Hi Gorgeouses!
Did you watch the Golden Globes? Were you as overjoyed as I was when Jennifer Hudson won? As disappointed as I was that Stever Carell didn’t? (Beat by Alec Baldwin!? Boo! I always change the channel when he’s on SNL!) Were you as bored as a doorknob during Warren Beatty’s acceptance speech? As troubled by Felicity Huffman’s facial puffiness (injections much?), by Cameron Diaz’s conspicuously bad new nose? And, did Arnold Schwarzenegger really end the show with "We’ll be back"? Did that really happen? Or did I go insane for a minute?
check it!!!
ANGELINA AND BRAD AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES AND ON TO NEW ORLEANS
Here’s their très interesting interview with Ryan Seacrest-out! Check it:
Someone put some food into her. And, camera-person? More Brad, less Ang, please. Way to make "our similarities and universalities more important"…. brainwashed much? He is soooo whipped. Hott. But whipped.
As much as her recent publicity stunts for The Good Shepherd have annoyed the hell outta me, she and Brad are utterly GORJ. Just. Wow…. Check out this kiss. Passion. His eyes are rolling back in ecstacy…. Excuse me for a sec as I trace Brad’s hott jaw line with my tongue…. Meow!
Oh, and did ya here the golden couple are moving to New Orleans? Ang wants to move there to bring up her kids in a "normal" environment alongside "normal" moms, while bringing awareness to the situation in N.O. and working with disadvantaged children there. She and Brad want to be actively involved in the rebuilding, erecting environment-friendly new homes alongside Global Green USA. They’ve apparently put down $3.5 million on a 6-bedroom house in the French Quarter.
Source.
See, as long as Angelina keeps her self-promoting mouth shut, she’s great…!
ISAIAH WASHINGTON REVEALS HIS TRUE SELF AGAIN; KAT HEIGL REACTS
She looked GORJ last night. But that’s neither-here-nor-there. The big story is that Isaiah Washington screwed up again at the Golden Globe Awards last night, and Kat didn’t let him get away with it. When a reporter asked Isaiah (with Kat by his side) about his racist/homophobic actions (against T.R. Knight) on the set of Grey’s Anatomy, he responded, "No, I did not call T.R. a faggot. Never happened, never happened." Can you believe? He said the F-WORD! Unbelievable.
Kat’s reaction?: "I’m
going to be really honest right now, he needs to just not speak in
public. Period. I’m sorry, that did not need to be said, I’m not okay
with it." When asked if she felt it was just a random remark, Kat added,
"I have no idea what it was, I just find it hurtful…I just feel like
this is something that should be very much in house; we need to deal
with, and it’s among us and the cast and crew and among Shonda [Rimes, Grey‘s creator] and the producers. I don’t think he (Washington) means it the way he comes off… But,
T.R. is my best friend. I will throw down for that kid. I will beat you
up. I will use every ounce of energy I have to take you down if you
hurt his feelings." Go girl!
Source.
MY CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKE AT THE InSTYLE/WARNER BROTHERS GOLDEN GLOBES AFTER PARTY
Dun’t she look cute? Michelle Trachtenberg. I’m loving the brown. Not so much the shiny, but it’s refreshing to see a young celeb looking sweet and not slut-like, like some other people lately:
Can I get a BRIT BRIT! BOAAAAH!!!!
Now, even I can’t keep my eyes off those breasts….Are those, like, real? They’re, like, perfect. Remind me never to stand beside her when I’m not wearing a bra….Thanks, Gorgeous.
CAM TRIES TO MAKE JUSTIN JEALOUS BY SCHMOOZING WITH LEO….
Now, if you’d lose that HEINOUS dress, maybe you’d have a chance, Cam….
YIKES! For some reason — maybe it’s the shoulder ruffle thingy — she reminds me of Bjork in the infamous swan dress….UG-LY! She brings out the "RUFF" in "RUFFLE"! RUFF RUFF!
