to “tone” her legs (I’m glad Jay clarified that she needed toning, not weight-loss).
    Looking forward to the new blog!

  5. ali says

    June 1, 2007 at 8:52 am

    jay was totally tyra. it was so bad!!

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