GOLDEN GLOBES’ WORST ACCESSORIES
Sienna Miller’s braids….Oy.
Vanessa Williams’ MONSTROUS fro. EEEEEEEEK!
Felicity Huffman’s overly-injected cheeks. BRU-TAL!
OTHER SPECIAL GOLDEN GLOBE MOMENTS
Ali Larter: GORRRRJ!
Jennifer Hudson: CLASS!
Katherine Heigl: BEYOND!
Evangeline Lilly: MEGA EXQUISITE! MEGA.
Cast of Ugly Betty: BEAUTY!
Reese Witherspoon: YELLOW HOTT!
Jennifer Garner and Ben Afleck: SEXY LOVAHS (and, she’s obviously stopped breastfeeding…)!
Maggy Gyllenhaal: FRUMP (sorry, I’m totally a fan, but bad hair bad dress).
America Ferrera: PRETTY IN PURPLE! (a wee bit small around the bust…, but whatevs — GORJ!)
Beyoncé: Oh gosh…TAC-KAY!
Kate Blanchett: WHO DIED?!
Jennifer Love Hewitt: NO. WORDS.
Eva Longoria: INTERESTING…(in a bad sort of way).
Will Ferrell: LOVE! And, PUPPIES.
RENE ZELLWEGER AND…LUKE PERRY?!
Not sure if I’m digging Rene’s shiny green Golden Globes’ dress (above), but I can say sources say these two are ON! I’ll keep you posted!
So what do you think of American Idol? Anyone watching? How blitzed is Paula! She looks RAGGED and slumped next to the elegant, GORJ, poised Jewel. It should be an entertaining season…Paula! It’s all about PAULA for me…. Hopefully, we’ll get some more fab Jen-Hudson-type talent, too.
Been to The Cheaty Monkey lately? Come see what I’ve been up to! CHECK IT!
And, see you in the comments! LOVE! xo Haley-O
TUGGY — I think you may be (the only one!!)
LAURAL — I know! EWWWWW!
LES — Ooooo! I like that! Sooo She-ra!
Maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt was going for the She-Ra – Princess of Power look?!
As much as I dislike Renee, I thought she looked nice. But ewwww…. her and luke perry? Ewww…
Am I the only one in the world that liked Cameron’s dress? I don’t know about Renee & Luke…I liked her with Kenny. Lindsey’s finally getting help – hope it works for her. Love Reese – who’s she going to end up with?
WOOHOO! Bring on the convo! Thanks, Gorgeouses, for getting my back on the lindsay thing. HA, ALI!!! 😉 Lindsay’s breasts are (maybe) real, and they’re SPECTACULAR!!! 😉
JILL — funnily enough, people loved Eva’s dress. They said it really stood out as one of the more stunning ones. I don’t get that….
JEN — Gravity, indeed, it’s not good to the breasts. Not good. Not good at all….Hey, thanks for getting my back and showing that biatch, Ali! 😉 teehee!!!!!
KATH — There are actually some very incriminating pictures of Lindsay topless (back turned) in a hotel room with her mother. Apparently, her mom’s as much a partier as she is. She is, very much, like Joe Simpson, I think — pimping BOTH her daughters….Lindsay’s sister is a singer, I think….
JEN — Yeah, Lindsay’s dad has been in a lot of trouble with the law and has a very vexed, desperate relationship with Lindsay. I heard him on Howard Stern once. It was pathetic and sad. He sooo wants to get in with Lindsay….He’s one of the reasons, “they” say, that she’s so messed up….
Isn’t it Lindsay’s dad that has been in and out of prison?
Okay, first, what is poor Lindsay’s mother thinking when she sees pics like these? Or — worse — her father???? Unless they’re one of those very, very wrong types of families like Brit’s and Jessica’s where the dad is out there pimping the over-sexualized pubescent daughter for the cameras.
Okay, now, back to Lindsay’s boobs. They are, frankly, wonderful! And to think they’re real (really?). Wow. Not saggy at all, IMHO. Just bigger than, say, Cameron’s. But kudos to both women for loving what they’ve got, especially if it’s non-surgically enhanced.
Gotta pipe in here – if Lindsay’s boobs are saggy then…well, nuff said. Those things ain’t small, Ali. Gravity…but I would die for those things!
I know, what is wrong with Eva lately?? She has dress that don’t fit her figure!! The picture of her you shown yesterday, she look like she had stick leg, and this one make her torso look weird!!
LAV — I don’t think Brad’s “whipped” because of the cooking, etc., but because he’s totally adopted Angelina’s ideology, terms, etc.. I’m not sure what he said (mumbled) even made a whole lot of sense. I don’t think using “universalities” in plural the way he did is a little awkward, for example….He’s, like, ventriloquizing….Angelina’s throwing her voice in that interview. That, or he’s whipped! 😉 It’s okay, it’s not necessarily a bad thing to be whipped. He must be really in love with her….
JODI — I see what you’re saying. I still like it, though! I think it suits her….
JEN H — you totally cracked me up! I think I was always in the Brandon camp. I used to think he was so hot….
JEN M — yeah, you’ve gotta be pretty drunk to wear that boa….Red boa with brown shoes? She’d be better off hiring BEYONCE’S MAMA!
ALI — I still think she’s got great breasts! They’re big, so they’re going to hang a little low. But, at least they look/are natural….which is refreshing….
GABRIELLA — I know! She’s looked totally gorj. She’s like the only woman in the world who can pull off that yellow. And, yeah, sweet bangs…. 🙂
JEN — Yeah, Beyonce totally has to let her mama go…! It’s awful!
I think part of poor Beyonce’s problem is that she has a stylist, but it’s her mom. You can’t fire your mom!
all I have to say is that I couldn’t keep my eyes off reese, she looked stunning. If only I could get my bangs to look like hers.
meh. i don’t think that has to do with her posture…i think she just has saggers. which is sad, since she hasnt had any babies and she’s still young.
Love Evangeline and Rees – GORJ!
Brit – drunk again…pathetic.
Brad and Ang – think their just trying to make their lives mean something more than…well…THAT. I say, go for it!
Beyonce – hire a stylist…NOW!
No, no, no….say it ain’t so!!! Renee (I’ve just sucked all the juice out of a lemon, that’s why I’m all squinty and sour looking) and Luke(I’m still hot and so cool that neither Brenda nor Kelly was good enough for me, so I had to marry a mobster’s daughter, who got killed before my eyes, so I’m forever slightly broken-hearted and that’s why I’m squinty looking). Ugh…I was always firmly in the Dylan camp, but this error in judgement may sway me Brandon’s way.
hi haley,sorry i don’t think brad is whipped.i think he’s like a lot of new dads and is just doing his parental/spousal duties.my hubby cooks,for instance and he’s not whipped.so was cam wearing a feather duster?and barbie mermaid beyonce didn’t i see that on her before?she’s so pretty but has bad fashion sense.reese looks so cute in yellow.ben and jen are so adorable together.why does maggie look so old,oh didn’t she just have a baby?america looks sweet in purple.yikes!yikes!yikes!thats for those monstrous dresses.evangeline looks really beautiful in that lilac colour,not liking the ribbons on the dress though.whens lost going to come back on?i love luke perry.renee is a lucky gal.
Katherine H’s dress looks like classic 80s prom to me. Otherwise, I agree with everything.
“ALI — I said she had “great breasts”…not “great posture”! 😉
wait a minute…did you just say that you think lindsay lohan had great breasts? does it not bother you that they hang to her waist???? 😉
i watched AI and loved it, of course. and i watch the gg’s and loved them as well. i was totally unbored with warren beatty! i thought his speech was pretty great. not as great as Tom Hanks saing ‘balls’ 8 times!